Chinese Rescue Team Saves Sex Doll from Drowning

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The phrase ‘inflated body count’ took on a new meaning in the Shandong Province of China when over 18 police officials leapt into action to rescue to save what they thought was a drowning woman. The officers battled over 40 minutes to retrieve the life-like sex doll and bring it to shore.

The incident happened July 11 when officers responded that there was a lady in distress in one of the province’s rivers. The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, and in the process attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious and excited spectators.

After verifying that actually what they were trying to rescue was someone’s blow-up girlfriend, the police presented to the anxious crowd. The shocked crowd quickly dispersed from the scene with some spectators covering the eyes of their children who had waited to watch the events unfold.