I Need A Beer

Examine the following photograph.

The story behind this photograph fortunately, is not about the douchetastic fishface on the right, but about the young dark and lovely in the middle who was recently disqualified from a beauty pageant in Florida when "pornographic" pictures of her surfaced on the internet.

Life is full of choices my dear.  And if you elect to have photographs made of yourself in some state of nudity, chances are, it will eventually be made public record forever on the internet.  Especially so, considering that the photos were made at porn convention called Ms. Exxxotica.  Tough monkey love honey.  You wanna second chance?  Call me, I'll give you all the second chances you want.

But the larger story is in this photograph.  The man shithead on the left should immediately be executed for infractions of the highest order against civilized society.  Drinking a Dos Equis does not make you interesting nor does throwing a peace sign and an effeminate Miley Cyrus trout pout, you fucking idiot.  You are a MAN.  Act like one doucherino.  Real men smile in photographs or at least grin.  They don't wear $120 metrosexual undershirts and poke their lips out trying to be all pouty and shit.  You look like a fucking douche.  Period!

I am declaring a new law.  If you above the age of 22 and are caught in a photograph doing the trout pout, especially so for men, and you compound this with some stupid hand signal like a peace sign or "the shocker", especially so if you are a woman, you will be designated for immediate and indefinite detention in the federal prison which houses the person most likely to want to eat another human being's internal organs.  You have ceased to be of fair use to society, regardless of how many Dos Equis you like to drink.