Thursday, July 26, 2012

Anchors Away!

I remember reading something about California on this blog that I believe Ali Blah Blah wrote which went something like so:

"I wish I had a giant saw a la Bugs Bunny so I could carve off the state of California to just watch it sail away."

I am paraphrasing of course but you get the idea.

Ali? Have you found that saw?

Suck it Chicago

This is the Chik-fil-a in my hometown which has been so successful and busy that they were able to close for 6 weeks to install a second ordering lane because of the constant traffic jam.





For a bankrupted city like Chicago, one would assume that they would desire the generous tax revenue created by a successful business model.

But again the reality is that Chicago is just another hotbed of liberal lunacy on the brink of economic failure due to the insane ideology of the left which somehow equates the simple admission of a Christian belief with that of politically incorrect discrimination.


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Stupid People


Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Michigan City Shuts Down Boy Selling Hot Dogs to Help His Disabled Parents

This story involves hot dogs and a real crappy city.




Chinese Rescue Team Saves Sex Doll from Drowning

And they want to be the world's superpower?



The phrase ‘inflated body count’ took on a new meaning in the Shandong Province of China when over 18 police officials leapt into action to rescue to save what they thought was a drowning woman. The officers battled over 40 minutes to retrieve the life-like sex doll and bring it to shore.
The incident happened July 11 when officers responded that there was a lady in distress in one of the province’s rivers. The crew worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue the woman, and in the process attracted a crowd of about 1,000 curious and excited spectators.
After verifying that actually what they were trying to rescue was someone’s blow-up girlfriend, the police presented to the anxious crowd. The shocked crowd quickly dispersed from the scene with some spectators covering the eyes of their children who had waited to watch the events unfold.

Or maybe I'll root for Greece in the Olympics

This is  Voula Papachristou.  She is very hot and was recently expelled from the Olympics for making "racist" remarks.  Nonetheless...She is very hot..and flexible it seems.





If Ali were here, I'm sure he'd point out that she got some sand in her bamamaghash.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Why I'll Be Rooting for Australia in this Year's Olympics

Michelle Jenneke...100m hurdler from down under.  I love the look of the girl on the left at the beginning of the video.  It's that first lesbian thought in her life confused look.





Friday, July 20, 2012

Friday Afternoon Tree

From my photo archive:


The Tree of Thought

Friday Music

Last weekend I was listening to the local R&B channel and they played this amazing song which really stuck with me.  So much so that I immediately began trying to find out who it was.  And what I thought was some great black old school R&B outfit turned out to be a bunch of white hippies from North Carolina.

Although this isn't a great recording of this song, this is the one that started it all.  I highly recommend the album U Ready, Man?

Introducing Hobex.





Here We Go

I wish I could wake up daily to a better place, but almost in Groundhog Day fashion I wake up to the same thing over and over.  Only in my Groundhog Day, each repeating day is worse than the one before it.

I am saddened by the loss of lives in the Colorado shooting last night.  The horror those people felt must have been inexplicable and overwhelming.  Naturally, as I sure most of us were, I thought about the shooter, who he was, what were his motivations.  I wasn't rooting that he was one color or one religion or another.  I wasn't too surprised to find out he was a young white male, but I would have felt the same way had he been a beard-wearing Arab.  It is senseless.

Of course the usual talking heads will begin to explain away his actions by virtue of talking about guns and how they should be regulated even further.  And they did just this on NPR this morning (I won't link to it and I'm sure an easy search will turn up the segment).  They were interviewing a local public radio reporter and never once did they ask about who the shooter was or whether they had any information on his motivations, but the NPR lady breathlessly asks about what kind of weapons were used.

So it begins.

Maybe Obama was sort of right way back when, maybe we do need to cling to our guns.  Until the government pries them from our cold, dead hands.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Best Romney ad so far

Wow this is good. Emotional. On message. Beautiful ad. Hopey is really going to regret letting his mouth reveal his true thinking on capitalism in front of a camera. Then again I thought that happened when he told Joe the Plumber he'd like to "spread the wealth around". We'll see. But so far I notice team Romney is very quick on the draw to respond this our socialist presidents mistakes. I value that.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

About Time

A few more incidents like this and thuggery and flash mobbing will be greatly diminished.


This is how it should always go down.  And by go down, I mean two idiot robbers riddled with bullets doing their best end of The Benny Hill Show imitation through a doorway.

Hats off to the Floridian retiree with the quick thinking.

Giggle!

HAHA did she expect anything less? On another note, look at the "men" that come to her rescue. This has been an issue with me for some time. Look at the way they are dressed. When did men stop dressing like men? I see this all over NYC every damn day of my life. Men with little boy shorts and backpacks on. And shirts like the kind your mom made you wear in 2nd grade. I have the same issue with men walking around in sports jerseys. Especially to the game. Damn, this would not have happened even 40 years ago. I'm all for staying young at heart... you'll find me on PSN most every night... but don't look the part. Grow up. Anyway... thanks Scooter lady!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

"Youth" flash mob storms Walmart

Comments in youtube video priceless... Priceless!

Deranged

I think Obama needs to lay off the choom.  It seems that his vision for America is some sort of psychedelic and psychotic mashup of 1984, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Soylent Green, and Atlas Shrugged with the emaciated and brainwashed masses lined up single file waiting for their turn to suck on the government teat.

Thank goodness that some people have common sense and testicular fortitude:


An NFIB spokesman added: 'I'm sure every small-business owner who took a second mortgage on their home, maxed out their credit cards or borrowed money from their own retirement savings to start their business disagrees strongly with President Obama's claim. They know that hard work does matter. 'Every small business is not indebted to the government or some other benefactor. If anything, small businesses are historically an economic and job-creating powerhouse in spite of the government.'

The ridiculous joke of a president, much less human being, needs to go in November.  There is no other choice but to vote this guy out: he is evil, he is ignorant to reality, but most importantly he is in control of our nation.  For now anyway.

Lawless

This country is so upside down it is unbelievable.

Via The Examiner:

Emails exchanged by top U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials confirm that ICE delayed the deportation of President Obama’s uncle, an illegal immigrant, and that they had a close eye on Mitt Romney’s view of the issue.

[...]

The emails also show that Hale kept Morton apprised of how Onyango Obama’s case was playing in the media. When Mitt Romney said in December 2011 that he would deport Onyango Obama following his arrest for drunk driving, Hale sent the news report to Morton and other members of ICE leadership.

Deport.  Impeach.  Convict.  Goodbye.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Gary Indiana

A companion piece to The Captain's Detroit post. Ali weeps.





 

High Five

Ehh...





British Used Exploding Rats to Fight the Nazis

 Stuff you can't learn in college...
British secret agents went to war behind enemy lines armed with exploding soap, clogs, bottles of chianti, bicycle pumps, suitcases - and rats, documents hidden in Whitehall vaults for more than 50 years reveal. 
They were among an ingenious collection of devices - many of which would have delighted James Bond - provided for agents of the special operations executive (SOE), the covert group set up to help resistance movements carry out sabotage and subversion, or as Churchill put it, "set Europe ablaze".
But the most exotic device was the "explosive rat". A hundred of the rodents were procured by an SOE officer posing as a student needing them for laboratory experiments. The rats were skinned, filled with plastic explosive, and sewn up. The idea was to place a rat among coal beside a boiler. When they were spotted, they would immediately be thrown on to the fire, causing a huge explosion.
Read the rest 

The Future: Detroit is Burning

What a sad, sad state this nation is in right now.





Egyptians Taunt Hillary

Yeah, it's pretty damn funny.

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was taunted by chants of "Monica, Monica" by tomato-throwing demonstrators as she visited the Egyptian port city of Alexandria on Sunday. 
The chants, referring to the Monica Lewinsky scandal when her husband, Bill Clinton, was president, were heard outside the US consulate as she visited for its reopening. 
An embarrassed Egyptian security official said they were chanting "Monica, Monica" and "Irhal, Clinton" (Get out, Clinton.) 
Tomatoes, shoes and a water bottle were thrown at part of Clinton's motorcade as it pulled up, protected by riot police, although a US official said Clinton's own vehicle was not hit.
The anger, it is assumed, was due to the fact that many Egyptians think that the Obama led government help engineer election victories by the Muslim brotherhood.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Biblical

And on the 7th day...





It finally stopped raining.

Sorta.

Hey!...Crazy Ass Muslims!

I've found a new enemy for you to hate and terrorize.
A Russian ship carrying refurbished attack helicopters destined for Syria has weighed anchor from its Arctic port for a second time after failing to deliver the cargo last month. 
A spokesman for Femco, the Russian company which owns the cargo vessel, said on Friday that it would arrive in St Petersburg two days later and may then head to the Russian Far East.
Moscow has insisted it will deliver the Mi-25 helicopters in the teeth of western disapproval and it appears likely the ship's real or eventual target is Syria.
And on a completely unrelated note...

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Rectum Hell, It Nearly Killed Him

These people.  These are not my kind of people.
Not only did the original "underwear bomber" Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef—they met in 2009 after the 22-year-old Asiri "feigned repentance for his jihadi views"—but this "holy-warrior" apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to "widen" his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics. 
A 2010 Arabic news video that aired on Fadak TV gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed al-Asiri and other jihadis of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives." 
Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

She wants to beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian

Well, you go girl.
Ronda Rousey, one of the top female mixed martial arts fighters in the world, is seeking out her next opponent: Kim Kardashian. 
In an interview while promoting her nude spread in ESPN the Magazine’s “The Body Issue” in Los Angeles on Wednesday, the beautiful blonde said she would “beat the crap out of” Kardashian because she’s the wrong kind of role model for young girls.





I'd hit it, but it would hit me back.

"It's a big-ass shaaaaark!!!"

Video of the year for me thus far...

 

The best part is the reaction. Gold! Dudes that is a bull shark. We've all seen shark week. Thems'll put a hurt into you. My guess is no one is swimming there anymore.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Un-Dy-No-Mite!

When you've lost J.J. Walker, you've just lost.

Via RCP:

"I say, let's look at the job he's done and I go back to the old Reagan slogan: Are you doing better now than you were four years ago," he said.


My betta fish...

is about to die.  He's been struggling for days.  He lies on his side at the bottom of the tank, and only moves when you shake him.  Then he struggles to the top for air and floats back to the bottom.  Just like me.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Facts Obama Doesn't Want You to Know


$3.59 - When Barack Obama entered the White House, the average price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.85.  Today, it is$3.59.
22 - It is hard to believe, but today the poverty rate for children living in the United States is a whopping 22 percent.
23 - According to U.S. Representative Betty Sutton, an average of 23 manufacturing facilities permanently shut down in the United States every single day during 2010.
30 - Back in 2007, about 10 percent of all unemployed Americans had been out of work for 52 weeks or longer.  Today, that number is above 30 percent.
32 - The amount of money that the federal government gives directly to Americans has increased by 32 percent since Barack Obama entered the White House.
35 - U.S. housing prices are now down a total of 35 percent from the peak of the housing bubble.
40 - The official U.S. unemployment rate has been above 8 percent for 40 months in a row.
42 - According to one survey, 42 percent of all American workers are currently living paycheck to paycheck.
48 - Shockingly, at this point 48 percent of all Americans are either considered to be “low income” or are living in poverty.
49 - Today, an astounding 49.1 percent of all Americans live in a home where at least one person receives benefits from the government.
53 - Last year, an astounding 53 percent of all U.S. college graduates under the age of 25 were either unemployed or underemployed.
60 - According to a recent Gallup poll, only 60 percent of all Americans say that they have enough money to live comfortably.

Many more can be found here

The Official Start of World War III?

Last night, I was thinking to myself, when will Russia and China begin sending troops abroad to further their quest for natural resources across the globe?  Then I saw the below article this morning.

I've contended for some time now that World War III has already begun.  When we look back, we will see that.  Along those lines, for the non-believers, is this the official start of World War III?
Russia said on Tuesday that it had dispatched a flotilla of 11 warships to the eastern Mediterranean, some of which would dock in Syria. It would be the largest display of Russian military power in the region since the Syrian conflict began almost 17 months ago. Nearly half of the ships were capable of carrying hundreds of marines.
Look, Russia is still Russia.  Militarily inept and corrupt to the core.  Nonetheless, they are large enough to send the globe into conflict and with China's help, a lot of people can die.

I will say this, however.  Russia getting actively involved in the Middle East gives radical Islamists a new enemy to hate.  If Muslims think Americans are bad, just wait until they see the behavior of drunken Russian soldiers.  Get your popcorn ready.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Another Broken Promise

Remember when Obama said, "You won't find me in a sundress and a chair, levitating in some European city, singing Lili Marleen."? 




In Obama's World...

the government arms the Mexican drug cartel with assault rifles, and gives our border agents bean bags.  Now you think about that for a second.
For the first time, federal officials also revealed that Terry and the elite squad of federal agents initially fired bean bags -- not bullets -- at the heavily armed drug cartel crew in the mountains south of Tucson in December 2010. During the exchange, Terry was shot and killed. 
read the rest 


For smart people, they sure are dumb

Me thinks they've lost their damn mind at Harvard.  This was part of the initial press statement at The Harvard Crimson:
Harvard has appointed Vanidy “Van” Bailey as the College’s first permanent director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life. Bailey, the assistant director for education at the University of California, San Diego, will assume the new position on July 16.
This statement was then corrected by authors on July 3.  This is the money shot:
An earlier version of this article used the pronoun "she" to refer to Vanidy "Van" Bailey, the newly appointed director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life. In fact, Bailey prefers not to be referred to by any gendered pronoun.
Read that again.  This was actually written.  By people who purport to be much smarter than myself.

Heh...


They want to kill Brad Pitt's mom

Because she dared to speak out against Der Fuhrer...er uh, the President.
Jane Pitt, mother of actor Brad Pitt, has been scared into silence by the hate-filled, vulgar and even violent reaction to her public assertion that Barack Obama is “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.” 
Pitt has even been the subject of death threats following her letter to the editor of Missouri’s Springfield News-Leader in which she asserted failure to vote for Republican presumptive presidential candidate Mitt Romney constituted a vote for Obama. 
“Brad Pitt’s mom, die,” wrote Twitter-poster Sandy Kownacka. 
A tweet from “I Bleed Gaga” echoed similar sentiments, saying, “Brad Pitt’s mom wrote an anti-gay pro-Romney editorial. Kill the b—-.” 
Other comments included, “F— you, brad pitt’s mom, the gay community made your kid a star, you whacko,” and, “Brad Pitt’s mom is a dumb c—.”
Meanwhile, Obama goons vandalized Mitt Romney's campaign bus...
A GOP campaign official confirmed with CBS 6 that a Mitt Romney campaign bus was vandalized over the weekend.
The official confirmed that vandals tampered with the bus and cut the alternator belt. The problem was discovered en route to Northern Virginia, where a mobile phone bank was scheduled (it had to be canceled). 
Vandals sabotaged the bus sometime Saturday night, when it was parked outside of a gun show at the Showplace in Henrico, off of Mechanicsville Turnpike.
November is a long way away.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Religion of Peace Update

Barack Obama has said that Islam is a religion of peace.  He actually said that.  Really man?  Really!!!
Abuja: At least 115 people, including a federal senator and a state parliamentarian, have been killed in central Nigeria in the last two days with herdsmen from the Fulani tribe besieging and raiding Christian villages near conflict-prone Jos city, prompting violent clashes. 
Those killed today were attending the funeral of 63 other people killed earlier yesterday in Karkuruk village in Barkin Ladi local government area when the assailants returned to kill more people with guns and machetes. 
After the attack on funeral attendees, some 50 bodies were also discovered burnt in the house of a pastor of the Church of Christ in Nigeria (COCIN) in Matse village in Riyom Local Government Area of the state.
These people were burned alive.  Our President needs to not talk.

UPDATE:  I'll add this very graphic video as well, of a 22 year old woman being executed by the Taliban in Afghanistan, while the town looks on.  These people are not like us.





Uncle Jerry is back...

and it appears he is no less the dumbass.
Controversial Reverend Jeremiah Wright criticized fellow African Americans, including President Barack Obama, for believing and spreading “white, racist” American history instead of the truth about the black experience in America in a sermon Sunday in Washington, DC. 
Speaking as a guest preacher at Florida Avenue Baptist Church’s 100thanniversary, Wright, who was a close friend of the Obamas until they left Wright’s church in 2008 after his infamous “God Damn America” sermonbecame a campaign issue, charged that Obama was passing on the “written down lie” in the United States Constitution that ‘We hold these truths self-evident that all men are created equal.’ 
The phrase, which is actually the first line of the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution, was true at the time it was written only for white men, not all men, Wright professed. 
Wright used the line as evidence of his overarching theme that white Americans are trying to force their version of history, which he referred to as his-story IE white males’ story, on African Americans. 
“We’ve got to stop waiting on, depending on our enemies to tell our story to our children,” Wright said during his sermon Sunday.
This is the man Barack Obama called his spiritual mentor.


Saturday, July 7, 2012

Down the Road

Some times we get way too far ahead of ourselves.





Rare World War II Photos

These were taken by the Russians during World War II.  Many of these had never been seen before they were posted on the internet.

(click to enlarge)

See the rest here

Friday, July 6, 2012

You're Free, Man

I've always liked Morgan Freeman as an actor.  He also maintains a home here in Mississippi and has a restaurant/blues club up in Leland or Indianola or somewhere up in the Delta.  I even gave him a pass when he made some silly remarks about how opposition to Obama is tantamount to racism.  Yes, it's beginning to be a very old trope.

Today, I read that he wants to marry again which, hey, that's great.  Then I read on in the article to find out that it is his 27 year-old step-grand-daughter.  

Well, that's it Morgan.  I add you to the ever expanding list of shit I no longer care about.  At this rate, I'm going to need a bigger book to keep my list in.

White-ness Darkness

Several months ago, my friend Nils came to visit the farmstead and brought along an interesting documentary called The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.  Without spoiling too much of the film, let's watch this short trailer:



I will share with you one instance from the film when Kirk White is snorting crushed up oxycontin in the hospital just after giving birth and had the audacity (stupidity?) to wonder why the state took her baby away.

Well let's meet another Kirk White.  This one from Pennsylvania.

Yes, she is just as you would imagine she looks:


Beer-Thirty-Sixty-Nine-Ten

It's Friday and I feel like blogging about beer.


On Tuesday I blogged about beer because Tuesday felt like Friday because of the holiday on Wednesday, but Wednesday felt like Sunday because I had to go back to work on Thursday which made Thursday feel like Monday all over again.  Yet, today is actually Friday and there is really only one Friday and after it comes Saturday and this collusion of time events makes me think of cold beer which I like to drink on Friday and Saturday and not on Sunday because Monday comes after Sunday.

Today I went to Burger King.  Yes, I know, I don't want to eat the crap either, but sometimes I just have to get something quick.  All dead French chefs roll over in their grave when I order a fake fish sandwich with fake cheese and fake extra pickles.  Anyway, this Burger King like most fast food restaurants around my hometown is operated by very unhappy and generally unfriendly minority type folks.  No smiling faces at these windows I tell ya.  For what they lack in hospitality could easily be made up in the efficiency of these places, but they don't have that figured out either.  I'd give them a pass on the friendliness issue if I could get my order more rapidly as to escape from the angry scowls of the employees.  On a side note, the Chik-Fil-A across the street (as a contrast) is mostly operated by non-minority type people and even the handful of minority type people there are so friendly and cheerful that it'll make your blood turn to clover honey.

Anyway, this Burger King was completely out of Cola-Cola today and it made me think about how incredibly incompetent management must be to run out of the number one soft drink in America.  In the world, perhaps!  But it also made me think, "Gee Numbnuts, I wonder what Americans drink more of, Coca-Cola or beer?"

And by Coca-Cola, I mean only the soft drink named so, not all sodas, pops or Cokes as a generic term.  In the South, we often refer to all sodas as Coke.  Do you want a Coke?  Sure, I'll have a Dr. Pepper.

Back to the original question.  Which do we drink more of?  My research indicates that Americas drink 15 million gallons of beer per day.  For Coca-Cola, if you do some rough math it works out to about 24 million gallons of coke per day.  With these facts in hand, I say, "Damnit what are you people doing!  Coca-Cola is terrible for you!  Drink more beer!"

*sigh*

Oh well.

I guess some folks just can't be helped.

Do you know how I know beer is good for you?  Because they sung it in a song.  And if it's sung to you in a song then it has to be the gospel truth.  See for yourself:



Someone once wrote a song about momma not dancing and daddy not liking rock and roll.  Well, that shit was true too!


The Big Reach Around

More stuff I would have blogged about if these folks hadn't beat me to it.

Go Figure: 'Occupy Cookbook' Scrapped for Disorganization - Merry Poppet


And gentlemen, you do not want to miss this link.  More super sexy women than you can shake a stick at Pitsnipes Gripes


And here's a pair of gigantic, prize-winning boobs...


All politics? All the time?

I don't see how some bloggers do it.  All politics, all the time.  That would drive me insane.  And I suspect some of the readers of those blogs might be heading down that same path.  People.  Relax.  Laugh.  Sometimes you just gotta watch the animals, and point out just how ridiculous they are.  That's a metaphor, of course.  But since I mentioned animals.  This is an Echidna.  It has a four headed penis.  Look at this goofy bastard.


Seriously though...If I had that set up, I'd never leave the house.

Oh No Canada

In case you haven't noticed, The Big Feed is an excellent source of news concerning rat, bats and dirty old twaaa........uh, I mean pole dancers, hot dogs and Islamic rat people.

Our new friends at Blazing Cat Fur bring us an interesting story about pole dancers from the Great White North, well, really it's about pole dancers from anywhere but there.  Seems that the Canadian government has been issuing temporary work visas for exotic dancers and massage parlour employees.

Gee whiz, has the Canadian government been complicit in helping facilitate illegal prostitution?  A stretch of the imagination you might say?  Oh, of course not, there is never any sex in the VIP room!  No way now how!

I think it's time for the break dancing cat:


I was probably the only kid in America who had this

It was 1976'ish, and I had this Planet of the Apes board game.  My parents never bought us board games, so I'm not sure how I came about to possess this game.  No one would ever play the game with me.  The premise of the game sucked that bad.  I do remember it had a big cage in the center of the board, and you would be trapped in it.

Didn't seem the same without Charlton Heston.

The apes on the front of the box creeped me out.  It was always like they knew something I didn't.

Sometimes, I feel like my life has become this boardgame.  I'm in that big cage, and I can't get out.




Something Stinks in Chicago

And it ain't the politics this time.

Can someone please explain to me why many big cities that are controlled largely by Democrats are filthy, dilapidated, festering funk-holes of violence, corruption, despair and disrepair?

It's ok.  I know the answer already, I just can't say it because anything deemed as Conservative thought is automatically and blatantly racist.

Nancy Boy in Chief Refuses to Arm Wrestle for Vote

You know, I didn't expect him to arm wrestle the guy.  But please, refusing that offer and challenging him to basketball?  
Obama was in Ohio wrapping up Day One of a two-day bus tour of Ohio and Pennsylvania, two important swing states in the election. 
He stopped by Ziggy's Pub and Restaurant Thursday evening with Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland (D). 
Obama spoke to several patrons and one, Jeff Hawks, had an unusual offer for the president.
"I'll arm-wrestle you for your vote," Hawks said to Obama, according to the pool report from the event.  
"No, I'll play basketball for your vote," Obama replied.
I wish I had been there.  I would have went all Meadowlark Lemon on Obama's ass.
    

Brad Pitt's Mom Sends Anti-Obama Letter to Local Newspaper

Seems Mom has more sense than son.

An anti-gay letter urging Christians to vote for Mitt Romney that was printed today in The Springfield News-Leader has been confirmed by the newspaper as having been penned by Jane Pitt, mother of Brad Pitt. The verification comes amid some confusion, as the Missouri newspaper first printed an editor’s note denying any relation between the letter writer and movie star. That was later replaced with a second editor’s note, reading, “To clear up earlier confusion, the News-Leader has verified the letter writer is the mother of actor Brad Pitt and local businessman Doug Pitt.”
The letter — itself a response to another opinion piece in the newspaper justifying Christians’ rights to refuse to vote for Romney because he is a Mormon — identifies Mrs. Pitt as “a Christian [who differs] with the Mormon religion.”
But, Pitt continues, “any Christian should spend much time in prayer before refusing to vote for a family man with high morals, business experience, who is against abortion, and shares Christian conviction concerning homosexuality just because he is a Mormon.”
Pitt goes on to write that “any Christian who does not vote or writes in a name is casting a vote for Romney’s opponent, Barack Hussein Obama — a man who sat in Jeremiah Wright’s church for years, did not hold a public ceremony to mark the National Day of Prayer, and is a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage.”
Read the rest at Pat Dollard

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Rat Fink

Rush Limbaugh used to always say that you can tell what the Democrats are up to because they unknowingly project their strategy on a regular basis by what they say and do.  And typically, it is to blame the opposition for whatever wild accusation they can think of when it is actually the Democrats who are doing said accusation.

Leave it to rodent-faced Valerie Jarrett to serve up the b.s. this time.

I guess she doesn't read her own hometown paper anymore.

Sarah Shahi

Lots of people search the internet for pictures of Sarah Shahi.  Not hard to see why.



29 Somali MUSLIMS indicted for kidnapping, raping, and selling underage white girls

No surprise that it's in Minnesota.







h/t Bare Naked Islam

The Best Anti-Obama Video Ever Made

That is the claim.

Surprise Military Homecomings

Enough with blogging about idiots.  Here's something that matters.





NC Lawmaker Hits Wrong Fracking Button

I'll spare you the obvious if you're too dumb to hit the right button you shouldn't be holding office comments. Suffice to say, why are stupid people running our lives?
A veteran state lawmaker in North Carolina says she pushed the wrong button late Monday night  in a marathon legislative session and accidentally opened up the state to fracking. 
Rep. Becky Carney, a five-term Democrat from Charlotte, burst into tears after mistakenly voting with Republicans to override Democratic Gov. Bev Perdue’s veto of the contentious legislation. The measure lifts the ban on hydraulic fracturing as a means for mining for natural gas, according to The Wall Street Journal. 
Carney and other Democrats asked for a do-over, as is common when a member pushes the wrong button. But in this instance, Republicans said no. A change in Carney’s vote would have changed the outcome, which is against the House rules. But Ms. Carney asked for the rules to be suspended so she could change her vote, but got nowhere.

China is a Ponzi Scheme About to Collapse

So the case is being made.  An interesting read at Business Insider:
So on the one hand, we have companies guaranteeing each other's debt (loans), and on the other hand, we have companies buying excessive numbers of equipment, which they pay for with loans provided by the suppliers on condition excessive numbers are bought. 
That equipment is then used as collateral to secure more loans. Large parts of these loans are then used to speculate in real estate markets. In both instances, and don't let's forget the overlapping ones where both schemes are combined, we are talking about absolutely virtual money. Are these incidents perhaps? I find that hard to believe in view of how Chinese society is organized: major profits will attract major attention, a pyramid of perfect dimensions. 
Charles Ponzi, eat your heart out. You may have been a fine crook, but you never even dreamed of operating on this scale. When these guys are done, they’ll leave nothing but a shell of a country behind.

F this black guy...

would be the response if I thought in the same manner as comedian Chris Rock, who tweeted this yesterday.


Chris Rock's act is so tired...so very tired.  It was old when it was new.  This guy did it first.


U.N.

I'm too mad to even comment.

Just read it.

It's time to dissolve the United Nations.


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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Lesbian turns out to be a closet homophobe

She's gay, and she really hates herself.

A lesbian student has been kicked out of college and arrested after it emerged she was behind a string of anti-gay messages slipped under her dorm room door, police said.After the notes were found in Alexandra Pennell's room at Central Connecticut State University in March, hundreds came out in support of the student at a campus rally against hate crimes.But when police hid a camera along the hallway outside her room, they allegedly caught her leaving the notes herself - and she admitted she had written them to get the attention of her roommate.

It comes after Pennell, 19, reported to campus authorities that she had found the anti-gay notes scrawled on a board on her door and slipped into her room.

She reported the first note on March 7 and police immediately launched an investigation. Six days later, she told police she had found another note after returning from the shower.But a video surveillance system placed in her room to identify the person behind the notes had been disabled just before the note was slid under her door and police found that a cable had been pulled out of the device.
 
Pennell suggested she may have pulled out the cable when she opened a desk drawer, but when police reconstructed this possibility, they were unable to dislodge the cable.
So without letting her know, Lt. Edward Dercole of the CCSU police placed another camera in a hallway closet and watched as she allegedly slid a note under the door herself.


This is the gay person...



This is a picture of the 1000s of knee jerkers who came out to hate the haters at a no-hate rally in her support...Dumbasses.

Happy 4th of July

From Kate Upton...Who seems quite patriotic.




Be careful with the fireworks

I believe that ingesting copious amounts of peyote must be a requirement for producing PSAs.





Tuesday, July 3, 2012

What happens when you have too much time on your hands?

You re-create famous photographs using Star Wars action figures.  Which, in the grand scheme of things is, quite lame.



4:37

It feels like Friday. Actually, I feel like a little kid waiting for the bell to ring on the last day of school.

You know, we should work less more often. What do you think? It seems to work for the great unwashed of this country, why not for us too?

I guess we were just raised differently.





Bring on the Heineken!!! Y'all have a great Independence Day!

EPA Spy Planes Hassle Midwestern Farmers

Orwellian, to say the least.  Who would have ever thought America would come to this?

"Midwest ranchers have never been enamored with environmental regulators, but they really began to complain after learning that federal inspectors were flying over their land to look for problems.
The Environmental Protection Agency flies over power plants and other facilities nationwide to identify potential air, water and land pollution. It began using aerial surveillance in the Midwest in 2010 to check farms for violations of federal clean water regulations.
Ranchers who object to the program said they're not trying to hide anything. It's the quiet approach the EPA took with the program designed to spot illegal disposal of animal waste that they find upsetting. Most were not even aware of the flyovers until regional EPA officials mentioned it at a meeting three months ago.
"For me, it just creeps into the 'Big Brother is watching you' area, to where the government just feels like it's getting more and more intrusive," said Buck Wehrbein, who manages a cattle feeding operation in Mead, Neb., about 30 miles west of Omaha."

The Big Reach Around

Stuff I would have blogged about if these folks hadn't beaten me to it...

Detroit Zombie Apocalypse Lone Star Parson

Muslim Arrested – Tried to Run Over Christians at Islamic Festival – Media Silent - Gateway Pundit



And here's what it would look like if Shakespeare had penned the Hokey Pokey