Trade Californians for the Japanese

In light of the tragic earthquake, I think we should sell California to the Japanese.  I'm pretty sure they'd buy it.  So long as we can get rid of the people who live in it.  I also think we should move Israel to New Jersey.  If they can disassemble the London Bridge and move it to Lake Havasu City, Arizona, I think moving the wailing wall is doable. 

And this has nothing to do with that, but here's a picture of a monkey taking a picture.