Thursday, June 4, 2009

Report: "Aliens Helped Indians Beat Custer"

If this is true, where have they been during this whole Al Franken fiasco? From Weekly World News:

BILLINGS, MT – Even if Col. George Armstrong Custer had led 10,000 men against the Sioux in the 1876 battle at the Little Big Horn, they still would have been massacred - because the cavalrymen were zapped dead in their saddled by aliens from outer space!

The spacemen – whom the Sioux looked upon as powerful gods who guided and controlled their destiny – also bathed each Indian in an invisible ray that made them invincible and unable to be killed.

Experts now believe it was those protective rays that left mysterious ultraviolet “scars” in the earth at the battle site – scars that baffled scientists and historians for more than a decade.
Read the rest here.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So your saying that America had an illegal alien problem even back then.

Ali Blah Blah said...

I love it when the WWN uses the term "experts". LOL. It carries about as much weight as when the dirty liberal media use it. But of course WWN is being tongue in cheek. Not so the dirty liberal media.