Or Do You Want What's In The Box

#2 has stepped forward.  Thankfully, she is of legal age.

How does that noose feel Mr. Weiner?  Getting a little tighter, isn't it?

And where is Little Debbie?  I thought this was all a private matter.  Oh wait, there she is!  Hey look, Pawlenty's idea for cutting taxes and reducing spending will lead to economic disaster!!!!11eleventy!11

And speaking of economic disasters. . .someone is apparently too busy to care about the mess he's helped us get into. Just can't be bothered I'm telling you.

Hey, just let me eat my waffle.