Turn Your Used Fingernail Clippings into a Pot Scrubber

This is your world, when ruled by the left.

Use nail clippings to make a pot scrubber: Run out of steel wool, but still have pots and pans encrusted with impossibly hardened food bits? No matter—create your own pot scrubber by collecting your fingernail clips and emptying them into the foot of some discarded pantyhose. Tie it off, and Voila! An instant, free, only mildly repulsive pot scrubber is yours.

These people aren't kidding either. They have suggested other uses for your fingernail clippings.