Reporting Walmart Shoppers - It's Your Civic Duty

In case you've been living under a rock...

The Department of Homeland Security announced this week that it is expanding its "If You See Something, Say Something" campaign, which encourages the public to report suspicious activity, to Walmart stores across the country.

Captain Thurston reporting for duty!

This does not compute

And either Linda Blair is shopping for toilet paper, or I gotta report this.