The Dude May Abide

. . .but this is totally ridiculous.  I present the Church of The Latter-Day Dude. 

Next thing you know there'll be a Church of the Jedi.

Oh wait, there is.

Ok, I feel inspired now.  I am going to start the Church of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie-Pop Tootsie Roll.  It will feature cheerleaders licking lollipops and I'll charge you $19.95 a month to watch it from your computer.

It's about as logical and you won't be subjected to scads of dirty, backpacking, supposedly-enlightened hippies in Thailand either.

H/T: Nils