Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Long Dong

Since we are the web's best source for news about hot dogs, pole dancers and Islamic rat people, it is our obligation to share such important hot dog news:

Via KMOX St. Louis:

To help celebrate National Hot Dog month, as well as St. Louis’ proud heritage as the birthplace of the all-American delicacy that has become synonymous with a great outing at the ballpark, the St. Louis Cardinals are selling — for a limited time only– the largest hot dog in the history of Busch Stadium.
 The “Giant Slugger”, expertly prepared by the team’s concessionaire Delaware North Sportservice, is a one pound, two foot long all-beef hot dog. When fully loaded with all the fixings (two full cups of chili, nacho cheese, grilled onions and jalapenos) the Giant Slugger weighs in at a remarkable 2.75 pounds.

A Masterpiece.

And if you don't to eat it, you can use it as a weapon against the next angry flash mob of urban youths playing the Knock-Out Game.

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