O' Say Can You. . .WTF?

So the big news from last night's uninteresting Super Bowl, which had something to do with pervert Ben Roslissomething versus normal guy Aaron Rodgers, was that Christina Aguilera screwed up the National Anthem. Now, let me just say two words in her defense. . .no, on second thought. . .just imagine me making squeezing gestures with both my hands.

Yes, it was terrible. She sang the wrong words, a couple of times she sounded like she had a wild monkey loose in her pants. But to all of you haters all I say this. . .

Who loves ya Christina?  That's right, this little piece of burnt toast does!