Sorry for making y'all read so many words today. Ill make it up to you.
I'll leave you with this and I promise you with not be disappointed. Hang in there until about 1:10, but don't skip forward otherwise you'll lose the unh and the yeeaahh booooy!
I vote for Eli.
This is what's on my menu this weekend, how about you?
Um, yeah.
Words hurt . . . and sometimes kill.
Calling a person “illegal” denies their human dignity.
Even with a CIA memo telling the real story behind the bin Laden operation, Rent-A-President Guts McGutterson continues to spike the football.
What's a Friday without a little humor and music, right? It's not like you are working hard or anything. It's Friday, live a little.
Sometimes I like reading the gossip columns of the UK Guardian. Why? Well, let's just say that life in Mississippi isn't all it's cracked up to be. I find it pleasing to read about the everyday problems of the rich and famous. And occasionally they have great pictures of Katie Holmes without makeup, bad hair and frumpy clothes which thrills me that wacko Scientologist Tom Cruise has to wake up to that face every morning.
Anyway, today I was perusing the sidebar and saw an article about "The Pregnant Man." I've heard of "The Pregnant Man" before, but was never interested enough to follow up and I just assumed it was some other attention hungry fruitcake like Kate Gosselin or the Duggars or some other freakshow of dysfunctional people that I could do without knowing. Paging Chloe Kardashian! Well, I guess it turns out that I am right and also "The Pregnant Man" is actually a woman, vaginally speaking of course.
So, if you want to read an article about how "The Pregnant Man" was beaten and kicked in the crotch by his alcoholic "wife" then go ahead and click on through, but I will warn you in advance, there are other photographs which are greatly disturbing like one of a mustached man thing, sweaty, and knees pulled up around his chin trying to squirt out a baby.
Remember, a photograph once seen cannot be unseen.
And for those of you with weak constitutions or who prefer their women without mustaches, then here is a compilation of photographs of Sherilyn Fenn, who is most certainly 100% woman.
You know, I thought the West coast of the United States was supposed to be a liberal hotbed of progressive thinking and ideals.
Oh wait, it is.
But when two companies offered their chauffeur services at a cut-rate through Groupon in separate months last year, Portland responded each time by assessing fines on every Groupon sold: a total of $635,500 for Towncar.com and $259,500 for Fiesta Limousine. The firms refunded their would-be customers rather than risk going bankrupt.
Referring to President Roosevelt's foreign policy quote about "speaking softly and carrying a big stick," Biden told the crowd that Obama followed a similar path while negotiating with Iran.I miss Barney Frank.
"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you"
These are not the droids you are looking for.
In February, Weich denied the Justice Department’s involvement in another scandal. The Daily Caller learned that the DOJ had failed to arrest and prosecute several indicted financial criminals because of an alleged bribery scheme. Weich said the DOJ had no knowledge of any bribery.
But TheDC’s investigation unearthed allegations that two DOJ prosecutors on a team of more than 25 accepted cash bribes from indicted finance executives in the U.S. Virgin Islands. And USVI Gov. John de Jongh allegedly accepted part of at least $20 million in cash bribes in exchange for favors from his administration. At least five other prosecutors, according to TheDC’s well-placed source in the DOJ, were compromised.
I can't even begin to describe the inherent awesomeness of Chuck Woolery. I know you're thinking "wtf?" and so was I because I had no idea he was on the home team. Watch and learn:
Thanks to The Jawa Report
A quotation:
A good deal of tyranny goes by the name of protection. - Crystal Eastman
"Two years ago, we made history together by finally passing health reform," said Mrs. Obama. "And because we passed this law, insurance companies will now have to cover basic preventive care--things like prenatal care, mammograms, contraception--at no extra cost."[emphasis mine]
Speaking of mathematics, there are equations that could accurately estimate within 1/10,000th of 1% the absolute predictability and mundanity of your life. You sit there in your cubicle, miserable, and absently picking boogers while fantasizing about the leggy brunette in human resources who favors Minnie Driver when you realize that your life will only be complete when you actually get the leggy brunette to notice you and you see Chuck Norris kick the shit out of a grizzly bear.
Going through life ugly is an unfortunate matter and most of us can do nothing to change that. However, going through life ugly and stupid is a a proposition with a 50% chance of improvement.
Others, on the other hand, are so profoundly and deliberately stupid that mathematical formulas have yet to be theorized to represent this scale of ignorance.
Paging Mr. T. . . . .
I don't know what to say about this.
It was either the best time this guy ever had or the worst experience of his life.
You decide.
I can't say that I have completely agreed with everything the Dalai Lama has said over the years, but I totally agree with this.
(insert popping cranium noises)
And also, President Bush would have never done this to such a revered and spiritual man:
I wonder how you say "oh shit" in Chinese because I'd be willing to bet three orders of dog-on-a-stick (hey Obama!) that it is exactly what passed through this young woman's mind on the way down.
Completely unrelated to the fate of the girl above is this girl, who apparently, is as smart as she looks.
From the too little too late files...
Jon Lovitz, an early “Saturday Night Live” cast member, had some harsh words for President Barack Obama over the weekend.
In an interview with “Clerks” director Kevin Smith, Lovitz, a registered Democrat who voted for Obama in 2008, bashed the president for his class warfare rhetoric and the notion that the wealthy don’t pay their fair share in taxes.
“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is fucking bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a fucking asshole,” Lovitz said.
According to police, Owens fussed at some kids playing basketball in the middle of Delmar Drive about 8:30 Saturday night. They say the kids left and a group of adults returned, armed with everything but the kitchen sink.
Police tell News 5 the suspects used chairs, pipes and paint cans to beat Owens.
Owens' sister, Ashley Parker, saw the attack. "It was the scariest thing I have ever witnessed." Parker says 20 people, all African American, attacked her brother on the front porch of his home, using "brass buckles, paint cans and anything they could get their hands on."
Police will only say "multiple people" are involved.
What Parker says happened next could make the fallout from the brutal beating even worse. As the attackers walked away, leaving Owen bleeding on the ground, Parker says one of them said "Now thats justice for Trayvon."Of course, Police won't say the assailants are all black. They'll only say "multiple people" were involved. Using the word "people" loosely.
There is one thing about the press, they never give up on a good story no matter the truth or validity of it. Just ask Dan Rather.
Kim Kardashian may have more curves than Sebring International Raceway but the hamster that spins the wheel in her head must be either the laziest bastard alive or he runs backwards. Someone should end his misery (hers too!) and turn him into a fur coat for a penis.
We Are All George Zimmerman is an essay by Daniel Greenfield about the public tragedy of the Zimmerman/Martin case and I suggest that you read and understand each and every word of it. I have nothing further to comment other than to say that Mr. Greenfield is right. Damn right.
A sample:
The beast that is doing its best to swallow up Zimmerman knows no facts or truths, it has no virtues, only goals. It cares nothing for what he did or did not do. Its only goal is to swallow him whole. It has eyes made of cameras, teeth made of guns, network cables for guts, a mind made of slogans and a nervous system that always needs stimulation. The beast may fail in its task, but it will let out a brief howl and move on to the next victim.
We can never repay the sacrifices that our Armed Forces make everyday on the battlefield.
Godspeed Marine, Godspeed.
In honor of North Korea's failed rocket launch yesterday, which is no surprise considering they can't even grow enough food for themselves, I present you with this video to celebrate with.
I'm sure this is NSFW, because it shows people launching fireworks from their buttholes which is apparently on par with the intelligence of North Korean rocket scientists.
I never knew who Jennifer Lawrence was until I saw her in the independent movie The Burning Plain several weeks ago. It wasn't an outstanding movie, it was pretty dark, a little deviantly twisted and mildly predictable, but enjoyable. What struck me most about her performance was this tangible, just beneath the surface smoldering quality she has, which I suspect is an innate part of her own personal and real self.
Anyway, when I read the other day that she blasted PETA, I knew this girl had a lot more going for her than her sultry looks. God bless you Jennifer, you have achieved permanent greatness in my book. And you know, if you ever want to trade squirrel recipes. . .or phone numbers. . .
What do you think the chances are the Bloomberg has armed security protecting him and his family at all times?
The rest of us? Well, I guess us po' folks just have to be victims.
Just when you say it can't be, it be.
Via ZIP:
“If we find evidence of a potential federal criminal civil rights crime, we will take appropriate action,” Holder added. “And, at every step, the facts and the law will guide us forward,” he added.
"When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic." ~ Dresden James
Ladies and gentlemen, your president:
"Here is the news. We tried this for eight years before I took office. We tried it. It is not like we did not try it. . ." ~ Baracka Obama
Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush Bush. . . . . .
I think we all need to take a few deep breaths and relax a little from the constant influx of bad news and remember one important thing. . .
I find it terribly difficult to watch Larry Kudlow on television. He is only slightly less annoying than Jim Cramer or Sean Hannity, but his writings are brilliant and there is no doubt that he is a very intelligent and well-informed man.
Today's column by Kudlow at the National Review skewers Obama's anti-energy, anti-common sense energy policy.
This sums it up nicely: He hates fossil fuel, and he hates success.
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