A transcript of the conversation that went on in the McDonald's drive-thru between the lady in the car in front of me and the lady taking orders...
CASHIER: (In a polite and courteous voice)Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
LAFREAKWA: (In a ghetto jive ass voice). Uhhhh....yeah...can I getcho dollar cheeseburger?
CASHIER: Okay, I have one McDouble, will that be all?
LAFREKWA: Uhhhh....(Looking over her shoulder to a child in the rear seat)...Shut up Matisha, I'm trying to order food...Damn!...Uhhh...yeah...Can you put lettuce on that?
CASHIER: Ummm...Okay...Will that be all?
LAFREAKWA: And can you put tomato on that too?
CASHIER: Uhhh...Okay...That'll be $1.09.
LAFREAKWA: Uh yeah...I want some mac sauce on dat too.
CASHIER: I'm sorry?
LAFREAKWA: Mac sauce! I want some mac sauce on dat!
CASHIER: Ma'am, you're ordering from the dollar menu, and trying to make a dollar cheeseburger into a Big Mac, we can't do that.
LAFREAKWA: Whatchu mean you cain't do dat....Shut up Matisha!...Uhhh...You need to do dat. That's whatchu you need to do.
CASHIER: If you would like a Big Mac, maybe you should order a Big Mac.
LAFREAKWA: I don't want no Big Mac. I want the dollar double cheeseburger. Wit' lettuce, tomato and mac sauce.
CASHIER: That's pretty much a Big Mac. I'm not giving you that for a dollar.
LAFREAKWA: Whatchu mean you ain't gonna give me dat? Bitch, I wanna talk to yo manager!
CASHIER: You're talking to me, and that ain't gonna happen. And if you keep talking shit, I'm gonna come out there and snatch you bald!
LAFREAKWA: Well den, bring yo cheeseburger selling ass out here. I'll squeeze the mac sauce out yo head.
CASHIER: I get a break in 15 minutes. Why don't you wait around.
LAFREAKWA; Forget you bitch. My kid is hongry. Ima go to Jack in the Box. Y'all rude here.
CASHIER: Good then. Take your hungry kid and go on then.
LaFreakwa drives away....
CASHIER: (In a polite and courteous voice)Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
LAFREAKWA: (In a ghetto jive ass voice). Uhhhh....yeah...can I getcho dollar cheeseburger?
CASHIER: Okay, I have one McDouble, will that be all?
LAFREKWA: Uhhhh....(Looking over her shoulder to a child in the rear seat)...Shut up Matisha, I'm trying to order food...Damn!...Uhhh...yeah...Can you put lettuce on that?
CASHIER: Ummm...Okay...Will that be all?
LAFREAKWA: And can you put tomato on that too?
CASHIER: Uhhh...Okay...That'll be $1.09.
LAFREAKWA: Uh yeah...I want some mac sauce on dat too.
CASHIER: I'm sorry?
LAFREAKWA: Mac sauce! I want some mac sauce on dat!
CASHIER: Ma'am, you're ordering from the dollar menu, and trying to make a dollar cheeseburger into a Big Mac, we can't do that.
LAFREAKWA: Whatchu mean you cain't do dat....Shut up Matisha!...Uhhh...You need to do dat. That's whatchu you need to do.
CASHIER: If you would like a Big Mac, maybe you should order a Big Mac.
LAFREAKWA: I don't want no Big Mac. I want the dollar double cheeseburger. Wit' lettuce, tomato and mac sauce.
CASHIER: That's pretty much a Big Mac. I'm not giving you that for a dollar.
LAFREAKWA: Whatchu mean you ain't gonna give me dat? Bitch, I wanna talk to yo manager!
CASHIER: You're talking to me, and that ain't gonna happen. And if you keep talking shit, I'm gonna come out there and snatch you bald!
LAFREAKWA: Well den, bring yo cheeseburger selling ass out here. I'll squeeze the mac sauce out yo head.
CASHIER: I get a break in 15 minutes. Why don't you wait around.
LAFREAKWA; Forget you bitch. My kid is hongry. Ima go to Jack in the Box. Y'all rude here.
CASHIER: Good then. Take your hungry kid and go on then.
LaFreakwa drives away....
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