SWEET FANCY MOSES!: HUMAN UFO OR A WITCH, OR SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S REALLY CREEPY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF SOME MEXICANS

What is this? UFO? A witch? Personally, I think it's the latest innovation in illegal border crossing.

INVASION OF THE PENIS SNATCHERS

Sleep with one eye open fellas...

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Penis snatchers? I bet these guys are Hillary supporters.