Showing posts with label Putin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Putin. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Pooty Poot starts bringing the hammer down

Putin is a dangerous man.  KGB to the core.  He will bring war to the world.  That's a guarantee.

President Vladimir Putin vowed on Tuesday not to let Russia be weakened by social shocks as tens of thousands of demonstrators gathered in Moscow to protest his historic third term. 
“We cannot accept anything that weakens our country or divides society,” Putin said in televised remarks. “We cannot tolerate decisions and actions capable of leading to social and economic shocks.”
And so it begins...
Police have raided the homes of prominent Russian opposition leaders and those of their parents in an apparent attempt to prevent their appearance at a large anti-Kremlin rally scheduled for Tuesday in the centre of Moscow, their representatives have said.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Pooty Poot Mocks Protesters

Putin doesn't seem to concerned about the recent protests in Russia.  When asked a question about the white ribbon adopted by protesters as their symbol... 
“I have to say honestly,” he said, “when I saw on television several people wearing these things on their chests, I know it’s indecent, but anyway, I thought it was some kind of propaganda in the fight against AIDS, as if they put a condom there, and tied it for some reason.”
And take that comment in context with President Medvedev's tweet just last week when he refferred to a protest blocker as a "stupid coc*sucking sheep".

Doesn't sound like the two of them are all that worried about change in Russia.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

A Tale of Two Leaders


Poot Poot discovers ancient Greek treasures while scuba diving.  Obama loots American treasure while eating hamburgers and playing golf.




He is...the most interesting man in the world.



Russia's hard man Prime Minister Vladimir Putin pulled on a wetsuit Wednesday and went scuba diving at an ancient Greek Black Sea site in the latest populist stunt preceding next year's elections.




State news reports said he descended just two metres (6.6 feet) and "luckily" discovered two sixth century urns in full presence of the media, because the water was so clear.




Television footage showed two moss-covered vases with ear-like handles sitting neatly next to each other on top of the sandy bottom as Putin swam into view.







"Treasure!" a dripping wet Putin told reporters with a big grin. "They drank it all already," he added when asked if there was anything left in the jars.

WTF?  Did they lay down a gravel sidewalk on the beach so he could keep sand out of his Sketchers?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Putin's Spying on Reagan Exposed

And this is the man that leads the regime that Hillary wants to reset relations with? Check out Pooty Poot. It's funny enough that he's dressed like a tourist. But why is he dressed like an American tourist? From Sky News:

The 20-year old photo depicts two world leaders - US President Ronald Reagan and the Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev - in Moscow.

But, according to the man who took the photo, it also captures Mr Putin disguised as a tourist.

Pete Souza, now President Obama's official photographer, captured the moment when he worked for President Reagan during the political thaw that soon ended the Cold War.

Mr Reagan took a stroll around Red Square accompanied by the Russian leader, who then introduced him to a group of tourists.

In an interview, Mr Souza recounted being surprised at the "pointed" questions these supposed tourists asked the US leader.

They included searching enquiries on the state of human rights in the US.

The identity of the man on the left of the photo - complete with camera round his neck - was later revealed and "verified" to Mr Souza as none other than Mr Putin.


The planting of KGB officers as bystanders was a common practice in Soviet times.

During the tense stand-off of the Cold War, they would be used to challenge foreign leaders during visits to Russia.

But, while acknowledging this practice, a Russian political analyst and author of books on Vladimir Putin dismissed Mr Souza's claims as "nonsense".

"Vladimir Putin was a major serving in Dresden and he wasn't important enough at that time to be brought to Moscow", said Andrey Piontkovsky.

Mr Putin served as a KGB officer in the East German city of Dresden.

Friday, November 7, 2008

PUTIN SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER: PLOTTING TO RETURN AS RUSSIA'S PRESIDENT AT THE SAME TIME OBAMA BECOMES AMERICA'S PRESIDENT

Yep. Pooty Poot smells blood in the water. He sees Obama's election as the chance for him to be a world conqueror. And frankly, do any of you think our military is prepared to rally around Obama in the world's defense? The world wanted a non-confrontational American leader and so they now have. Let us Americans who did not vote for Obama know that that works out for you.
Russian President Dmitry Medvedev could resign from his post in 2009 to pave the way for Vladimir Putin to return to the Kremlin, Vedomosti newspaper reported on Thursday, citing an unidentified source close to the Kremlin.

Medvedev Wednesday proposed increasing the presidential term to six years from four years, a step the newspaper said was part of a plan drawn up by Vladislav Surkov, who serves as Medvedev's first deputy chief of staff.

Under the plan, Medvedev could implement changes to the constitution and unpopular social reforms "so that Putin could return to the Kremlin for a longer period," the newspaper said.

"Under this scenario Medvedev could resign early citing changes to the constitution and then presidential elections could take place in 2009," the newspaper said, citing the unidentified source close to the Kremlinl.

The paper said Putin, who is currently prime minister, could then rule for two six year terms, so from 2009 to 2021. The paper cited Putin's spokesman as saying he saw no reason for Putin to return to power in 2009.
And just in case you think I have no idea what I'm talking about, consider that Russia has decided to deploy missiles in the Baltic and that Venezuela has offed them a huge gold project. While tyrannical leaders who control the world's known energy sources are forming alliances, the rest of the world is running around screaming about hope and change. We are so fucked!

Monday, September 22, 2008

CAN WE GET OBAMA'S PLAN ON HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS?

Or do we have to wait until after the election?

Russia sends warships to Venezuela.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

DEBUNKING THE LATEST PALIN SMEAR: SHE DAMN SHO DID PUT THAT PLANE ON EBAY

In the latest smear to discredit Governor Palin, the liberal media claims that the popular governor did not sell the governor's jet on Ebay. But the truth is she did put the plane up on Ebay. Here's the ad:

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

FIGHTS

Putin vs. Palin



Putin vs. Obama

Monday, September 1, 2008

PUTIN SAVES CAMERA CREW FROM SIBERIAN TIGER

Great...They get Putin, and we're getting Obama?



Yeah, but about that tiger...Did anyone else notice anything not quite right about that animal?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

THE FASCISTS DOING FASCIST THINGS

Huggy Bear and Pooty Poot battle it out to see who can put more of their thumb on their people...
President Hugo Chavez is revamping his intelligence agencies. Four new spy agencies will replace the current DISIP secret police and DIM military intelligence agency, Interior Minister Ramon Rodriguez Chacin said Thursday. Human rights groups say the measures will force citizens to inform on one another to avoid prison terms. Chavez has shut down dissenting media outlets, empowered thugs to harass and beat dissenters on the streets, and now has established new and unaccountable secret police agencies to monitor and control the population.
Meanwhile...back at Cave Cray Cray...
Vladmir Putin has put the clamps down banning all political satire from Russian TV. A striking indication of how Putin has relied on the Kremlin-controlled television networks to consolidate power, especially in recent elections.

And for good measure, Pooty Poot now seeks to ban gambling from Moscow. All this fascist stuff while he decorates his Sea Palace with Russia's public art treasures.
I wonder what positions Sean Penn, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte will be assigned by their puppet masters?

Friday, April 18, 2008

POOTY PUTE ROBS THE CRADLE: PUTIN TO MARRY GYMNAST LESS THAN HALF HIS AGE

Fascism's biggest heartthrob is rumored to be close to tying the knot with a Russian gymnast half his age.

"President Vladimir Putin, known for keeping his private life out of public gaze, is to marry a gymnast less than half his age, said a news report on Thursday.

Moscow is ablaze with rumours that Mr. Putin (56) and the flexible 24-year-old Alina Kabaeva, who is now a member of the Russian Parliament, have decided to tie the knot..."
Pooty Pute

Putin must really admire her flexibility on the issues.
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