What You Should Know About Biological Warfare

I'm looking out for you. Because I love you.

Because It's Friday and You Ain't Got Sh*t to Do

And don't tell me you do. If you did, you wouldn't be here.

Roseanne Barr...You Suck!!!

Some folks just aren't happy with their 15 minutes of fame. Consider this from Roseanne Bar. A more disgusting display is hard to find. The cookies are gingerbread men which she refers to as "jew cookies" as she pulls them out of the oven.

“Hello,” she barks in a general greeting to everyone and no one. I approach with the kind of caution usually reserved for wild animals and salute her with a “Sieg Heil” in honor of our shoot. She looks at me blankly and asks, “Who are you?” I do my best to explain, then abruptly break the second Roseanne commandment: “Sorry, I’m a bit nervous,” I stammer. The second the words are out of my mouth I brace myself for the onslaught, but to my surprise I seem to have amused her and Barr softens into the loving, if somewhat irritated, matriarch who charmed a generation.

As the “Domestic Goddess” dons the famous moustache, transforming into “Domestic Goddess Hitler,” I notice that she’s beginning to have fun. She nails the Fuehrer’s facial expressions with twisted glee, and as she takes the burnt gingerbread “Jew Cookies” out of the oven it occurs to me that Barr may be the last celebrity utterly incapable of giving a fuck—a quality theoretically easy to embody until it’s time to face the practical repercussions. “Franklin Ajae, Paul Mooney, Mort Sahl and Dick Gregory’s passings will tear my kishkas out,” Barr laments. “They gave everything they had to just tell the truth, and they couldn’t make a decent living because of the choice they made—not selling out to Hollywood.”

Taliban Got Talent

h/t Weasel Zippers

White Folks Greed Runs a World in Need

Hmm. I wonder. If W or W's dad or Ronnie had made a statement in their past decrying world ruination at the hands of black people, I just wonder if they'd ever be elected president...or called on their past statement while in office.

Once again, where's the MSM?

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Sipping beers with Zero, I presume.



Better click now before it disappears from the innertubes.

Via Moonbattery

You Got the Silver

Wonderful guitar work by Ronnie. True to the original vocal by Keith. Love this tune. Always have.

Clunkers For Cash Program Out of Money Already.

So I hear the Clunkers for Cash thing is already out of money. Hmmm... let's see... the government gives out overly generous checks for pieces of crap cars, to anyone willing to buy a more fuel efficient one, and is overwhelmed within a week. Does anyone honestly think it can get away with dishing out free health care without the same thing happening, only on a more catastrophic scale? Tardbama Care wants to add 50 million more people to a government run health care system without any plan for adding more doctors to handle them. How exactly does anyone see success with this? That's just one of the problems with it but it's the most basic.

Hate to be using evil republican scare tactics, but it'll be Clunkers for Cash all over again. Except you're gonna die.

Boo!

"Hey everyone! Free Health Care!!!! Woooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Beer Summit - 2009

We have lost our damn mind. Why is our government wasting our time on this?

The President, I saw, says it's just a moment for the "opportunity to listen to each other", not a summit. Where was his "opportunity to listen" when he passed judgment on the entire Cambridge police department by referring to Police Officer's Crowley's actions as "stupid". It's not "an opportunity to listen" when it has to be shoved down your throat and a photo op has to be staged. No. That's called covering your ass. Apologize Obama. And do it so we can all hear it. And then maybe just use a little bit of judgment and refrain from opening your mouth regarding things you know nothing about and things that don't concern you.

Wouldn't it make sense if Obama would drink a beer from an American owned company? Might make a little sense in these economic times. Jackass.

A "teachable moment". That is what Obama calls it. He fails to mention, however, what it is we're supposed to learn.



Most pathetic photo op ever. "Hey Joe...Jacket off?...Check...Sleeves up?...Check...Phony ass smile on your face?...Check".

You'd have to force me to drink beer with those three imbeciles.

Give to the Most Worthiest of Causes

A memorial fund has been established for the family of slain border patrol agent Robert Rosas. Give here.

Mr. Rosas was brutally murdered last week while fulfilling his duties as a border patrol agent.

You should give if you can. You can't imagine the financial difficulties this family is going to face.

God rest your soul Mr. Rosas.

Chicago Organization Offers Obama Bike Tour

A Chicago organization is offering an "Obama Bike Tour". As you will see, however, the tour isn't exactly based on reality. Shades of Kramer and his fake Peterman reality tour. From the Chicago Tribune:

How political is the Obama bike tour? Not really. There are a number of Obama tours around, and this is one of the most fun. There are two levels: the Obama Stimulus Package, which brings you along the Lake Michigan bike path, by the Field Museum, to Hyde Park and back, and there's Obama's Easy Chicago Tour, slightly cheaper, two hours shorter, beginning and ending at the Hyde Park Art Center.

The better deal is the Stimulus Package, if only for the spectacular views. But Obama-wise, Easy Chicago folks miss only a brief gander at Grant Park, site of Obama's Election Night victory speech. Otherwise, the tours are identical, a nice mix of serious and trivial stops in Hyde Park.

Here's some photos from the tour:



What a wonderful setting. But how about a little truth? Why not extend the tour to visit these wonderful places contained in Obama's own Congressional district? The very fruits of his hope and change philosophy?

The land that hope and change built.

As a state senator, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee coauthored an Illinois law creating a new pool of tax credits for developers. As a US senator, he pressed for increased federal subsidies. And as a presidential candidate, he has campaigned on a promise to create an Affordable Housing Trust Fund that could give developers an estimated $500 million a year.

But a Globe review found that thousands of apartments across Chicago that had been built with local, state, and federal subsidies - including several hundred in Obama's former district - deteriorated so completely that they were no longer habitable.

Grove Parc and several other prominent failures were developed and managed by Obama’s close friends and political supporters. Those people profited from the subsidies even as many of Obama’s constituents suffered. Tenants lost their homes; surrounding neighborhoods were blighted.

And here are the hope and changelings. They seem pretty pissed off. Will they be taking the bike tour?



More from the people of the land of hope and change.


More on Obama's district. This too, can be yours, America.



So. When can I sign up for the "real" bike tour?

Obama's Other Drinking Buddies (Part 1)

Obama is preparing to sit down and have a beer with his long-time friend and race-baiter Louis Gates. And they invited that "stupid" white cop too. It got me to thinking. Who else might Obama have sat down with and had a beer? What do you suppose they talked about? Let's start with his admitted spiritual and political mentors. And keep in mind, these aren't just mere acquaintances. These are people whom by Obama's own admission served as his spiritual and political advisers, shaping his outlook on life, and America.


"Reverend" Jeremiah Wright

"Father" Michael Pfleger:

Frank Marshall Davis

William Ayers

Whether or not Obama actually had a beer with these fellas is a matter of conjecture. It might be safe to say that he at least shared a coke with them. And certainly it can be said they shared their ideas with him.

Did the Bible Reveal Obama as the Antichrist?

Damn! I was going to reveal this next week. Jesus scooped me again!

Watch the video to the end.

Obama Makes Command Decision: Will Have Bud Light During His Meeting with the Race-Baiter and the Cop Whose Career He Tried to Destroy

It's good to see the man can make a decision that doesn't cost Americans trillions of dollars. Assuming he actually made the decision.

President Barack Obama will have Bud Light tomorrow when he hosts an old friend and the police officer who arrested him.

Obama, 47, has picked the top-selling beer in the U.S. for his get-together at the White House with Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Cambridge, Massachusetts, police Sergeant James Crowley, White House Spokesman Robert Gibbs said today. Crowley will probably drink Blue Moon and Gates is likely to opt for Red Stripe, Gibbs said, citing news reports about their preferences.

Political strategists and marketing experts called the pick an easy, non-controversial choice for a meeting designed to defuse the tension sparked by the July 16 arrest of Gates by Crowley.

“He’s trying to send a message that he’s an average American and these are two other average Americans,” said Matt Mackowiak, a Republican strategist. “If you complicate that by making an exotic choice, or an import, or too expensive, you can be too cute by half.”

‘Acted Stupidly’

Obama invited Crowley and Gates to the White House after the president drew criticism in a July 22 news conference for saying the Cambridge police “acted stupidly” in arresting Gates at his home on a disorderly conduct charge, which was later dropped. Obama spoke hours after police union officials in Cambridge called on him to apologize.

Two days later, Obama called Crowley and Gates, an old friend, to invite them to the White House for a beer.

“I think this will be a very casual affair,” Gibbs said yesterday. “There’s no formal agenda other than cold beer.”

Average American? Call em' what you want, but there's nothing average about Obama's race-baiting past or the past of Gates. Average my ass.

French War Porn

French troops engaging the Taliban. Hey, at least they're fighting in Obama's war. That's much more of a sacrifice than the average Obama supporter would make.

Obama's Half-Sister, Born in Indonesia, Also Has a Certificate of Live Birth from Hawaii

To date all Obama has produced to prove his citizenship is a Certificate of Live Birth from Hawaii, which it has been shown, can be obtained by anyone, born in Hawaii or not.

Maya Soetoro was born to Indonesian businessman Lolo Soetoro and American cultural anthropologist Ann Dunham and half-sister to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. While living in Indonesia, she was home schooled by her mother and then attended Jakarta International School and returned to Hawaii and attended the private Punahou School in Honolulu, Hawaii, graduating in 1988.

Besides being the First Sister Maya has a HawaiiaCertification of Live Birth despite be born in Jakarta Indonesia. Supposedly this certificate was used by the Daily Kos to forge an Obama version. Anyone find it odd that Maya, undisputedly born in Indonesia, would have the same type of document as Barack Obama to forge?

Birther Extravaganza

Take all this for what's worth. This issue could be resolved real easily. I find it hard to believe Obama won't just produce his birth certificate. At this point, that's perhaps the more compelling story. I'm assuming he has a birth certificate. Most transparent administration ever!

First, this from Lou Dobbs:



And this, from Alex Jones (4 parts)

Shocking! Obama's Science Czar Defines Life as Beginning Sometime After Socialist Indoctrination

For anyone who has ever held a child, and wasn't a psychopath, these words are absolutely shocking. But consistent with Obama's cost vs. benefit health care views. From Patterico's Pontifications:

John P. Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy and Obama’s top science adviser, co-authored a 1973 book that said a newborn child “will ultimately develop into a human being” if he or she is properly fed and socialized:

“The fetus, given the opportunity to develop properly before birth, and given the essential early socializing experiences and sufficient nourishing food during the crucial early years after birth, will ultimately develop into a human being,” John P. Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, wrote in Human Ecology: Problems and Solutions.
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The specific passage expressing the authors’ view that a baby “will ultimately develop into a human being” is on page 235 in chapter 8 of the book, which is titled “Population Limitation.”

At the time the book was written, the Supreme Court had not yet issued its Roe v. Wade decision, and the passage in question was part of a subsection of the “Population Limitation” chapter that argued for legalized abortion.”

Holdren’s co-authors were Stanford Professors Paul and Anne Ehrlich. Paul Ehrlich’s 1968 book The Population Bomb is credited with launching the zero population movement. Zombietime has more on the Ehrlichs and Holdren’s views.

Would the authors object to a mother killing her two month old baby if they really believe life begins after a child is socialized? I’m sure they would for PC reasons, but I don’t see how they could and be philosophically consistent.

These are dangerous individuals who will control even more of your life. Simply dangerous.

21 Things You Can't Say to Obama

This is a nice try I suppose.

According to the Politico, a list of 21 things the staff were not allowed to say to the President was circulated in the White House.

The 21 Things You Cannot Say to the President after a News Conference are:

1. Hey, we hear the Golf Channel is going to carry it next time. Well, actually, only the Golf Channel is going to carry it next time.

2. Don’t worry. We’ll get ‘em next year.

3. Professor Gates called. He can’t find his house keys.

4. You want to take a mulligan on this one?

5. We did try to plant a question about Bo, but nobody would go for it.

6. Saying, “I don’t know all the facts … but the police acted stupidly” is a little like saying, “I don’t know if there are weapons of mass destruction … but let’s invade Iraq anyway.”

7. We’ve decided to call the whole news conference a “teachable moment.”

8. You want a cigarette?

9. Biden called.

10. William Henry “Bill” Gates is the Microsoft guy. Robert Michael Gates is the secretary of defense guy. Henry Louis Gates Jr. is the Harvard professor. They are not related and have never performed in Vegas together. Gibbs will walk this back in the gaggle. 1. Tape it over? But, Mr. President, these press conferences are live.

12. The reason we can’t put the questions on the teleprompter is because we aren’t supposed to know the questions in advance.

13. Those bunched-up clothes in the bed turned out not to be Douglas Elmendorf.

14. That reporter wasn’t from North Carolina; he was from North Korea.

15. Hillary called.

16. You want a blue pill?

17. We checked: After six months, they can’t fire you.

18. If nobody blogs about it, we think you’ll be OK.

19. Now, is somebody willing to rehearse more and play golf less?

20. The only poll that counts is the one on Election Day.

21. Rahm wants to see you in his office immediately.

Soldier Lights Up Democrat Senator Like a Firecracker

Claire McCaskill has been getting hammered by her conservative constituents of late. Just hammered. Here's the latest episode.

A US soldier demanded an apology from Senator Claire McCaskill at an Obamacare town hall in St. Louis, Missouri.



McCaskill must have thought that hope and change bit was going to be good enough for another two years.

Having Run Out of Idiotic Ideas, Obama Plays the Blame Bush Card

How do you know things are going bad?

Hey chief, you got the keys to the castle. You won. You're President. Now act like it! But we know this already. Argue with a liberal and see if they can respond to you without mentioning George Bush. They can't. This penciled leg egghead is no different.

Facing the first real rough patch of his presidency, President Obama and his supporters are once again resorting to a tried-and-true tactic: attacking George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

In his White House press conference last week, Mr. Obama referred to the Bush era at least nine times, three times lamenting that he "inherited" a $1.3 trillion debt that has set back his administration's efforts to fix the economy.

With the former president lying low in Dallas, largely focused on crafting his memoirs, Mr. Obama has increasingly attempted to exploit Mr. Bush when discussing the weak economy, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the difficulty closing the military prison at U.S. Naval Base Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

As he took power, Mr. Obama promised a "new era of responsibility" that would transcend partisan politics.

Well, promise in one hand and crap in the other. See which one fills up faster.

Obama Gives China...A Basketball...Autographed...By Himself

Audacity! Can this guy be a more classless douchebag?

ABC News' Kirit Radia and Matt Jaffe report: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner today wrapped up two days of senior dialogue with Chinese officials – the broadest such discussions in the history of Sino-American relations – by praising the progress they had made on matters as broad as security, economics, energy, and climate change.

Though the main goal this week was simply to launch the dialogue, it would appear that no concrete agreements were reached on any of the myriad topics on the table.

In fact, China’s most tangible take away from the meetings may be the signed basketball they received from President Obama, which one Chinese official raised above his head during the policy-makers’ closing remarks.

What? He couldn't get Ron Artest to sign a ball?

The Real Pelosi Mobile - Car Made of Plywood

This is a serious attempt. You have to love the innovation inspired by the nutroots' assault on America.

Here’s the future. Light plywood structure with degradable impregnated fabric coverings. Also rubber wheels and a few metals on the bottom. Perhaps you’d also like to avoid hitting anything ever! In this future there’s no crashes!

Once you’re inside take a look at the seats: combos on top of combos. Made for any number of different family members (perhaps for you expanding families?)

Ezekiel Emanuel: The Return of Dr. Mengele

Shades of Goebells, Himmler and Yosemite Sam:

The health bills coming out of Congress would put the decisions about your care in the hands of presidential appointees. They'd decide what plans cover, how much leeway your doctor will have and what seniors get under Medicare.

Start with Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the brother of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. He has already been appointed to two key positions: health-policy adviser at the Office of Management and Budget and a member of Federal Council on Comparative Effectiveness Research.

Emanuel bluntly admits that the cuts will not be pain-free. "Vague promises of savings from cutting waste, enhancing prevention and wellness, installing electronic medical records and improving quality are merely 'lipstick' cost control, more for show and public relations than for true change," he wrote last year (Health Affairs Feb. 27, 2008).

Savings, he writes, will require changing how doctors think about their patients: Doctors take the Hippocratic Oath too seriously, "as an imperative to do everything for the patient regardless of the cost or effects on others" (Journal of the American Medical Association, June 18, 2008).

Yes, that's what patients want their doctors to do. But Emanuel wants doctors to look beyond the needs of their patients and consider social justice, such as whether the money could be better spent on somebody else.

Many doctors are horrified by this notion; they'll tell you that a doctor's job is to achieve social justice one patient at a time.

Emanuel, however, believes that "communitarianism" should guide decisions on who gets care. He says medical care should be reserved for the non-disabled, not given to those "who are irreversibly prevented from being or becoming participating citizens . . . An obvious example is not guaranteeing health services to patients with dementia" (Hastings Center Report, Nov.-Dec. '96).

Translation: Don't give much care to a grandmother with Parkinson's or a child with cerebral palsy.

He explicitly defends discrimination against older patients: "Unlike allocation by sex or race, allocation by age is not invidious discrimination; every person lives through different life stages rather than being a single age. Even if 25-year-olds receive priority over 65-year-olds, everyone who is 65 years now was previously 25 years"

This is one evil sumbitch.

UPDATE: Here is audio from former New York Attorney General Betsy McCaughey discussing the "vicious assaults" on the elderly contained in the proposed health care bill.

Brilliant Woman Solves All of California's Problems

"We have vegetable trees... Food is free... Land is free.... They have slaves in the east; we believe in unions." Well... there ya go: California's problems fixed by a girl with the IQ of my shoe.

She simply MUST be the product of the public school system.

Cops Say They'll Never Vote for Obama Again

The message here. Shove your race-baiting up your ass Obama.

"I know him to be a good man...and these charges are bogus".

History of BBQ

It's summer time and with that I give you the history of BBQ.

Beef! Not that pork bullshit...

Farrakhan Says Obama Had to Pull His Black In - Blames Jews for Michael Jackson's Death

Who would know better about a man trying to let his black out? You? Or Farrakhan? Louis Farrakhan on Obama, Michael Jackson and the Jews:

Addressing 2,000 followers at Mosque Maryam, the Nation of Islam headquarters on the South Side, Farrakhan described Jackson as a "messianic voice" and an "archangel of sound, song and dance," as he called Jackson a victim of "Zionist leaders," the U.S. government and the media.

Citing it as part of a conspiracy to undermine Jackson, Farrakhan said the lawyer told him Jackson had agreed to do 10 concerts but had been booked for 50, and there was concern Jackson would get sued if he couldn't uphold the agreement.

Farrakhan, 76, also cited the molestation accusation of which Jackson was acquitted as another example of efforts to undermine his success.

During the wide-ranging, 2½-hour speech, Farrakhan said he does not believe Jackson was killed intentionally. Instead, he believes Jackson's death was the result of a mistake by Jackson's doctor, Conrad Murray, who is a target of a manslaughter investigation.

In speaking of Jackson finding his roots in the black community, Farrakhan said President Obama did the same when he said police "acted stupidly" in arresting Harvard University Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. Obama later said that he had used a poor choice of words.

"His [Obama's] black started coming out," Farrakhan said. "He had to pull that fella back in. Underneath, it shows you all his brilliance, his magnificence ... he's one of the brothers."

The Hypocrisy of Hope - 2004 Audio of Obama Bashing Bush for Rushing Through Legislation

Shocking hypocrisy audio found. The audio is from 2004. Goose, gander, and the people be damned.

Gates: "As Always, Whitey Sits in Judgment of Me"

One begins to wonder if Obama has any friends from his past who are not race-baiting whitey haters. Gates wrote this in his Yale application. From WTOP:

"As always, whitey now sits in judgment of me, preparing to cast my fate. It is your decision either to let me blow with the wind as a nonentity or to encourage the development of self. Allow me to prove myself."

One begins to see the root of his "whitey" hatin'. It would appear this all boils down to his days spent in the Piedmont, West Virginia Little League where, not being good enough to make the team, he was forced into the role of jock strap manager.

(Louis Gates, Jr. is on the far left)

Video: "Obama in Mom Jeans"

Greg Morton, the guy who brought you the Obama Man Song, is at it again, this time taking the President to task for his wardrobe choice.

Michelle Obama Steals Rihanna's Haircut

The liberal blogs are all a twitter. Of course she stole it? She an her husband are the biggest thieves in American history. From ChicLooking:

First Lady Michelle Obama showed off her new hairdo at a country music celebration at the White House. Her new haircut looks much shorter on the sides and in the back and very much alike to Rihanna’s hairdo. Most critics really like this hairdo, although it makes the First Lady look much older than she is. Also, from now on I do believe that the White House stylist knows only one cut and it suits most first ladies. As to me, her old hairdo made her look nicer, younger and sweeter but I can be wrong. What do you think?

The Race Card

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New video of the race-baiter:

Took Me 6 Hours For Two Racks

And my grill dogs his, but he knows what he's talking about, except using charcoal intead of wood exclusively. Do Just Fine.

The President Who Transcends Race? - Guess Again

Beck nails it. But to be honest, the second video, words from Obama's own mouth, made this point clear 13 years before he was President. It's like his own personal "Mein Kampf". You can call it what you want. But don't ever say it isn't about race.

Evening Gown

Yes. Yes!

How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police

I figured I wasn't going to touch this, since all of the big blogs, the TV media, the newspapers, the radio jockeys, and every race baiter in America were talking about Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge Sergeant James M. Crowley and the president's ill-informed, asinine, and, frankly, bigoted comments last night.

But then I made the excellent decision of deciding to click over here, and, well, the first comment has led me (and now you) here:



Also posted at my house of insanity, Feed Your ADHD.

Don't Do This...EVER

I really do hate videos like this. They give responsible gun owners a bad name and fuel the anti-gun lobby and generally make most people shake their heads at the stupidity of it all.

At the same time, they're quite instructive...of how some folks still appear to be wallowing in the primordial ooze that gave us primitive life.


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Democrats Propose Toilet Paper Tax to Combat Global Warming

Can this be classified as a sin tax? This strange but true report from Prison Planet:

The vampiric and gluttonous feeding frenzy currently being enjoyed by the federal government under the pretext of climate change is set to be expanded with a range of new taxes on products disposed of via waste water, including cosmetics, toothpaste and toilet paper.

The “Water Protection and Reinvestment Act,” H.R.3202, introduced last week by Representative Earl Blumenauer (D-Ore), will be “financed broadly by small fees on such things as bottled beverages, products disposed of in wastewater, corporate profits, and the pharmaceutical industry,” according to Blumenauer’s fact sheet.

Though the taxes are “designed to be collected at the manufacturer level,” only the most naive would doubt that multinational corporations would just pass the cost on to the consumer in the form of higher prices, as is routine.

Items disposed of in wastewater, such as toothpaste, cosmetics, toilet paper and cooking oil will be subject to a 3% excise tax, while water beverages will be hit with a 4% tax, “because these products wind up in the water stream and require clean up by sewage treatment plants,” according to the bill.

The bill even defines “toilet tissue” in section 4172. “The rulemaking to define what rises to the level of a bottom-wipe is in the name of a good cause: to tax the stuff,” writes Chris Horner. “The current band of feds don’t think you’ve paid enough tax — this has been established ad nauseam — and now want a dedicated revenue, er, stream, to pay to replace corroded pipes and overburdened sewer systems nationwide.”

Read more on Blumenthal's proposal here.

Obama was Against Compulsory Health Insurance Before He was for it

Not much I can add to this report from Legal In-sur-rection:

The current Democratic House bill on health care includes fines to force people to purchase health insurance, which is consistent with Barack Obama's current position on mandates. This type of coercion, however, was criticized by Obama during the campaign, when he attacked Hillary Clinton's health insurance plan because Hillary's plan mandated universal coverage through fines and other mechanisms which forced people to buy coverage:

"The reason she thinks that there are more people covered under her plan than mine, is because of a mandate. It is not a mandate for the government to provide coverage to everybody. It is a mandate that every individual purchase health care. And the mailing that we put out accurately indicates that the main difference between Senator Clinton's plan and mine is the fact that she would force, in some fashion, individuals to purchase health care ...."

Watch the whole video for Obama's impassioned criticisms of plans which mandate that people purchase health insurance under threat of fine.

Oh...She's Being Serious

I apologize for laughing. Listen to the nonsense that comes out of CNN anchor Campbell Brown's pie hole. Don't do drugs kids. Don't do drugs.

Is Obama a Marxist Poll

Is Obama a Marxist Poll

Joe Biden: "These Chicks are Hot!"

Nice to see Uncle Joe is concentrating on the important issues. Why not Joe? You got the plugs, the botox and the Viagra. Go for it!

VPOTUS and Yushchenko were seated a table in the back of the pub with their two translators, the mayor and vice mayor of Kiev, and the head of the presidential secretariat....

Yushchenko was talking about Ukrainian churches.

VPOTUS overheard saying: "I cannot believe that a Frenchman visiting Kiev went back home and told his colleagues he discovered something and didn't say he discovered the most beautiful women in the world. That's my observation."

Unclear who Frenchman VPOTUS was referring to.

"It's certain you have so many beautiful women."

Both VPOTUS and Yushchenko drank Cokes; others drank coffee.

How Obama Got the AMA's Endorsement of His Healthcare Plan

Wasn't he supposed to be the agent of change? Free of special interests? Of course our readers didn't believe that, but a lot of Obamatons did. They was rope-a-hoped!

What's in Obamacare for the AMA?

In the bill, Democrats provide $245 billion to eliminate an annual shortfall in payments to doctors under Medicare. Democrats resolved this annual headache, in large part, to win crucial support for the bill from the American Medical Association. That money currently counts against the overall costs of the bill, but Democrats have introduced legislation that would remove remove this obligation from federal deficit. However, CBO won't recognize that change until those new pay-as-you-go rules become law.

Best change eva!!!!

Report: U.S. Soldier Abducted on Mexican Border and Being Held for Political Ransom

24 year old James Gonzalez' mom and brother say that after he went through basic training, James signed up for Army Ranger school. The Robstown high school graduate was last seen by his family on Saturday. That's when he left to meet up with friends in Laredo. The family says the Army called them on Monday saying he had been abducted. His kidnappers were asking for 100-thousand dollars plus something else. They want the government to withdraw troops from along the border. The family also told us that the FBI was on the case as well.

It Has Been A Little Nippy This July

"Please carry a message to Mr. Obama that it will be a cold day in hell before he socializes my county," one man shouted at Kathleen Sebelius and other Obama cabinet members." The Cabinet members seem strangely aloof.




h/t Real Clear Politics

Dr. Obama - I'll Be the Judge of Who Lives and Who Doesn't

I knew I'd seen this all play out before. Obama's philsophy is straight from Kurt Vonnegut's short story, "Welcome to the Monkey House".

Why So Sensitive Barack?

The President of the United States, not some zit-faced 8th grader, feels it necessary to defend his wearing of mom jeans. For those of you who may not have seen it, here's Barack and his sissy pitch at the all-star game last week (compared to Bush after 9/11).

And here's Barack defending his choice of mom jeans:

President Barack Obama acknowledges "I'm a little frumpy," and says he's not worried about it.

Asked in an NBC "Today" show interview about the well-worn bluejeans he wore to the pitcher's mound to throw out the first pitch in last week's major league baseball All-Star game, Obama said, "I hate to shop."

He said that up until two years ago, he had only four suits and said "those jeans are comfortable." He said he would leave it up to first lady Michelle to set the fashion pace at the White House, saying: "Here's my attitude: Michelle, she looks fabulous. ... For people who want a president to look great in tight jeans, I'm sorry."

Dude. Lose the Gloria Vanderbilts.

Video: Missouri Congressman Laughed At After Presenting Obama Healthcare Plan

This short spot contains some humorous moments from Monday's healthcare forum with Russ Carnahan. It concludes with TheBlackSphere.net--Kevin Jackson--asking: "If it's so good why doesn't Congress have to be on it?"



Be sure to click the Obamacare ad above. Full of information the media doesn't want you to know.

That Isn't Steak Sauce

A German tourist is served a tampon with his steak at the famous Waldorf Astoria in New York City. Welcome to America, I guess.

Jimmy Carter Say What?

Jimmy Carter is leaving the Southern Baptist Church. That's fine, it's his call. It's the reason he's leaving the church that is, well, just oh so Jimmy Carter.

After more than 60 years together, Jimmy Carter has announced himself at odds with the Southern Baptist Church -- and he's decided it's time they go their separate ways. Via Feministing, the former president called the decision "unavoidable" after church leaders prohibited women from being ordained and insisted women be "subservient to their husbands." Said Carter in an essay in The Age:

At its most repugnant, the belief that women must be subjugated to the wishes of men excuses slavery, violence, forced prostitution, genital mutilation and national laws that omit rape as a crime. But it also costs many millions of girls and women control over their own bodies and lives, and continues to deny them fair access to education, health, employment and influence within their own communities.

Is he serious? Jimmy Carter? Appalled by the subjugation of women? The champion of Hamas? The man who never met a Muslim whose his ass he wouldn't kiss? It's time he not be let out in public. Actually, it's way past time.

Not So Sure - Health Care Reform

Two not so great actors debate health care reform.

Scholar My Ass

Police responding to a call about "two black males" breaking into a home near Harvard University ended up arresting the man who lives there — Henry Louis Gates Jr., the nation's PRE-EMINENT black scholar. <-- Aint dem some fancy words.

Gates had forced his way through the front door because it was jammed, his lawyer said. Colleagues call the arrest last Thursday afternoon a clear case of racial profiling.

Cambridge police say they responded to the home after a woman reported seeing "two black males with backpacks on the porch," with one "wedging his shoulder into the door as if he was trying to force entry."

By the time police arrived, Gates was already inside. Police say he refused to come outside to speak with an officer, who told him he was investigating a report of a break-in. <--- STOP RIGHT HERE. Get your ass outside and show some respect for authority and there is no story. But Nah, the PRE-EMINENT Professor can't be bothered with common sense.

"Why, because I'm a black man in America?" Gates said, according to a police report written by Sgt. James Crowley. The Cambridge police refused to comment on the arrest Monday. Nah bra, you just a dumbass in America.

Gates — the director of Harvard's W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research — initially refused to show the officer his identification, but then gave him a Harvard University ID card, according to police.

"Gates continued to yell at me, accusing me of racial bias and continued to tell me that I had not heard the last of him," the officer wrote.

Is this the best we can do? $80k a year to send your kid to be taught by this racist mofo? You get what you deserve.

Obama: African-Americans are More American

Yes. That's just about what he said. Well, Obama is a descendant of slave owners. Maybe this is his way of justifying that.

Health Care for Illegal Immigrants

Here's your hope and change.

On Friday, Democrats moved one step closer to giving free health insurance to the nation’s estimated 12 million illegal aliens when they successfully defeated a Republican-backed amendment, offered by Rep. Dean Heller, R-Nev., that would have prevented illegal aliens from receiving government-subsidized health care under the proposed plan backed by House Democrats and President Barack Obama.

The House Ways and Means Committee nixed the Heller amendment by a 26-to-15 vote along straight party lines, and followed this action by passing the 1,018-page bill early Friday morning by a 23-to-18 margin, with three Democrats voting against the plan.

The Democratic plan will embrace Obama’s vision of bringing free government medical care to more than 45 million uninsured people in America – a significant portion of whom are illegal aliens.

Executive Order 13489 - Obama Bans Access to His Records on First Day in Office

Most transparent administration ever!!!

The short story on this is Obama overturned all provisions in the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) that allows for public inquiry and retrieval of the President's personal records for purposes of vetting after taking office.

FOIA was amended by George W. Bush late in is Presidency to include public inquiry and retrieval of the President's personal records, as if knowing Obama may not be qualified, thus giving the public access to his records after taking office.

From the Executive Order text:

Upon receipt of a notice of intent to disclose Presidential records, the Attorney General (directly or through the Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Counsel) and the Counsel to the President shall review as they deem appropriate the records covered by the notice and consult with each other, the Archivist, and such other executive agencies as they deem appropriate concerning whether invocation of executive privilege is justified.

(b) The Attorney General and the Counsel to the President, in the exercise

of their discretion and after appropriate review and consultation under subsection

(a) of this section, may jointly determine that invocation of executive

privilege is not justified. The Archivist shall be notified promptly of any

such determination.

What this says, is that only the Attorney General and Council to the President, are able to review records' requests and determine if they can be made public or not (what they deem appropriate).

Did you know Eric Holder is a personal close-friend of Obama's? Eric Holder was even on his campaign when usurping for Presidency. Eric has stated himself that he shares Obama's same views on the "World" and "Race".

The truth is out there. Just don't expect help from Obama when looking for it.

Woman Creates Obama Dolls

So, are these for sticking needles in or something?

Marian Fluet, 94, has been sewing for decades.

Throughout her life, she has hand-sewn hundreds of baby dolls, dozens of fabric folk – including a uniformed Red Sox fan – and tons of teddy bears.

But the presidential inauguration inspired a unique project for Fluet: lifelike Barack and Michelle Obama dolls.

Day by day, from February to June, Fluet has crafted the president and first lady. With artificial fur hair and ears stitched to scale, Barack stands at 32 inches. Michelle, at his side, measures at 28 inches and sports a black wig.

With hand-sewn smiles and patent-leather shoes, Fluet's patriotic pair is as flashy as the real thing.

The president doll wears a navy blue suit complete with matching tie and bejeweled flag pin. His wife dons a forest green floral dress embellished with a gold necklace and pearl bracelet.

The Obamas are completely made with cloth and stuffed with polyester.

Made of cloth and stuffed with polyester? Hey, just like the real thing.

Recovery.gov

This is what the boy genius came up with. "Smartest president ever!"

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $2,531,600 FOR 'HAM, WATER ADDED, COOKED, FROZEN, SLICED, 2-LB'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,191,200 FOR '2 POUND FROZEN HAM SLICED'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $351,807 FOR 'REPLACE AND UPGRADE THE DUMBWAITER'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,562,568 FOR 'MOZZARELLA CHEESE'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $5,708,260 FOR 'PROCESS CHEESE'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $16,784,272 FOR 'CANNED PORK'...


RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $1,444,100 FOR 'REPAIR DOOR BLDG 5112'...

RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $541,119 FOR 'INSTALL TRAFFIC SIGNAL'...

Just Saw An HBO Special On Ted Williams

The one and only. Course I had an Eephus/palm/double jointed dropball that has never been replicated before or since.

Harry Alford on Barbara Boxer: "She Assumed That I'm Going to be Some Ignorant Little Jigaboo"

He's right. That is exactly what she assumed.

Harry Alford goes there on John Ziegler's radio show today. Alford blasts Barbara Boxer for the way she treated him during a Senate committee hearing, calling her a racist and accusing her of treating him "like an ignorant jigaboo up there."

Alford is pointing out the difference between overt racism and the paternalistic brand of liberal racism.

Obama Adminstration Wants to Pay the Bill for China's Pollution

The deliberate destruction of the American economy by the Obama administration continues.

To address the serious threat of global warming, Americans should be required to "pay" for the carbon content of goods they consume from countries around the world, a top U.S. official said on Friday.

"It's important that those who consume the products being made all around the world to the benefit of America -- and it's our own consumption activity that's causing the emission of greenhouse gases, then quite frankly Americans need to pay for that," Commerce Secretary Gary Locke told the American Chamber of Commerce in Shanghai.

Sure. We can do that. If China is required to pay for its human rights violations. Is that proposal on the table?

Taliban Gets a Message from the Marines

I can only hope that the rules of engagement are such that the Marines are allowed to carry out their mission.

At least two Afghan villages have been blanketed with leaflets warning that if an American soldier kidnapped by the Taliban two weeks ago isn't freed, "you will be targeted."[...]

Military spokeswoman Capt. Elizabeth Mathias confirmed that the leaflets were produced at Bagram Air Base, the primary U.S. installation in Afghanistan, and distributed in the region. She told CBS News correspondent Mandy Clark, however, that they were distributed by hand, not aircraft.

The papers show on one side an image of a soldier with his head bowed so that his face is not visible (above). A message in the local Pashtun language over the image says, "If you do not free the American soldier, then…"

On the other side, an image shows Western troops breaking into a house. The rest of the message is printed across the photo: "…you will be targeted".

According to the military, the translation of the last word in the sentence is "hunted," not targeted.

Obama vs. Obama

President Obama changes course on the stimulus. Where are the jobs? House Republicans offer a real plan to create jobs and get our economy moving again.

A Sea Kitten Update

No word if Right-Wing Sea Kittens are allowed. On a tip from Moonbattery:

PETA sent a letter to California State Parks Director Ruth Coleman on Wednesday offering to pay to keep Pescadero State Beach open, but only if it is renamed Sea Kitten State Beach.

The term "sea kitten" is an effort to evoke the same sympathy for fish that people feel for cats and dogs, according to PETA Manager of Campaigns Lindsay Rajt.

"Pescadero means 'the place to fish,' so we thought by renaming it 'Sea Kitten State Beach' we could make it the place for fish instead of fishing," she said.

"My Name's Joe Biden"

Just a heartbeat away from being President. Just a heartbeat away.

It's Friday!

Please drink responsibly.

Or at least record it, if not.

A Break From The Madness

Two things I like. Fast women and Johnson City, Tennessee, spell check that you educated ones, I don't think it's right.

Barack Obama Needs to Lose the Mom Jeans

Barack Omama Jeans

Health Rations and You

Video: Barbara Boxer Gets Ripped for Racial Condescension

Every once in a while, one of these white guilt liberals runs into someone who isn't afraid to call their paternalistic racism exactly what it is. And the result is always the same. A complete meltdown. Via Hot Air:

Red meat by the slab, folks! Barbara Boxer wound up getting reamed by Harry Alford, the chair of the National Black Chamber of Commerce, after attempting to challenge his testimony on energy policy. When Boxer started waving position papers from the NAACP and the 100 Black Men of Atlanta, Alford called it a “condescending” attack and complained about Boxer’s focus on black people rather than science:

Michelle Obama Has 22 Attendants

All paid for by you. From examiner.com.

Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama is the First Lady of the United States (FLOTUS), by virtue of the fact that she is married to the President of the United States (POTUS). This is not an elected position, of course, and she does not receive a government salary, since she does not perform any official duties. Nevertheless, she finds it necessary to employ (at taxpayer expense) at least 22 staffers to serve her; not including the myriad cooks, butlers, gardeners, chauffeurs, and other functionaries needed to operate the Executive Mansion. Nor does this number include the large (but classified) number of security personnel detailed to protect her and her children.

Writing in the Canada Free Press, Dr. Paul L. Williams observes that Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary: “How things have changed! If you’re one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Miz Michele are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by John Q. Public.”

Dr. Williams makes ironic mention of the now-famous quotation from Mrs. Obama: “In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much. See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service.“ He then lists the “assorted lackeys:”

1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (CHIEF OF STAFF)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (DEPUTY ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
5. Winter, Melissa E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (DIRECTOR AND PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND ADVANCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
11. Reinstein, Joseph B. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND EVENTS COORDINATOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF ADVANCE AND TRIP DIRECTOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)
14. Lewis, Dana M. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT AND PERSONAL AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT FOR SCHEDULING AND TRAVELING AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)
18. Tubman, Samantha (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR,SOCIAL OFFICE)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (STAFF ASSISTANT TO THE SOCIAL SECRETARY)
21. Bookey, Natalie (STAFF ASSISTANT)
22. Jackson, Deilia A. (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)

22 attendants and she's still getting children to work her garden for free.