Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse Arrives in Egypt

I report, you decide.

The Book of Revelation refers to a time when "the Lamb" – usually understood to be the Lamb of God, Jesus Christ – opens the seven seals of a scroll of judgment. Each of the first four seals is accompanied by a horseman of a different color, each bringing a separate calamity.

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

See the video of the alleged pale horse.  It starts at the 1:19 mark.

UPDATE: Nevermind. A liberal think tank got together and has apparently solved the mystery. It's just Sarah Palin.