Man

I'll do anything to help move Nicki Minaj's carbuncle of an ass off the front page of this blog.

I guess the only alternative we have to ward off further vagina protests at political events is to start dressing up as giant dicks and go looking for some action with these Code Pink slimes.  Giant dicks with venereal diseases all up and down the shaft.  Oozing pustules of nastiness to bring attention to the long forgotten art of keeping your legs, and therefore, your vagina closed.  Invisible colonies of bacteria to remind them of the safety and economy of condom use.

Do you think they'll get it?

Well hell no they won't of course.  It's all about being free, free love, the government not telling a woman what she can or cannot do!  No sir!  Leave those meat flaps alone!

But trans fat or school choice or smoking or biggie size drinks?  Well yeah, the government making those decisions is fine because, you know, well um, uh, so yeah like. . .Free Palestine!!11eleventy!!

Fuggin' idiots.