Donald Trumped

Well Donald, is that it?

I've spent a lot of time trying to come up with a logical motivation for Obama sealing all of his personal records.  It's one thing to scoff at the "Birthers" and other conspiracy types who've been pushing the birth certificate thing all these years, but it's another to try to reach a fact-based conclusion as to why the president wouldn't want his school records or others to be made public.

I can only conclude that there must be something in his school records that either indicates he is an idiot (already know that) or that he attended school fraudulently as a "foreign" student, which I think is the more logical assumption.

As far as Trump's announcement is concerned, well, who the hell knows with this blowhard?  Some speculate that he's drawing attention away from attention-whore extraordinaire Gloria Allred and her dredging of family court issues from 25 years ago concerning Mitt Romney.  Or maybe he already knows something and is giving Obama an honorable way out.  Or maybe he is forcing Obama into a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.  Obama will look like a petty turd if he declines a 5 million dollar donation to save face.  At the very least, Trump is piling shit on top of a political pile so high that Felix Bumgartner would have fallen into after about three seconds into his world record space jump.

All I know about Trump is what my culinary school roommate who worked for him at Trump's private club in Palm Beach told me years ago.  He said to me that all the true things I've ever heard about Trump are true, and so are the lies.