Yo Y'all!

Happy New Year all you glorious Sea Kittens!  I hope that everyone had a safe and meaningful Christmas celebration as did I.

This New Year started off with a bang beginning with the fact that the TSA killed my laptop which at least partially explains my absence. The rest can be explained away by sheer dereliction of duty due to abject laziness and a whole lot of not giving a toot in the midst of a crush of gift-wrapping, shopping, cooking, drinking, traveling, drinking, opening of gifts, drinking, eating, cooking and drinking. I enjoyed all of it.  Nothing is better than family and friends, camaraderie and good times, uh, and a couple of goats.

I would like to start the year off right by immediately insulting the state of New Jersey. And no, this has nothing to do with the earwig of a woman Snookie, nor the goombah pooping collar greasers she spends her time with.  No no, this is far more serious.  This is about a broken state with a corrupt, liberal government who never met a spending measure that they didn't want to dry hump like a teacup Chihuahua on a Red Bull/Jager Bomb bender, yo!  These politicians are a distillate of the liberalism that is insidiously creeping across this land like the green "meteor shit" from Creepshow.

New Jersey has simply run out of options (they think) to continue spending and spending and spending and spending and spending -- repeat, repeat, repeat.  Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall, Pete fell off, who is left?  Get it?

So, in their conniving brilliance, they have a new plan, a retroactive plan that will gobble up millions of dollars of unused funds to help fill the large budget shortfalls they are experiencing due to lower tax revenues and increased spending.  And they plan on getting that money from you honey. 

Fair citizens of New Jersey, hold onto your hair gelled headbones because the State of New Jersey is after YOUR money.  Rise up your popped collars and stand strong!