Early Christmas Gift

Oh man. This Reese Witherspoon is made of 100% American Fahlefela Shallahal Booty!

Makes me glad I came to this great nation!

Uh oh... I feel a psychotic Arab street celebration coming on from within! No... not now... uhhh.....

WAAAAAA LA-LA-La-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-La!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
(Throwing candies to the children)

I am sorry.

Yours,

Ali