Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Obama's Food Gestapo Set to Plan Your Menu

We knew this was coming. WE did. The lazy ass fried chicken eating Obamatons did not.

President Barack Obama eats his vegetables and exercises every day — and he really wants you to do the same.

From the White House garden to his picks for top health jobs, Obama is telling America’s McDonald’s-loving, couch-dwelling, doctor-phobic populace that things are about to change.

Don’t be fooled by the presidential burger runs. Obama and Congress are moving across several fronts to give government a central role in making America healthier — raising expectations among public health experts of a new era of activism unlike any before.

Any health care reform plan that Obama signs is almost certain to call for nutrition counseling, obesity screenings and wellness programs at workplaces and community centers. He wants more time in the school day for physical fitness, more nutritious school lunches and more bike paths, walking paths and grocery stores in underserved areas.
These people thought running out of chicken was bad. Just wait until these plans kick in.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fried Chicken is the business.

Ross said...

I can see it now...

Customer: I'd like a Big Obama Burger please?

Worker: Here you go! Thanks for eating at Obama's

Customer: Hey! This is just a stale bun with brown lettuce!

Worker: Next Please?