Dolla to holla?

It's been a while since we had any pole dancer news around here, so let me oblige. . .

Let's begin with a joke. . .

Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?

Because it said "concentrate."

And now for the real humor:

Two dancers on stage at an exotic dance club in Juneau got into a physical fight over $1, according to a Dodge County Sheriff’s Department report.

Officers were called to Silk Exotic around 9:30 p.m. Thursday to break up the fight.

A customer was trying to give a dollar to one of the dancers, but the other dancer took it, according to the report.

Both women fell to the floor, pulled each other’s hair and punched and slapped each other. Other dancers and customers separated the women.

One of the dancers involved in the fight is pregnant.

One can only imagine the, ah, the quality establishment and the, um, incredible talent in Silk Exotic.  In Juneau, Wisconsin.  In a town of less than 3,000 people.  A town perched out in the no-man's-dairy-land between Madison and Milwaukee.  A town whose closest neighboring "metropolis" is a place called Beaver Dam.

Yeah, that might explain away a little of that.

I hope no one got punched in the stomach.

55,000,000 seconds

Well I guess it's about time.

I've decided to reopen my long closed blog after I decided that the coast was finally clear from a stalking past.

And anyway, I missed the damn place. 

So welcome and welcome back!

It's me again Sam

I ain't got nothing to say except damn I loves me some physics!

Cause and Effect

These are the leading causes of death in the United States in 2011 (source: CDC):

1 Diseases of heart, 596,339
2 Malignant neoplasms, 575,313
3 Chronic lower respiratory diseases, 143,382
4 Cerebrovascular diseases, 128,931
5 Accidents (unintentional injuries), 122,777
6 Alzheimer’s disease, 84,691
7 Diabetes mellitus, 73,282
8 Influenza and pneumonia, 53,667
9 Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome and nephrosis, 45,731
10 Intentional self-harm (suicide), 38,285
11 Septicemia, 35,539
12 Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis, 33,539
13 Essential hypertension and hypertensive renal disease, 27,477
14 Parkinson’s disease, 23,107
15 Pneumonitis due to solids and liquids, 18,090

This is the approximate number of people who died in car accidents in 2009 (source: NHSTA):  35,000

This is how many people died from falling in 2011 (source: CDC): 26,631

 

This is how many murders there were in 2009 (source FBI): 12,996

Of those murders, this is how many were committed with firearms (source FBI): 8775

Just some numbers to consider before the gun grab begins.  Maybe we should ban gravity and automobiles before we consider banning guns.

   

Scumbags

I refuse to use Facebook for many reasons, a couple of which I have already noted on this site.

And here is another reason to stay the hell away from Zuckerberg and his corporate goliath:

Instagram said today that it has the perpetual right to sell users' photographs without payment or notification, a dramatic policy shift that quickly sparked a public outcry.

The new intellectual property policy, which takes effect on January 16, comes three months after Facebook completed its acquisition of the popular photo-sharing site.

Unless Instagram users delete their accounts before the January deadline, they cannot opt out.

Butt, Doctor!

I know many of you have been sitting around thinking, "Man, I wonder what it would look like if a doctor put butt implants in backwards."  Lord knows I've been thinking that same thing since at least 1983.

Well, here you go.

Standard warning:  what is seen cannot be unseen.

Read the comments afterwards, some good comedy will help make the horror go away.

Hands off the dogs!

If it's hot dog news we got it and boy, is this some kinda news!  Unless of course you are NBC or CBS or CNN.  White people calling a black man "nigger" only counts when its the right kind of white people and right kind of black people if you know what I'm sayin' and I'm sure you do.

Via Ironic Surrealism and too many other website to list:

In case you cannot elucidate the happenings in the photograph let me add a little context.  Crazed, entitled, self-righteous, white, union Democrats destroyed a conservative, God-fearing, hard-working, black man's hot dog stand while hurling racial slurs at the unsuspecting gentleman during the anti-right-to-work demonstrations in Michigan.

The real story here is not the blatant racism against Mr. Clint Tarver (attention K-Mart shoppers and every news media outlet except Fox!) but the outright assault on a raft of unsuspecting and innocent hot dogs!  We here at The Big Feed will not let this stand!  And since we here at The Big Feed believe in such thing as conservatism, small government, reduced government spending, less taxes and hot dogs, we must rise up to counter this egregious example of hot dog oppression!

Some lovely woman with a bright mind and open heart has set up a donation page to raise money for a new hot dog stand for Mr. Tarver and as of this writing she has raised nearly $18,000 to which I say, hot dog!  Let's make it $25,000, what do you say?  Let's prove to this rabid leftist maniacs that this type of behaviour is completely unacceptable!

I've donated, have you?

Godspeed Mr. Tarver,  we will have you back up and running in no time!