Gaddafi: "Give Me 4 Billion Euros...Or I'll Turn Europe into Detroit"

I'm paraphrasing.  But how else are we to take his comments?

Muammar Gaddafi has demanded that the European Union give him more than £4 billion to fight illegal immigration or else Europe will turn "black" and be swamped by Muslims.

Unless "Christian, white" countries gave him extra funding, Colonel Gaddafi predicted that Europe would be flooded with illegal immigrants leaving impoverished Africa.

"We should stop this illegal immigration. If we don't, Europe will become black, it will be overcome by people with different religions, it will change," he said.

And You Want to Host the Summer Olympics?

No wait.  The "world", in its wisdom, already chose you to host the summer Olympics.  Civilization is on the ropes folks.  It just is.

Rio's drug war (in pictures)

Christmas is Dead!

It's dead for so many who cannot now afford what has become the holiday of Christmas.  And it's dead because some people complained and a city crumbled.

Read all about it

Insulting Every Country on Earth #6

Christopher Columbus once wiped his ass there...

and then absolutely nothing happened for the next 150 years.

Stolen with permission from Sully the Urban Hillbilly

"Eat the Salad"

Dude.  Can he be more of a girl?

In “Revival: The Struggle for Survival Inside Obama’s White House,” MSNBC analyst Richard Wolffe, a writer sympathetic to the president, reports the prosaic backroom details of the White House struggles from early this year, but occasionally stumbles upon an off-the-cuff revelation that’s much more interesting.


One staffer was conspicuously overweight. The president, in an incident that Wolffe believes proves how caring the man is, took it upon himself to present the aide with a salad for lunch — “then listened to him protest that he could take care of his own health. ‘I love you, man,’ Obama said. ‘I want you to look after yourself. Eat the salad.’ ”

I love you, man. Eat the salad. That is the Obama presidency in a plastic see-through clamshell. (Hold the ranch dressing!) The president loves us. He knows what’s best for us. We should bow to his superior wisdom.

That's right fat boy.  You eat the salad.  Obama will eat the corned beef.

Stupid is as Stupid Speaks

How many idiotic statements can Whoopi make?

40 Acres and a Mule...and Massive Fraud

HowEDoThat brought this up before.  But there's more.

Despite numerous allegations of fraud, the Senate approved legislation by a voice vote Friday to fund $1.15 billion worth of settlements to black farmers who claim the U.S. Department of Agriculture discriminated against them.

The legislation now makes its way to the House, where Republican Reps. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, Steve King of Iowa, and Bob Goodlatte of Virginia have made it clear that they will be pushing hard to prevent its passage and will be calling for investigations into every claim prior to allowing any payoffs.

Much of the cause for concern is the fact that there have been vastly more claims of discrimination than there are even black farmers in America. Sworn testimony before the House Judiciary Committee by the president of the National Black Farmers Association, John Boyd, put the number of black farmers in America at 18,000.

To date, more than 94,000 individuals have filed discrimination claims.

He Ain't No FloJo

WTF?

The New York Times: Then and Now on Climate Gate and Wikileaks

Nice catch by Ace

Here's what the NYT had to say during ClimateGate:

“The documents appear to have been acquired illegally and contain all manner of private information and statements that were never intended for the public eye, so they won’t be posted here.” Andrew Revkin, Environment Editor, New York Times Nov 20, 2009.

Here's what they say today:

“The articles published today and in coming days are based on thousands of United States embassy cables, the daily reports from the field intended for the eyes of senior policy makers in Washington. The New York Times and a number of publications in Europe were given access to the material several weeks ago and agreed to begin publication of articles based on the cables online on Sunday. The Times believes that the documents serve an important public interest, illuminating the goals, successes, compromises and frustrations of American diplomacy in a way that other accounts cannot match.” New York Times editorial 29/11/2010

A Brilliant Solution

From the good folks over at THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS

A SIMPLE SOLUTION TO FUTURE WIKILEAKS: COPYRIGHTING ALL NATIONAL SECURITY DOCUMENTS


THE DHS HAS NO QUALMS ABOUT TAKING DOWN WEBSITES THAT VIOLATE COPYRIGHTS; THEREFORE, ALL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SHOULD BE COPYRIGHTED.

More TSA Underwear

These undergarments from a company called 4th Amendment Wear are just in time for Christmas.

Huffington Post Commenters Weigh In On Oregon Bomber

Are you really surprised?  These comments were in response to a story at the Huffington Post concerning the crazed Muslim terrorist wannabe who wanted to kill as many people as he could at a Christmas tree lighting.  



Collected by Moonbattery:

MNmommy



Look at this young man's beautiful face. He could have been redirected to modeling instead of encouraged in terrorism by the FBI. What does that say about us?


HUFFPOST SUPER USER capt ayhab


How wonderful. Our entire intelligence apparatus is engaged in targeting a 16 year old Somalian named Mohammad, approaching him with fame and glory, wait till he is 18, teaching him how to build a bomb. Better yet build one themselves and detonate in remote area. Buy him a van, fill it with fake explosives. Get him a cell phone, give him a number to dial to explode the device in crowded and the arrest him.


harmlesstree


That's what can happen when you support brutal policies against an individual's homeland; and the U.S. supported the Ethiopian invasion of Somalia, along with many other things that go completely unreported in the MSM.


euell


I just feel terrible for his parents and family; our hearts and prayers go out to them.


photog606


ANOTHER "terrorist" manufactured out of whole cloth… the FBI only had to supply the time, the location and the phony bomb… then swoop in to save the gullible US citizenry from a scenerio THEY set-up and created.


RomeoMD25


Clueless Patsy Set-up by FBI in Christmas Tree Bombing Plot. The Global War On Terror mill needs a constant stream of patsies and dim wits to keep the charade in motion.


WRichardWagner


The FBI has hundreds of these muslim sleeper patsies. Whenever the public gets uppity about police state measures, they activate one.


WRichardWagner


Gotta keep the muslim terrorist phantom menace alive.


WRichardWagner


Good to know the FBI is keeping us safe by luring unstable youth into incriminating themselves, then busting them. I wonder how much this ''we're fightin' the terrists'' PR theatre cost tax payers over 18 months.


harmlesstree


And I am sure this attempted terrorist attack, by a Somali, has nothing to do with what the U.S. has done to his homeland, just like 9-11, and all the other acts of Islamic terrorism directed against us, had nothing to do with the brutal foreign policy America conducts within the Islamic world? I must say, I love sanctimonious Americans whose government is, and has been since WW2, the greatest purveyor of violence, to borrow a line from Martin Luther King, in the world ( the U.S. is literally responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people over the last 60 years) lecturing Muslims about violence!


Didi5180


When the FBI identifies these kids that feel angry and disenfranchised - wouldn't resources be better spent getting them some help instead of encouraging and arranging for them to commit a crime? If you look at all the recent "plots" most were helped along by the FBI themselves. Is this OK?


LunaPark


So why do you think he did it? Has anyone asked what is motivating these individuals into attacking the US?


writersbloc


As a Black kid, foreign and Muslim, I can imagine him being on the receiving end of taunts and harassment, or just isolation. Or maybe he's a sociopath. Maybe his mom didn't hug him enough. Maybe people won't stop asking him about Somali pirates.


Johnny Steps


This shouldn't even be news, and the fact that the mouthbreathers are insisting this is validation of the efforts of our right wing anti terror campaigns is just insulting to those of us with anything resembling intelligence.


EarDrummer


If america would learn humility then we wouldn't have to worry about people trying to kill us, as it is, america's lack of humility obligates people to kill us.


Johnny Steps


Take note everyone this is the right wing world view in action where we can manipulate people into serving the role of our boogeyman and thereby prove our usefulness merely by manufacturing an enemy.


Earl


Do you think that muslim kids might feel a bit more "American" if we weren't reserving public spaces for christian-only ceremonies?


ItsBarranti


No, the threat was NOT real. It was fabricated. A poor minority was strung along by the FBI and then offered the tools and encouragement to do what they wanted him to do.


BIG JOHN


What's worse, what this guy tried to do or what the teabagger who stumped the woman in the head did? I just wonder.…

Football Player Blames God for Dropped Pass

Allah may have found his newest convert.

A little background. It was overtime.



And following the game, this tweet from the man who dropped the pass.

I checked God's Twitter account this morning.  I didn't see a response to Mr. Johnson.  

Obama...Tough as Nails

Just days after earning his "battle ribbon" by being clocked in the lip playing basketball, Obama proves he's no sissy.  He's back on the court.  And reports say he dominated.

Mr. Obama headed to the basketball court at the Interior Department on Sunday morning. The First Basketball Player did take one precaution for this game, though. He is playing with his daughters, the White House Press Office said.

Nice Job Barry

Obama traded missile shield for Russian support in Iran. Russian support in Iran? Anyone seen that support yet?

Read.

Meanwhile...In Iran.  It seems someone else has taken it upon themself to stop Iran's nuclear ambitions.  One nuclear physicist at a time.

When Herman Went Hippie

Meet the New James Bond

Well worth a read in this article at Fox News.

The mission: Infiltrate the highly advanced, securely guarded enemy headquarters where scientists in the clutches of an evil master are secretly building a weapon that can destroy the world. Then render that weapon harmless and escape undetected.

NPR: Obama's Fat Lip Gives Him Street Cred

And to think our tax dollars funded this opinion.  I found this brilliance at NPR:

It took 12 stitches to close The First Fat Lip, if you please. I'm not sure that Joe Frazier needed 12 stitches after the Thrilla in Manila, though the White House stressed that a smaller filament was used, which increases the number of stitches, but leaves a smaller scar.

I wonder if having a larger scar wouldn't actually fortify President Obama's profile, as he contends with Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Vladimir Putin. Imagine a president with a gnarly, vivid scar telling the rulers of China, "Nice country ya' got here. I'd hate to see something happen to it if you didn't stop foolin' around with the value of your currency. Know what I mean?"

The dipshit author equates Obama's recess mishap to battle:

But an elbow in the chops is a battle ribbon in basketball. Mediocre players don't have to worry about their dental work. An elbow is given to aggressive players who swing their own sharp limbs to grab a ball or push off a defender, although the White House stressed that the president was elbowed inadvertently.

I have to ask.  Is the author of this tripe getting paid for writing this?  And if so, how much?  Street cred?  Obama now has street cred?  Sure he does.  About as much as street cred as these guys have.

We Need More People Like This

No, not the shitbag scourge of society line jumper.  I'm talking about the chick who set her ass straight.

And this has nothing to do with that.  But here's three videos of Germany's invasion of Poland in 1939.

Or...How'd you like to live a day in the life of Ivan Desinovich?

Finally...If you do things right...

Big Gubment Cometh

First it's these music sites.  Next, it's those opinion sites.  Don't be surprised is all I'm sayin'.

Homeland Security seizes domain names

I'm waiting Big Gubment.  When you gonna move on Youtube?  Or would that move be too unpopular.  Do it.  Do it now!

KoKo's Conquest

First we brought you KoKo's Earth Control.  And now this.  Keep in mind that this animation is from 1928.



 

 This KoKo was just too cool.

 

Texas: Muslim Businessman Sends Expired Food to US Troops

Why does this man even have this contract?  And spare me "the not all Muslims are dangerous" crap.  We're way past that here.  At Creeping Sharia:

Prosecutors had alleged that Samir Mahmoud Itani and his company American Grocers Ltd. profited from the Middle East conflict by ripping off taxpayers and shortchanging U.S. soldiers in the mess hall. According to the government, Itani’s firm bought deeply discounted products whose freshness dates had expired or were nearing expiration. His workers then altered those dates and resold those supplies to the government for hefty markups, prosecutors alleged.

Speaking of Muslims...

President Obama's Muslim grandmother has said she prayed in Mecca for the U.S. leader to convert to Islam.

Sarah Omar, 88, who was on a hajj pilgrimage to Mecca, told the Al-Qatan Saudi daily in an interview: "I prayed for my grandson Barack to convert to Islam."

The paper said that Omar was in Saudi Arabia on the Hajj pilgrimage along with her son, Obama's uncle, Saeed Hussein Obama, and four of her grandchildren.

And more on the religion of peace... FBI thwarts terrorist bombing attempt at Portland holiday tree lighting, authorities say

Obama Gets His Lip Busted

Oh man.  This is just too damn funny.

The president had traveled to nearby Fort McNair to indulge in one of his favorite athletic pursuits, basketball. It was a five-on-five contest involving family and friends and including Reggie Love, Obama's personal assistant who played at Duke University.

Obama emerged from the building after about 90 minutes of play, wearing short-sleeve T-shirt and gym pants, and was seen dabbing at his mouth with what appeared to be a wad of gauze. A few hours later, reporters who had gathered on the White House driveway for the arrival of the Christmas Tree saw the president in an upstairs window, pressing something white against his mouth.

"After being inadvertently hit with an opposing player's elbow in the lip while playing basketball with friends and family, the president received 12 stitches today administered by the White House Medical Unit," Gibbs said.

Look at these pictures of the nancy pants.

Reggie Love?  This guy is still Obama's personal basketball man-slave?  Read this.

Compare the photo of Obama staring out the window after getting bopped in the mouth to this photo of Ronald Reagan after he was SHOT.  What a pathetic president we have.

 12 stitches to close his lip.  But will that be enough to keep it closed?

UPDATE:  From the AP: 

The White House has identified the person whose elbow injured President Barack Obama during a pickup game of basketball on Friday. His name is Rey Decerega and he works for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.

Is this a sign that Obama is losing the Hispanic vote?

The Big Feed Salutes....

Mike the Chicken.

Yes, not unlike most liberals, Mike the Chicken went through a big chunk of his life without a head.

Amazing but true. I think.



Today I drink to you, Mike. You poor freaky bastard.

Long Before the Chevy Volt...

there was this car.  The folding electric car.  It failed to catch on.  I'm having a hard time imagining why.



Actually, electric cars were quite common at the turn of the century.

America #2

This photo is from 1919, and a town named Grandview.  Ohio?  Click to enlarge.



Black Friday?

I have a better idea.  Stay home, eat some turkey sandwiches, and watch some football.

Auburn vs. Alabama.  Should be good.

Bullshit Bingo

From SondraK

THE RULES:


1. print your “Bullshit Bingo” and have it ready for whenever Obama opens his piehole

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!"

Some in Ireland are not Happy About the Bailout

In case you haven't heard.  Ireland is broke.  And against the objections of many, the EU gave their government almost a trillion dollar bailout.  And thus is born this cover from the Irish Daily Star.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Enjoy the turkey and all the trimmin's! Those bad boys don't get to us easy...



"I believe I can (still) fly! I believe I can (still) touch the sky!"

A Safe Place to Eat

No offense Ali.

Obama Scraps High Speed Rail...In Favor of High Speed Bus Plan

Looks like fun.

 

America #1

I like interesting photos and I like America. So I've combined the two for what will surely be another series of posts that I don't stick with for more than three months.

Somewhere in St. Louis in the early 70s (click to enlarge).

Charles Bronson - Killing Hipsters

War!

Koreans bring the pain all over the grobe! God help us all!!!

A collection of rough and tumble Koreans in action.

Raw Video of North Korean Attack

CCTV video of the attack as it happened.

Welcome to the Rabble Nancy

Why the sudden change?

Speaker Nancy Pelosi will no longer have access to military aircraft and will instead fly commercial to her district after she becomes House minority leader, her office confirmed to Politics Daily.


For the last four years, Pelosi has had access to Air Force planes to jet home to her California district, one of the many perks that come along with being the most powerful member of the House of Representatives and second in line to the presidency after the vice president.

How Do You Know if Your Vest is Really Bullet Proof?

You test it.  Somewhere in West Virginia...

 

And then there's this...

WAR!!!???

North Korea attacks South Korea. 

 Two Korean marines are dead.

North Korea has now threatened to continue launching strikes if its neighbour violates their western sea border "even 0.001 millimetre".

Pyongyang's supreme military command said it would "launch merciless military retaliatory strikes".

I'm pondering how I would handle this.

Barry and Hugo Sitting in a Tree...

a moonbat socialist and a hard-core commie.  Heh.  I made a rhyme and stuff.

During his most recent blanket television broadcast, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez took the opportunity to embrace President Obama, inviting him to join him in the construction of a new world order.

Chávez was responding to President Obama’s recent quip about diverting Air Force One in order to pay Caracas a visit. Leaving a NATO summit in Portugal, the president joked, according to a tweet by CBS reporter Mark Knoller, about having “AF-1 fly home via South America so he could visit Hugo Chavez.”

“Well, Obama, if you said that,” Chávez remarked, “we’ll receive you here. I’d shake your hand again.”

“I hope you’d land in Maiquetía [Venezuela’s main airport] one day,” Chávez remarked on live television. “We would embrace you, you know.”

Chávez went on, jovially stating that, were Obama to pay him a visit, both leaders would “sit down to talk, to eat socialist arepas,” a corn-based pancake popular in the country.

Jesus Saved the Burning Lamb

Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.  From the Daily Mail:

Peter Buck, 35, spent four hours painstakingly gluing four bags of cotton wool to his torso to look like the famous cartoon character.

He went on a boozy night out with a group of mates - also in fancy dress - before ducking out of a pub for a cigarette.

With Peter's permission, a tipsy friend set fire to a loose strand of his costume 'to see what would happen'.

But the joke went horribly wrong and Peter's lamb costume burst into flames.

He ran screaming in agony into a busy main road before a driver swerved, narrowly avoiding mowing him down.

Then his friend Paul Bisson - an off-duty firefighter dressed as Jesus - bear-hugged him in a bid to douse the flames.

Jack Webb on Dealing with the TSA

Found this over at DBKP

And Now For Something Completely Different. . .

I would like to introduce you to a blog that I have been following for a few years.  This blog is operated by an intelligent and gentlemanly chap from the UK. He highlights interesting stories about the UK, Europe, Africa and oftentimes gives his opinion on stories that are pertinent on our side of the "big pond" also.  Have a looksee why don't you?

No PC Thoughts

ANNA Winner Is?

My apologies in advance for not wrapping up our recent poll sooner, but for you Sea Kittens with short term memory issues, let me refresh your last remaining brain cell with a recap.

The last poll asked the simple question of which Anna would most likely become Ali Blah Blah's second wife. The winner of the poll was Annabelle the goat with almost 62% of the vote, with Anna Tatangelo coming in a distant second with 14 percent of the vote. Surprisingly, the stunning tennis delight Anna Kournikova came in dead last in a three way tie.

Well Ali, it looks like it has been settled, so let us warm your heart with some of the fun things you can do with your newest wife. . .

You can go shopping. . .

. . .or maybe spectate at the Tour de France. . .

or visit Poland!

But remember Ali, all goats are unique and differ widely in personality and demeanor.  Please choose wisely. . .

Insulting Every Country on Earth #5

Angola is the sweaty armpit of Africa.

Stolen with permission from Sully the Urban Hillbilly

New Underwear Designed to Foil TSA

The underwear uses "junk" science to combat gate rape.

A Colorado inventor is marketing underwear that hides a person's privates from the prying eyes of scanning-machine operators.

Jeff Buske said he was nervous about the radiation levels emitted by the machines.

So he created Rocky Flats Gear, a line of underwear adorned with fig-leaf patches made out of a lead-free radiation-shielding material that protects the family jewels and keeps Victoria's Secret safe.

Who Won the Best Costume Contest?

For her costume called "boobs"...

TSA Training Film

NSFW

Who's Teaching Your Children at LSU?

This fool is. 

Meanwhile, at another school in Louisiana...

'That's All Right Mama' by Arthur Crudup is the world's oldest rock and roll song, according to Southeastern Louisiana University rock historian Joseph Burns, who also thinks this song could contain the first ever guitar solo break. The song is from 1946.

You tell me...



h/t Presurfer

And then there's this.  Which has nothing to do with that.  But its worth need not be explained.

h/t Theo Spark

Now that's a Gun

Soldiers in Afghanistan are now using the new XM-25 assault rifle.  Git u sum!  From CNN:

The weapon can be set so that bullets will explode either on impact, in front or behind an object, depending on the way the weapon is programmed, said Lehner.

A soldier can use it to target and kill an enemy hiding behind walls, in a home, or other barrier from nearly 2,300 feet away, he said.

"In the hands of a soldier trained for only a few minutes, he was able to adjust the systems, get the range of a target, launch it and hit them dead-on," he said.

"They were hitting a steel target silhouette at 503 meters away. They didn't even have to be that precise, but the weapon was that precise. And we found they were hitting right center mass, time after time after time."

More About that Missile

Don't ever, ever trust the Chinese.

Looks Like This Has Been Swept Under The Rug

The government already has paid out more than $1 billion to about 16,000 black farmers, with most getting about $50,000. The new money is intended for people -- some estimates say 70,000 or 80,000 -- who were denied earlier payments because they missed deadlines for filing. The individual amounts depend on how many claims are successfully filed.

Why am I just now learning about reparations? I can think of a million reasons why I am owed something. Or I can just bust my ass and pay taxes every day.

A Virtual Tour of London

This is just an amazing accomplishment.  Play around with it a while.  Now you can go to London without having the TSA touch your junk.

See it here.

Why I Am A Great American!

Coming Soon!

It's Friday...Take it on Home

This marks the 3rd time I've posted this video on this blog. You watch and you'll know why.

Doctors Want to Ban the Kickoff

Doctors Seek to Ban Kickoffs in H.S. Football Games

And at Wrigley Field...

Only one end zone will be used at Wrigley Field on Saturday for the Illinois-Northwestern game because of safety concerns, the Big Ten announced Friday.

Whichever team is on offense Saturday will head toward the west [left] end zone.The east end zone is feet away from the right-field wall, and although there is padding, there was still concerns that injuries could take place. Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald had said he would have different game plans for the different end zones to avoid the possibility of injury.

TSA as Told by Taiwanese Animation

Obamas Give Up their Elevator

How nice of them.  To live like the rest of us rabble.  Michelle Obama recently stated that to increase their physical fitness, the Obama's no longer use the elevator at the White House.  They take the stairs.  But the question is...Is it working?

I think she made a skirt out of the couch I threw out many years ago.

French Police Chased from Muslim Neighborhood

What a strange world we are living in.

Hippie Freak Joan Baez Injured After Fall

Yeah.  She fell.  From her moonbat treehouse.  Rumor has it that the bluejays pushed her off the ladder.  From Mercury News:

1960s songbird Joan Baez had a treehouse built -- without walls -- 20 feet high in an oak tree behind her Woodside home because she wanted to sleep with birds.


The folksinging legend, who once performed the civil rights anthem "We Shall Overcome" before a half-million people at Woodstock, fell from that treehouse Wednesday as she climbed down from the platform.

"I sleep in a tree all summer long," Baez told an English blogger in 2008. "I climb up on a ladder, with ropes and things. The birds are right there in the morning. Sometimes they're flying so close to my head I can feel the wind"

The bright spot for us New York Sea Kittens

I hadn't realized Andrew Cuomo's woman is Big Feed favorite Sandra Lee until after the election. I voted for certified looney bin Carl Paladino. Look, in Ali's world, you can have three heads, drool on your shirt, fish scales all over your body and a horrible lisp and I'll vote for you, just as long as you talk about lowering taxes and not attacking big business 24/7.

But oh had I known Sandra was part of the Cuomo deal I wouldn't have been so upset Nov 3rd.

I'm with ya Sandra. I'm with ya all the way as New York goes down in flames...



Hold me.

What the Hell Man?

Hulk No Like Illegal Immigrants

Good on you Lou Ferrigno...

Television 'Hulk' actor Lou Ferrigno has joined an Arizona sheriff's posse targeting illegal immigrants in the Phoenix valley area, the sheriff's office said on Wednesday.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said Ferrigno, 59, a body builder who donned green makeup to star in the popular 1970s television series 'The Incredible Hulk,' was among 56 people sworn in as volunteers for an armed immigration posse.

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Why Yemen Lost the Volleyball Match

There are few things in life I enjoy more than bringing you Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time.

Organisers of the games in China have hired four cheerleader squads, each made up of eight girls, to entertain fans during breaks in the volleyball action, according to the Tianfu Morning News.

But Yemen beach volleyballer Adeeb Mahfoudh has now accused the squads of being distracting, and partly to blame for their defeat to Indonesia.

"They had an effect on how we played," he said. "I think they had something to do with our losing the match.

Read the rest at The Telegraph.

TSA Humor

This One Has Me Scratching My Head

How did that turn into that?

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

This excerpt from Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church's "PICKET SCHEDULE"

Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI November 18, 2010 8:00 AM – 8:30 AM

Fred Phelps and the WBC will picket the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, the largest mosque in North America, to remind the idolatrous, doomed Muslims that Mohammed was a pedophile and a false prophet. Like most other false religious systems of modern doomed america, Islam teaches rebellion against the Lord Jesus Christ. Muslims claim Christ was merely a prophet and that He did not die and live again. They claim His blood is not sufficient or even necessary for salvation. They shall learn the truth when Christ himself returns!

This is gonna be good.

UPDATE:  Nothing happened.  There was a counter-protest by Arab-Americans.  But no skulls were cracked. 

Back When I was Banging

We rolled in this...

Some people roll in this...

Just How Dumb is Sheila Jackson Lee?

Folks.  This woman is making decisions and casting votes that effect all of us. 

Rep. Lee was puzzled as to why Rush Limbaugh calls host Ed Schultz, "Sergeant Shultz." Bringing race into the issue, Rep. Lee said: "I don't know that to be your name. I'm a little sensitive to what that is to garner. Is that because you have a name that may be ethnically connected to being a Sergeant. I'm not sure what that is. I find that insulting as well." Schultz is a white male.

Neil Young Burned by His Own Liberal Lunacy

Doh!

The three-alarm blaze that caused $1.1 million in damage to a warehouse filled with rock legend Neil Young's music equipment and memorabilia appears to have started in a one-of-a-kind hybrid car stored at the site, a fire official said Monday.

I hope Neil Young will remember.  A southern man don't need him around anyhow.

Socialists Calling for Violence

Well then...Let's get this party started.

1942 Maps Show Nazi Invasion of North America

Several interesting maps show possible Nazi invasion scenarios.  See them here.

Fred Makes a Funny

ht WZ

Pigs Removed from Children's Playset for Fear of Upsetting Muslims and Jews

Good for the pigs.  Bad for the cows.  Holy crap!  This is just insane.

The TSA Kids Playset

This is an actual product. 

Check out the site here.  The comments are hilarious.

And this is a photo of a TSA officer's computer.  Notice the Screensaver on his computer.

A closer look at that screensaver...

Dems Were Crying on the Senate Floor

These people are lucky they still have the freedom to cry.  In another time, their treason would not allow them such a luxury.

Dejected Democrats wiped away tears on the House floor Monday night while Republicans congratulated themselves on winning back control of the lower chamber.

House members returned to the nation's capital for the first time since Republicans captured the House two weeks ago.

Freshman Rep. Debbie Halvorson (D-Ill.), who lost her reelection bid, wiped away tears as she hugged fellow members of the class of 2008, many of whom lost on Nov. 2.

Less than three feet away, ousted Nevada freshman Rep. Dina Titus (D) appeared to brush away some tears in a less obvious manner.

Obama Unhinged?

“Obama is unhinged. He’s losing it. He’s obsessed with critics… He can’t stand Biden.”
 

Unhinged?  Or just bored?  Get a load of this crap.

In his biography of Obama, "The Bridge," David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker, quotes White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett: "I think Barack knew that he had God-given talents that were extraordinary. He knows exactly how smart he is. ... He knows how perceptive he is. He knows what a good reader of people he is. And he knows that he has the ability -- the extraordinary, uncanny ability -- to take a thousand different perspectives, digest them and make sense out of them, and I think that he has never really been challenged intellectually. ... So what I sensed in him was not just a restless spirit but somebody with such extraordinary talents that had to be really taxed in order for him to be happy. ... He's been bored to death his whole life. He's just too talented to do what ordinary people do."

Here is the point that I could write about where I think Obama's true genius lies.  But I'm too bored to educate you people.  I'm kust too talented to bother.

I Wore Toughskins...

Circa 1977, my Mom bought me Sears Toughskins for school.  I had no choice but to wear them.  Complete with cardboard knees. 

Two kids wearing toughskins (the kid on the left is also wearing bobos on his feet). 



Toughskins were made of Dacron Type 59 polyester, DuPont 420 nylon, and cotton and were sold with the guarantee that children would grow out of them before the pants wore out. Nothing short of a nuclear bomb could destroy those jeans.

 

I didn't like wearing toughskins. And kids would make fun of you if you did. Luckily, the year my Mom bought them for me I was undergoing a growth spurt and only had to wear them for about half the school year.  And even my Toughskin buying mom knew it wasn't cool to wear high-waters.

Mcinerney: "That is a Missile Shot from a Submarine"

The plot thickens. See a write up and a video report here.

Score One for the Patriots

A follow up to last week's story about the boy that was told to remove the American flag from his bike. Hundreds rode with him on his way back to school.

"Kiss My Entire Black Ass"

Presented just in case you didn't know what's wrong with America.  I had to insert blanks for the mother and child's names as they are copyrighted.  Found at the Pitch:

When a child named _______ was slapped by his teacher at Martin Luther King Jr., Elementary School, no one really heard about it. Except for President Obama, Vice President Biden, their wives, three senators, and more than 20 other officials.

They all were CC'ed on the whopping 40-page letter that Curtis' mother, __________, sent to school district superintendent John Covington. In it, Bowen makes mind-boggling demands for reparations.
 
_________, who copyrights her name and her son's name throughout the letter, kicks it off by identifying herself as the "intellectual property owner" of fourth grader _________ (C). She alleges that Curtis was caught horse playing and was slapped by a teacher named Ms. Curry. ___________ tried to report the teacher to social services for child abuse, but was denied as Curtis' skin wasn't broken.

That sent ___________ Henry into a spiral of outrage. She calls Ms. Curry "one audacious white bitch with 'balls'", and then conducts some informal gonad comparisons. "I happen to have some big 'balls' too. And I ain't afraid to use them." (All emphasis hers, throughout.)

And then there are the demands:

Curtis shall receive, among many other things: $13,500 worth of Wal-Mart gift cards, a free college education, two trips to Disney World, nine years of private tennis lessons on the Plaza, season tickets to the opera, theater, and ballet, almost a decade's worth of psychological counseling by "the best black child psychologist in the country," a whole orchestra's worth of new musical instruments, a three-week trip to Africa at a five-star hotel, and a personal audience with President Obama.

___________'s demands are just as WTF-worthy. She demands the full payment of her mortgage, a new car, home remodeling, free psychological, dental, and medical care for the next nine years, and the cherry on the sundae:

Independent consulting contract position with the Kansas City Missouri School district, for the next nine years. My consulting fee begins at $15,000 per month, minimum 6 months contract.

She opines:

There was a time, in THIS AMERICA, when a white woman could get away with slapping black children around. There was a time, in THIS AMERICA, when a black woman had no choice, but to accept her children being slapped, whipped, rapped [sic, we think], abused, molested and psychologically tortured by this white supremacist society...There WAS a time. I AIN'T THAT BLACK MOTHER, THIS AIN'T THAT TIME!!!!!! THIS AIN'T THAT AMERICA!!!!!!!!

And finally:

A message to the haters: ____________(C) invites anyone who thinks she's gone a little overboard to "KISS MY ENTIRE BLACK ASS!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEGUN TO GO FAR ENOUGH!!!!!!!"

Shirl looks pleased...

Rangel Walks Out on Ethics Hearing

I'm not watching.  Has he pulled the race card yet?

Embattled Harlem Rep. Charles Rangel startled the House subcommittee weighing ethics charges against him Monday by announcing that he was "excusing myself from these proceedings" - and walking out.


"I respectfully remove myself from these hearings," the 80-year-old Rangel said with a dramatic flourish before departing.

Despite having had months to prepare for the hearing, Rangel showed up without a lawyer and claimed he was too broke to hire one.

"I don't think it's fair," Rangel said, claiming he had already spent $2 million on lawyers and needed time to raise another $1 million to retain new counsel for the hearing.