Monday, May 4, 2009

Jimmy Carter to Help Grow Cocaine

The man has lost his last marble. In these tough economic times, Jimmy Carter is giving up on the peanut in favor of harvesting cocaine.

Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and Bolivia's Evo Morales said Saturday they hope their countries are on the road to repairing badly strained relations.

After meeting for more than two hours in the Bolivian capital, Carter told Morales he does not doubt President Barack Obama's stated intention that he wants to improve ties.

Morales invited Carter to visit the coca-growing region of Chapare to pick the leaf — which is the key ingredient in cocaine but also has many legal, traditional uses in Andean nations.

Noting that Morales has been to his own property to harvest peanuts, Carter said he hoped to make such a trip on his next visit to Bolivia.
Nice Jimmy. Drink much?

3 comments:

MAS1916 said...

Jimmy Carter will be remembered for his double digit inflation, unemployment and interest rates.. and now for drug promotion as well! The most ex of US presidents has certainly helped our Leader with Latin America.

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CAPTAIN THURSTON said...

It's simpler that that. Jimma Carter will be remembered as a dumbass.

Ali Blah Blah said...

Isn't it time he be put to sleep?