Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sperm Created in UK Lab!

**Sperm shown not actual size.


Within 10 years, the scientists say the technique could also be used to allow infertile couples to have children that are genetically their own. It could even be possible to create sperm from female stem cells, they say, which would ultimately mean a woman having a baby without a man.

Ah crap. The one thing I was good for on this earth has been taken away. Aside from my thick, creamery, effervescent republican sperm creating three incredible kids, I do believe the only other thing I'm good for is putting up the Christmas lights. Oh well. Wake me up in December I guess.

2 comments:

CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

Man. Sperm's even uglier under the microscope.

Anonymous said...

Ali Blah Blah: There's no need for us any more. Please speculate on the future without us (human males) ... and we superhuman males (you know what I'm talkin' about.)

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