Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wartime Presidents


Friday, July 30, 2010

Friday Night! Stones!!!! This Girl!!!!

I love you all.


Obama on The View

Before there was Jersey Shore...There was the Juicy Fruit Gang

Hats off to Ali Blah Blah for finding this.  It never gets old.






Southern Culture # 11

The portable deep fat fryer...

Who You Calling Mongrel?

Some commentary about Obama's "mongrel" statement on the view.

Friday

Live! It only comes around once a week.


Thursday, July 29, 2010

What The F Are We Doing Over There

Looks like we're in danger of losing two wars at the same time. Where the frick is Reagan when you need him.

Schwarzenegger could get the job done but we know that isn't going to happen cause he has a birth certificate. And General Schwarzkopf is retired. Where are the Schwarz's when you need them.

Anyway I stole the following comment from a message board.


No, We shouldn't 'just nuke the country'. What we SHOULD do is pull all of our troops out, wall them in, let them kill each other off and at the first sign they are attempting to export their filth to the rest of the world or attempt to subjugate peaceful countries in the middle east, THEN we should nuke them>

As to Thomas' saying there were no WMDs in Iraq, I do disagree. I was there, I saw them, I know that it would have taken very little to get them operational. We still search for them. Squadrons of aircraft were buried in the desert under protective tarps waiting for reactivation. Some have been found.

As a boy of ten, my father was stationed in Tripoli, Libya. He, my twelve year old blonde sister, mother and myself were accosted by a muslim shepard who was livid when my father laughed at him. He pulled his knife and attacked my dad. Seems he took offense at my dad finding it humorous that this ignorant savage wanted to trade his perfectly good camel calf for my twelve year old sister. After all, this was a perfectly healthy calf and my sister was just a 'girl child'. Dad broke the mans arm and left leg and kept the knife. We were flown out of the country that afternoon.

Go figure. BTW, I'm 61 now.


So All I got to say is "Right On" old man, your dad was a man.

Also, since coming off vacation I can't get this song out of my head.

This Advertisement is Not Fake

Government subsidizes cell phones.  It's better than free cheese.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Obama's new Green Energy Czar

Showin' the way here at a press conference.

That's right. In the near future, monkey's will run on their own piss.




Soon after he spit all the piss into the tank of a small car and drove to Dairy Queen for a banana split.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Should We Welcome a Hispanic Boycott?

Oh snap!

Perplexing

One of my favorite bands keeps daring me to be an ex-fan with their political bullsh*t. The Drive By Truckers are easily one of the best bands to emerge in the last 10 years. They have it all. They can rock hard, do a three hanky ballad and write some of the most interesting lyrics I've ever heard. Since the last general election I've seen the standard lock-step liberal drivel coming from these guys and it's disheartening. The disappointing thing is these guys are supposed to be different. Punk almost. Why the typical liberal group think? "Hey this is for the Obama administration! Yay!" You know what would be daring, or "punk"? Challenging the status quo of left wing ideology. Liberalism is the new establishment. It has been for years in our tv shows, movies, corporations and yes music. Our culture is drenched in it. Why not fight this new establishment? When is the last time you saw some dude at the Grammy's get up and rant about high taxes? You wanna be "punk" and in people's faces? Show some true balls and throw a tirade over the government taking our money for programs that show no progress or hope of achieving the stated goal. Rant about illegal immigration syphoning precious dollars from our health care system. Things like that. Then I'd think you are a truly independent thinker.


I know this is just a small example but it starting to feel like the final straw. I could dig up some interviews of Patterson Hood that are worse but it just makes me ill. Dude still sings the line about Reagan being in the white house with double digit unemployment when he's got a president right in front of him doing the same thing. But no. Can't touch Obama. That might be daring.



By the way, where is Patterson in this video? Did he stay back at the white house to kiss Obama's ass?

Monday, July 26, 2010

Clinton: "I Have Tasted the Mangoes...And They are Vey Nice"

Is this "smart power"?  

When US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton offered Islamabad help last week in exporting mangoes to the US in a bid to dampen anti-American sentiment, it marked the latest chapter in the fruit’s curious history of diplomacy and intrigue.

“I have personally vouched for Pakistani mangoes, which are delicious, and I’m looking forward to seeing Americans be able to enjoy those in the coming months,” Clinton said during her visit to Islamabad last week. The prominence of mangoes in South Asian diplomacy should come as no surprise since scientists believe the sweet and fleshy orange fruit originated in the region before Buddhist monks and Persian traders introduced the plant to other areas of the world.
George Bush did the same thing a few years ago with India. Only he got them to allow the import of Harley-Davidsons to India in return. Plus, the Indian government is not actively participating in the killing of our soldiers. Really...smart power?

The Email I Received Yesterday...

Yesterday I received an email criticizing my journalistic integrity.  Specifically, criticizing the running of a particular story that has not been completely confirmed.  To which I respond in public, to the sender of that email, and to anyone else that might be reading:

I am not a journalist.  I am a clown.  Or at best, an angry clown.  So shut the hell up.

Are we clear on this?

On Kevin's First Day of Public School...

I have no earthly idea what's going on here.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Report: Texas Ranches Seized by Mexican Drug Cartel

If true, this would be nothing short of an invasion of American soil.  News blackouts are also reported.

The bloodbath continues along our southern border and now word is coming in that Los Zetas, the highly trained killers formerly with the Gulf Cartel, have crossed into the United States and taken over at least two ranches in the Laredo, Texas area. I am receiving word that the owners of the ranches have evacuated without being harmed. The source is law enforcement in the area. (Update 2 story is now 100% confirmed by second source within the Laredo Police Department)
Founder of the San Diego Minutemen Jeff Schwilk tipped me off to this story and passes along the following information on the location. The ranches are said to be "near Mines Rd. and Minerales Annex Rd about 10 miles NW of I-35".
More...
The U.S. Consulate in Nuevo Laredo had posted warnings on its website hours before the gunfire was reported by Texas citizens, “We have received credible reports of widespread violence occurring now between narcotics-trafficking organizations and the Mexican army in Nuevo Laredo.” The U.S. Consulate went on to say, “The consulate confirmed that fragmentation grenades were used in the attacks and that suspected drug-gang members had blocked several roads, adding that it advised ‘all U.S. citizens in Nuevo Laredo to remain indoors until the security situation improves.’”
DBPK found this report from 2005.
The U.S. Justice Department is warning local police in Arizona and California a group of rogue Mexican military commandos may be headed this way. They're thought to be setting up new drug smuggling routes and it could bring new violence to the border area. They are elite "special forces" of the Mexican military trained in the U.S. at the School of the Americas at Fort Benning, Georgia and sent to "wipe out" one of the most powerful Mexican drug cartels. But these soldiers deserted and became the muscle for the very cartel they were supposed to destroy. According to this Department of Justice "Intelligence Bulletin" obtained by the 5i-Team, these rogue commandos now known as "Los Zetas" may be heading our way.
This more complete report from The Examiner:
In what could be deemed an act of war against the sovereign borders of the United States, Mexican drug cartels have seized control of at least two American ranches inside the U.S. territory near Laredo, Texas.
Two sources inside the Laredo Police Department confirmed the incident is unfolding and they would continue to coordinate with U.S. Border Patrol today. “We consider this an act of war,” said one police officer on the ground near the scene.
There is a news blackout of this incident at this time and the sources inside Laredo PD spoke on the condition of anonymity.
Word broke late last night that Laredo police have requested help from the federal government regarding the incursion by the Los Zetas. It appears that the ranch owners have escaped without incident but their ranches remain in the hands of the blood thirsty cartels. Laredo Border Patrol is conducting aerial surveillance over the ranches to determine the best way to regain control of the U.S. ranches, according to the Laredo Police department.
The approximate location of the U.S. ranches are10 miles northwest of I-35 off Mines Road and Minerales Annex Road. Just off 1472 (Mines road) near Santa Isabel Creek north of the city of Laredo, Texas. The Los Zetas drug cartel is an offshoot of the elite Mexican military trained in special ops. The mercenary organization is said to include members of corrupt Mexican Federales, politicians as well as drug traffickers. The group was once part of the Gulf cartel, but has since splintered and now directly competes with the Gulf cartel for premium drug smuggling routes in the Texas region. The new leader of Los Zetas is Heriberto “El Lazca” Lazcano and is considered the most violent paramilitary group in Mexico by the DEA.
Recently the drug organization has kidnapped tourists, infiltrated local municipalities and continues to smuggle narcotics into a very hungry U.S. market. The hostile takeover of the ranches has met with silence with local and national media; however sources say they could be waiting to report the stories once the ranches are back in U.S. control. This journalist questions if this was a Middle Eastern terrorist attack if the media would sit on their hands.

Friday, July 23, 2010

The Humanitarian Crisis in Gaza

Things are absolutely horrible there.




I have an ueber liberal friend who once told me that all the Gazans needed were nicer amenities, better living facilities. And suggested that the US and Israel build them condos, and that would make them calm down. He actually said that. I reckon dude never went to Cabrini-Green.

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Genie in a Basement

This would be even more funny if it were not so tragic.

A Saudi man has been chained in a basement apartment for more than six years because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie. 'When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white,' said the father of the 29-year-old man who has been identified only as Turki. 'Then the voice of a woman can be heard coming from him.'
When Turki first began behaving bizarrely, his father took him to local Muslim clerics to recite the Koran over him. 'But most of them became scared when they heard the female voice telling them that she was a royal jinn (genie) and that no-one can exorcise her unless Turki dies,' his father said. One cleric advised him to shackle his son’s arms and legs in chains and read the Koran to him.

What's He Thinking?

A North Korean soldier looks in through the window of the T2 building as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Secretary of Defense Robert M. Gates tour the Demilitarized Zone in Korea on July 21, 2010. DoD photo by Cherie Cullen.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Free Iphone

No...Not really...I just need the hits and love watching the search engine results go wild with moochers and poor people.

So...no free phone...But I give you this...It's free...and much cooler.



Hard to believe that this was Tina Turner in high school.

ACORN Storms Missouri Bank

These days, I often find myself thinking about moving to another country. 




She's a Strong Black Woman

Shut the hell up you gigantic retard!

State elections officials Wednesday narrowly rejected a Milwaukee Assembly candidate's attempt to run with the slogan "NOT the 'whiteman's bitch' " under her name on the ballot.

Ieshuh Griffin, an independent candidate with a history of feuds with local officials, said in response she would sue the state Government Accountability Board for infringing on her freedom of speech.

She is running to replace retiring Rep. Annette "Polly" Williams (D-Milwaukee).

"I'm not making a derogatory statement toward an ethnic group. I'm stating what I'm not," Griffin told board members. "It's my constitutional right to freedom of speech."


Okay. We get it LeFreakwa. You is a strong black sista.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

It Just Occurred to Me...

how much electronic football sucked. 


Yet it survives in my Mom's basement.  But my Evel Knievel?  Missing in action.

How My Liberal Friend Responded

Fed up with the prolific overuse of the race card, I asked my liberal friend to do me a favor.  I asked him to write down what issues and people I could be critical of without being called a racist or a bigot.  I figured that by requiring this information beforehand, it would make it impossible for him to later come back and call me a racist if I choose to criticize a liberal policy and God forbid, a liberal policy advanced by a minority.

Without hesitation, he wrote down on a post-it note the following:

"George Bush, for everything"

When Photoshop Goes Wrong - Man Gets Additional Prison Time for Photoshop Scam

Dumbass...

A career fraudster was sent to the slammer for nearly 24 years after giving a White Plains federal judge phony photos of himself doing charity work at hospitals and schools in a bumbling bid for leniency.

Daryl Simon's bald-faced move included sticking a picture of himself into a shot with a physical-therapy patient, then flipping the image and placing it next to a teen student.

"Evidence that his image was inserted and flipped can be seen by examining the single detail on his shirt above his fingers -- that detail appears on the left side of the shirt in the top photograph, and on the right side of the shirt in the bottom photograph," prosecutors wrote.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Documents Show Media Plotted to Protect Obama

In a sane world, once upon a time in America, this would be an absolute bombshell.  In this world, however, we will be fortunate if 10 people learn of this story.  If you don't read anything else today, read this.  

In one instance, Spencer Ackerman of the Washington Independent urged his colleagues to deflect attention from Obama’s relationship with Wright by changing the subject. Pick one of Obama’s conservative critics, Ackerman wrote, “Fred Barnes, Karl Rove, who cares — and call them racists.”

Michael Tomasky, a writer for the Guardian, also tried to rally his fellow members of Journolist: “Listen folks–in my opinion, we all have to do what we can to kill ABC and this idiocy in whatever venues we have. This isn’t about defending Obama. This is about how the [mainstream media] kills any chance of discourse that actually serves the people.”

Obama Redistributes Americans' Wealth...to Pakistanis

Do you suppose we'll get a thank you card from POK-E-STAN?  This is bullshit of a magnitude I can hardly tolerate.  Time, place and purpose.  All wrong.  Have I ever mentioned we're screwed?

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is allocating $500 million in aid to Pakistan and is working to gain funding to pay-off Taliban fighters to lure them away from the battlefield.
Smart power!

Video: The Racist "Tan Klan" Invades Anti-Illegal Immigration Rally

"Racist "Brown Berets" invade a peaceful, pro-Arizona crowd rallying in front of the All-Star Game in Anaheim, July 13, 2010. Modeled after the Black Panthers, the Brown Berets (nicknamed the "Tan Klan" because of their virulently racist views) want a "racially pure Aztlan" with all White Europeans and Jews forcibly removed. They are pro-Islamic terrorism and have called Osama Bin Laden the "Muslim Pancho Villa". Imagine if a handful of white Tea party folks walked into a pro-illegal rally and said similar things - it would make every national news broadcast for days on end. But of course, unlike the NAACP slander claims - the Tea Party does not stand for racism. But watch as the "Tan Klan" gets a pass for their hate by the media once again."

 

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time - Would You Like Sugar with Your Civet Cat Dookie Coffee?

The best part of waking up, is civet cat shit in your cup...

Indonesia's top Islamic body declared Tuesday that Muslims can drink civet coffee—the world's most expensive coffee, which is extracted from the dung of civet cats.

Kopi Luwak, which takes it name from the Indonesian word for civets, is made from hard beans that have been eaten by the nocturnal critters and then fermented in their stomachs before being pooped out and roasted. Civet cats are mongoose-like animals.

It's highly prized for its smooth flavor and bitterless aftertaste, sometimes fetching well over $200 a pound ($440 per kilogram) online.

Hyphenated Americans

Except for rare instances involving extreme medical complications or rape, I completely object to the practice of hyphenation.  And that goes for abortion too.  That is all on this subject at this time. 

Monday, July 19, 2010

So You Think Your Wife's a Bad Cook?

Imagine how bad this man's dinner must have been to cause him to react as he did. This video is from 1930. Super-freak!


 

Tea Party Barbie


h/t Blonde Sagacity

Obama Eats White Ice Cream at Black Power Ice Cream Shop

I know the headline reads funny.  But damnit, that's what really happened.



Video Proof of How the NAACP Awards Racism

These two videos provide proof of the racist core of the NAACP. Check them out here at Big Government.

Taxpayer Money Used to Buy Illegal Alien a Penis Pump

Ahhh...Minnesota:

A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in governmental medical assistance, including surgery for an inflatable penis pump.

In response to heightened concern about illegal immigration since a gang-related stabbing in Shakopee, Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto has been tallying known costs to taxpayers and gave this example.
“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told county commissioners on Tuesday. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”

How to Create a Mass Murderer

Don't you just know how this is going to end?


h/t IOTW

Doug Ross Has a Good Point

He does.  Seriously.  Check it out here. 

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sports in 1911

I thought this would be interesting.  Sports in 1911:

Football


Baseball


Basketball


Saturday, July 17, 2010

If You Have Kids, Maybe You Want to Show Them This

Gladys Knight and the Pips.  As opposed to Lady Gaga and all the other auto tune artists out there without an ounce of originality.  I'm so thankful to have grown up with this stuff.


In Lubbock, Texas

A farmer sent this message...by using his plow


Border Invasion: Hidden Cameras in the Arizona Desert

"Hidden Cameras on the Arizona Border 2: Drugs, Guns, and 850 Illegal Aliens" is the Center for Immigration Studies' second web-based film on the impact of illegal alien activity in Arizona. The Center's first video on the subject, "Hidden Cameras on the Arizona Border: Coyotes, Bears, and Trails," has received over 50,000 views to date. This new 10-minute mini-documentary raises the bar, featuring footage of both illegal-alien entry as well as gun- and drug-smuggling. At minimum, the inescapable conclusion is that hidden cameras reveal a reality that illegal-alien activity is escalating.

Great Grandson of Alexander Graham Bell Busted as a Spy for Cuba

The black sheep of the family.

The 73-year-old great grandson of Alexander Graham Bell was sentenced Friday to life in prison without parole for quietly spying for Cuba for nearly a third of a century from inside the State Department. His wife was sentenced to 5 1/2 years.

Retired intelligence analyst Kendall Myers said he meant his country no harm and stole secrets only to help Cuba's people who "have good reason to feel threatened" by U.S. intentions of ousting the communist Castro government.

Justice Department prosecutor Michael Harvey said the couple received medals from Cuban intelligence and were flown to the island nation for a visit with Fidel Castro in 1995. They pleaded guilty last November.

In a sentencing memo to the judge, prosecutors said Myers, a descendant of Bell, the inventor of the first practical telephone, was a child of wealth and privilege, attended a private boarding school in Pennsylvania and Brown University and obtained a doctorate from Johns Hopkins University. "Kendall Myers could have been anything he wanted to be," they wrote. "He chose to be a Cuban spy."

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit

This is a real product. On sale now.


Friday, July 16, 2010

Video: Taliban Training Monkeys for Combat

Is the Taliban training monkeys for combat? Or is this just a new dating service?

According to this Chinese media story, monkeys can now operate the Kalashnikov, Bren light machine gun, and have the ability to identify and attack U.S. soldiers based on the appearance of their uniforms. The story ends by saying, "A senior U.S. military source confirmed the existence of the Taliban monkey soldiers, military experts call armed monkeys 'monkey terrorists.'"
This is a Chinese report, so you'll most likely have no idea what they're saying.  But you don't need to understand.   The images and animations are priceless.

Because it's Friday and Because I Live to Make You Laugh

What happens when kids don't take their ritalin?


Keith Olbermann the Most Despised Person at MSNBC

This is just hilarious.  Off the chart hilarious.  From Newsbusters:

TUCKER CARLSON, DAILY CALLER: The opportunity to acquire KeithOlbermann.com arose and we felt it was a market niche which we could enter and dominate and it would be a public service so we did it. Plus it's amusing as hell. [...]

I've heard a lot from MSNBC, from friends of mine who work there who despise Keith. I've always had kind of a soft spot for Keith because I feel sorry for him because of his various phobias. He won't drive a car. He's obviously a sad guy, in elastic-band jeans...

A lot of people there, as you well know, since you've reported on it for years, really hate Keith Olbermann because he's cruel to people who work for him. A lot of those people have emailed me with joy, jubilation in their voices, in their email. Letters of congratulations, just thank you for doing this finally...

He's despised at MSNBC...I'm not saying every person at MSNBC despises him but I would say he's the most disliked person in the building by a factor of 10, and I would dare anybody who's worked there to look me right in the eye and deny that...I don't have any malice toward Olbermann. I feel sorry for him.
I don't know who Olbermann thinks he is crying about The Daily Caller buying a website domain with his name in it. The site Olbermann.org has been using "The Big Feed" on their website for over a year. Should I sue?

Computers are Racist

So says Rakim...from Oakland.



Sometimes it's Best to Not Call the Police


If you're not familiar with what Farmville is...


Cracker Baby...Something Stinks

Does the Military Really Need a Flying Car?

I guess I could see the use for this thing on a very small level.  But I'm one of those that think that rotary aircraft in the military are too prevalent as it is.  DARPA sent out the call for a flying car, this was the answer.



Punk Pioneers

The Turds of Misery


h/t Giant Girls

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sheila Jackson Lee..."Today there are Two Vietnams"

And she didn't just misspeak. She really thinks that. Listen to her babble on and on about it. My God. And to think that between her and those who voted for her, she's the smart one.

Michelle Obama...Classless in the Gulf

Some kind of Chaka fashion. From Moonbattery:

Look what the Bitter Half chose to wear to a northwest Florida beach menaced by the oil spill her husband's regime exacerbated by blocking those who tried to clean it up.

I Can Has Footlong Cheezburger?

The latest from Hardee's / Carl's Jr.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

What to Do on a Date

I like to help those I can. So I offer this video. Get back with me and let me know if it helped.


Setting the Record Straight on Obama and NASA's Policy Towards Islam

Barack Hussein Obama is a dangerous man.  Ask yourself, can he be this stupid?  It's not possible.  So then, what is he up to?  Preaching to the choir I know...read this at Gateway Pundit.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Do You Speak French?

I found this at Notoriously Conservative.  It made me laugh.


Alvin Greene Starts His Ad Blitz

Alvin Greene is the Democrats' nominee in the 2010 United States Senate election in South Carolina.  Greene faces incumbent Republican Senator Jim DeMint in the general election.  Greene won the Democratic primary race against candidate Vic Rawl with 59% of the vote, despite very limited campaigning and campaign spending, no website, and no yard signs.

Well...He's taking it up a notch.

Catfight!

Megyn Kelly hammers left-wing pundit Kirsten Powers over the Black Panther voter intimidation case.


Al Gore - Sexual Deviant

More news concerning "the whoreacle".

But that was always a caricature; Gore was also sarcastic, droll, and fully capable of playing hard ball. A journalistic colleague I had no reason to doubt told anyone who would listen that Vice President Al Gore had tried to stick his tongue down her throat out of nowhere at a New Year's Eve party in the mid-'90s, when all she'd been expecting was a friendly peck.
Read more here.

Southern Culture #10

Cheerwine + Krispy Kreme = Krazy Delicious.

Obama Makes it a Felony to Report on the Oil Spill

A funny thing happened on the way to freedom...Tyranny! Read this report at RedState.

How Obama Stole the Election from Hillary

If a tree falls, and no one is around...yeah...Okay...Does anyone even go to the forest anymore?


Mexican Drug Culture Gone Wild - Gunfire Erupts at Baseball Game

But hey, no worries that the Mexican drug culture could make its way to America. We do such a great job of making sure we know exactly who is coming to our country.

The Mexican baseball league has been forced to suspend a game in progress because of gunfire at a stadium.
The game between the Broncos at their home stadium in Reynosa and the Monterrey Sultans was suddenly interrupted when gunshots were heard.
Witnesses said the baseball players ran for cover and dived into their dugouts. Panic spread through the crowd of spectators after a group of unknown gunmen exchanged fire on Sunday. Baseball officials then took the decision to stop the game.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Struttin' that Ass - A Problem with Bill Clinton

I have no idea what this man is talking about, but he seems to have a problem with ass struttin' and Bill Clinton.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

How to Throw a Great Party

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Rahm Emanuel is a Prick

What class we have in the White House.  These people are running your lives.  How do you feel about that?

In a profile, the New York Times detailed Issa's claim that Emanuel gave him the middle finger:
As a sign of the pride Representative Darrell Issa takes in annoying the Obama administration, consider his account of a recent exchange with Rahm Emanuel, a former congressman and now the White House chief of staff. In describing the episode — a chance encounter outside the House gym — Mr. Issa smirked and raised his middle finger.


“That’s the only thing Rahm did when he saw me,” Mr. Issa, a California Republican, boasted in an interview in his House office. He waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy before folding it into a nub (to mimic Mr. Emanuel, who lost part of his finger in a long-ago meat-cutting accident).






Housing Project Hope and Changelings Ambush Fire Fighters with Bottle Rockets

The rules of engagment need to be changed ASAP. Fire at will!

First responders from the Alton Fire Department and five officers from the Alton Police Department were attacked by a crowd of several hundred people in the Oakwood Housing Complex who shot large bottle rockets at them. The incidents occurred late Sunday and early Monday in the 700 and 800 blocks of Oakwood. "I'm so angry," said Alton Police Chief David Hayes. "This type of conduct is not supposed to happen in civil society.
This was obviously intended to be entertainment for the crowd." Hayes added that the crowd's actions were "despicable and turn my stomach." The confrontations began at 10:20 p.m. and within the 40 minutes it took to resolve the first incident, police were attacked three times.
It started when a firetruck was dispatched to extinguish a Dumpster fire in the 700 block of Oakwood and was immediately attacked by the crowd shooting and throwing fireworks at them. According to two police reports, Patrolman First Class Walter Wetzstein and several other officers already were on their way to the scene because of the "large amounts of fireworks being set off at that location." Both reports stated that in the past, fires have been set to "lure the fire department out so they could be attacked by fireworks." When officers arrived, they too were attacked "by the mob" with bottle rockets thrown from behind buildings.
Police responded with pepper-ball guns and at one point pursued attackers in an attempt to restore order. Officers left when firefighters were able to extinguish the Dumpster fire but quickly returned to the housing complex because of reports of people shot or injured in the 800 block of Oakwood. Police did not find anyone injured but again were attacked by fireworks and again deployed pepper-ball guns to prevent attacks.
Officers were attacked a third time in the 700 block of Oakwood when they responded to reports of a truck fire; that turned out to be a box on fire. Officers had to leave when their pepper-ball guns were out of ammunition.
At 12:29 a.m. July 5, police and fire personnel again were dispatched to the Oakwood Housing complex for a Dumpster fire in the 800 block of Oakwood. Officers were attacked with bottle rockets and again deployed pepper-ball guns. When the fire department put out the fire, police requested the Dumpster in the 900 block be soaked down in an attempt to prevent it from being set on fire. Officers left at that time to respond to other calls.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Swim in the Dark...So You Won't Offend the Muslims

It's like Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time turned upside down.

But now council staff have covered 250 windows with dark-tinted film following complaints from Muslim swimmers. But other users say the move has plunged the pool into almost permanent darkness and branded it 'political correctness gone stark-raving mad'.
Pauline Poole, 65, a retired legal secretary from Walsall, said: 'I returned to swimming after having a cataracts operation some months ago and was looking forward to looking out on some lovely trees while swimming. 'What I found was a situation that reminded me of how it felt like before my operation, like looking at a horrible cloudy view. 'If it was done for a minority of people, then why was there no vote on it?'
Retired building surveyor John Ewart, 63, from Walsall, added: 'I cannot believe this council has agreed to something so loony. 'The whole thing smacks of political correctness gone stark raving mad. 'A lot of the people who swim are elderly or retired and they now have to swim in the gloom.'

Sunday, July 4, 2010

It's Like Pulling Rabbits From A Hat

Happy Birthday America!


Friday, July 2, 2010

***Big Feed News Alert***: Speaker Pelosi has Alzheimers!

The evidence:




Our government is being run by people with brain damage. Hug your kids tonight. tell them you love them. It's going to get crazy out there. Like Coo Coo for Coco Puffs crazy.

Parasite (Code Name - POTUS)

You rock now...


 

Friday. Beach. Stones. Hot Asian.

This is gonna get real dirty. Ima not need BP to cause this spill. And aint no one gonna be able to clean it up.

Ali all kinds of crazy today.

Peace be on you.


Thursday, July 1, 2010

A Preemptive Strike on Ali Blah Blah

I thought I'd bust this out before Ali posts another Asian doing a terrible Rolling Stones cover. These guys got some guitar chops. Yeah! Blown Shugal!