WHAT I JUST DROVE THROUGH

Driving home from work at about 5 PM I snapped the following pics:

This pic was taken when I first noticed the cloud. It wasn't all that threatening. Notice the exit sign in the distance on the right side of the road.



This is the pic I shot just moments later (note the exit sign). It got pitch dark in a matter of seconds.



To my right, as I looked out the window, I spotted a tornado cloud touch down. I didn't take a picture of that, I just drove real fast.

THE BIG DRINK: DIXIE CAR BOMB

1/2 oz Old Crow® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
15 oz Pabst® lager

Done just like an Irish Car Bomb, pour the whiskey on top of the schnapps in a shot glass, and drop it into a pint of Pabst beer.

OBAMA VOTER SHOT FIVE TIMES FOR STEALING SHOES

Check out the bumper sticker on the getaway car. Damn! If only that dude could have held on for just a few more months. Ain't they heard? Hope and change is coming!

DRIVER BUCKLES UP BEER. NOT HIS CHILD

An Australian motorist has been fined for putting a seatbelt around a case of beer instead of a five-year-old passenger.

Police who pulled over the man's car on the Ross highway, near the outback town of Alice Springs, found the child sitting unrestrained in the back of the vehicle.

Four adults were in the car, two in the front seats and two in the back. The carton of beer, which contained 30 bottles, was strapped in between the two adults in the back. The child was sitting in the lump in the centre, unrestrained.