We are the champs!

Just finished up coaching my son's 7th grade football team.  We finished as champions.  We were 8-0 and outscored our opponents 299 to 22.  Domination!!!!

By the way, kids are huge these days.  These were 12 year old boys and my line (my son included) averaged 195 lbs.  That's just crazy.

Ladies and Gentlemen

. . .your president:

Speaking at a photo opportunity at the American Red Cross on Tuesday, President Obama stated that in America, “we leave nobody behind.” This remark is seen as clumsy and perhaps insensitive considering the revelations that requests to assist two Navy SEALs trapped on the roof of the American consulate in Benghazi were denied, thus abandoning the heroic Americans to die at the hands of Al Qaeda.

The gall of this S.O.B. is mind-numbing.

Foolsbook

I used to have a page on Facebook and for a minute or two it was kind of neat to reconnect with people from my past until I realized that none of those assholes had changed and it was just the same clique bullshit from high school, only now everyone had kids and a mortgage.

Also, Facebook began changing and changing again their "privacy" policy to the point where the privacy became less and less and the control over your own information was more in the hands of Facebook than you.

So, goodbye yellow brick road.

I went to a wake last night for my friend (actually an old friend's father who was my first employer and the nicest man I ever knew) who was murdered by a negro thug over a couple of grand. People I haven't seen since high school asked me if I was on Facebook.  Apparently this is how we are all supposed to be connected these days.  Nobody writes letters anymore because they are too busy describing their hangnails and ringworm infections on Facebook.  Of course the answer to their question is a resounding no, to which they ask, "Well, why not?"  And my answer is, "Well, why should I be?"  The answer is as simple as that.  Naturally, no one could give me any good reason why I should be on there, but if they asked (and they didn't) I could have given them several reasons why they should close their account today and never look back. 

Saddle up sheeple, the end is near!

And here is another reason why I am not "connected" to my friends through this scurrilous and shameful company.

Tonka

Speaking of Tonka toys Captain, here is one of the largest mobile concrete pumps produced by Schwing America.

It can reach about 170 feet.  That's about 52 meters if you are into meters and shit.  And it's got more wheels than the Nation of Islam mothership.

Fished Out!

I'm telling you, when my cats get all liquored up on the hooch it becomes total uncontrollable mayhem around the house.

Last weekend, Shadow started making out with a bream and Wildcat went berserk and began starting small fires after huffing his stash of catnip.  He then beat the hell out of an unsuspecting possum which then created a late night possum raid on the garbage can that I had to clean up.  You ever try sweeping up week-old wet spaghetti noodles off a wooden deck before?

After that, he passed out on the couch only to wake every now and then in a stupor hollering for tuna fish.

An unmitigated disaster.

Bang!

This is what it looks like downrange of a snub-nose .44 magnum revolver.  I say bring on the political riots!

Yes, that is a real picture.  No Photoshop, and no photographers were harmed in the making of this photograph because it was me and I don't know what you people would do without my brilliant insight into things such as food, drunk cats, good looking women, and Jagermeister consumption.

Good One

You have to admit if there is anything outside of the head-chopping, camel-humping, female genital mutilations, and pedophilia that Muslims are good at, it is conspiracy theories.

And this just might be their best yet:

“Sources have confirmed that Hurricane Sandy, now buffeting America, was instigated by highly advanced technology in the possession of the Resisting Iranian regime and in coordination with our [Syrian] Resisting regime. These same sources have confirmed that there are experts in Syria who have contributed to this effort. This is punishment for those who attack Assad’s Syria.”