Friday, July 3, 2009

QUICK HITS - Skills to pay the Bills


This time last year we were a capitalist country, the economy was decent, the government didn't own any industries and Kobe Bryant hadn't won a championship without Shaq. Unfortunately we cant same the same about any of those things this year. Remember we are just 7 months into the rule of Jesus H. Obama, next year could be worst. Ohh, Happy 4th.

1. I bet Obama is kicking himself for not thinking of this one first. Amsterdam government is taking over the whore biz.
2. Will the Republican party be able to block the female version of Rev Wright from the Supreme Court?

3. Powell removes lips from Obamas ass.

4. I am sure that the people of NYC are going to jump at the chance to implement Muslim Holidays.

5. Global Warming nuts not only want to ruin your life, they also want to jack with your afterlife.

6. Hugo implements his own fairness doctrine. Will obama be next?

7. Which is scarier? Frankenstein or Obama Robot?

2 comments:

Ali Blah Blah said...

That robot Obama is even worse than the real one. As much as there is a real one, actually. Does it say "uh" at all?

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

It can be heard to stutter "I..I...I...I" quite a bit.