Oh no, a run!

I was going to post this in the comment section of the Great Pantyhose Feud of 2012, but I felt it deserved it's own post.

Dear dear Kevin,

Who said anything about politics? Or voter registration cards?

If you want to wear pantyhose, then by all means do it.

This isn't about political affiliation, this has to do with social normalities and the devolution of our society.  First it's pantyhose, then it's something else, next thing you know there are enough pantyhose wearing men that a support group forms, then a national organization begins lobbying Congress or marching in the streets asking for equality.

After that, they'll be demanding free razors from the hard-working taxpayers to keep their legs silky smooth.  Then, it'll be pantyhose subsides and labor laws.  Then they'll be teaching the wonders of pantyhose wearing to small children in public schools.

And then what?

All this does is open the Pandora's box of bad ideas even wider.  Sex with animals?  Sex with children?  Sex with an electrical socket?  Tattoos for infants?  Sex changes for toddlers?  Public nudity in schools?  Breast implants for your earlobes?

The possibilities are endless.  As a matter of fact, the possibilities are already endless.  There is a person of human male anatomy who dresses as a woman and has managed to sue a public university for the right to use the ladies restrooms on campus.  So, one person has managed to twist the arm of the system for his sole benefit at the expense of many, many others.  The rights of many have been subjugated by the rights of one singular human being.  I'm sure the female population of that school is just thrilled to know that someone with a dick and wearing a skirt could breeze into a woman's restroom to take a whizz.   How does anyone know that this guy isn't some perverted freak who likes getting his jollies by wearing women's underwear and pissing in the women's restroom, and maybe rubbing one out while all the other women are trying to do their business.  I know that if I were a woman, I would be mortified to see some dude in heels taking a piss in my bathroom.

This blurring of the line between what is historically male and female is adding further tension to a society that is already inundated with attacks from every fringe minority and every divergent behaviour that man can dream up.  If you and others have a desire to shave your legs and wrap them up so you look like the Cat in the Hat's hat, then fine.  Do it.  Just don't expect the vast fucking majority of males and females who oppose this to accept your "normalcy" as theirs.

Majority rule has made for a pretty great society and generally speaking it has worked for us and managed to create and maintain a stable society for a couple of hundred years.  We won't sit idly by and let an infinitely small minority of people steer the great ship of normality.  At some point, those of us with normal value systems will stand up and voice our concern.  We will not be dictated to by 0.000001% or less of men in society that want to wear pantyhose and expect us to accept it.

We think it is silly and we will mock you for it.

Yours truly and be well,
Burnt Toast