Thursday, June 18, 2009

It's 3 AM - I'll Tell What I Would Do

North Korea is planning to fire a nuclear missile at Hawaii on Independence Day.

North Korea may launch a long-range ballistic missile towards Hawaii on American Independence Day, according to Japanese intelligence officials.

The missile, believed to be a Taepodong-2 with a range of up to 4,000 miles, would be launched in early July from the Dongchang-ni site on the north-western coast of the secretive country.

Intelligence analysts do not believe the device would be capable of hitting Hawaii's main islands, which are 4,500 miles from North Korea.

Details of the launch came from the Japan's best-selling newspaper, Yomiuri Shimbun.

Both Japanese intelligence and U.S. reconnaissance satellites have collated information pointing to the launch, according to the report.
What would I do? I would completely obliterate North Korea. And I would do it now. To hell with pin point attacks and worrying about collateral damage. I would show the world that despite what they may think, our military is far superior to any other on earth. That's a fact. And I would make it clear that fuckwad dictators making threats against America and its allies will not be tolerated any longer. It's time to get nuts. My reaction is best summed up by this song.



Alas. Obama is our President. Hunker down Hawaii. That limp-wristed metrosexual can't be trusted to defend you.

1 comments:

Ali Blah Blah said...

Silly times we live in. Can you imagine the Spanish sailing into an English port in say 1690 and saying "we are going to volley a few cannons over your way. Nothing serious. Just scare the heck out of your citizens for a while. Test our junk out."

Does anyone think for a minute the English wouldn't have popped open a fresh can of whoop ass all over the Spanish? Would any other country blame them?

So we are now supposed to sit back and enjoy the fireworks?

I mean, I know the current Commander In Wimp won't do anything but that's besides the point.

What crazy days the West is living in. Our culture is suicidal.