Fun with the Urban Dictionary: Disgusting Fatbody

I simply love the Urban Dictionary.

Disgusting Fatbody:

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

Yes, it's a military term. But I'm going to go ahead and extend the term to faggoty assclown gossip columnists. Perez Hilton is a disgusting fatbody.