Obama: "I'm gonna close Gitmo...On second thought, I'll turn it into a tropical resort for terrorists"

Obama campaigned on closing Gitmo.  Apparently, that's not going to happen.  But he is turning it into a much more livable place.  This is really hard to believe.

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba -- The U.S.-run Guantanamo Bay detention center in Cuba, targeted for closure by Barack Obama during his campaign for the presidency, is instead quietly undergoing millions of dollars of upgrades that could allow it to remain open for years as a prison for suspected terrorists, NBC News has learned. 

Among the recent improvements to the facility commonly known as “Gitmo”: a heavily guarded soccer field for detainees known as “Super Rec,” which cost nearly $750,000 and opened this week; cable television in a  communal living quarters and “enriching your life” classes for detainees, which include instruction on learning to paint, writing a resume  -- even handling personal finances.

WTF!!!  Classes on writing a resume???  To send to Eric Holder's Justice Department no doubt.