Separated at birth?

Has Dumb Donald finally been unmasked?  Or is it his sister?  I report, you decide.

Either way, every time either one of them opens their mouths something stupid erupts from within it.

The Skins

This is an actress named Lily Collins and she played the small part of the daughter in The Blind Side, which is a favorite movie of mine for many reasons that I will not discuss.

Let's just say that besides the interesting and true story of a wealthy white family taking in a young, destitute, black teenager to raise him as their own totally destroys the common myth and misconception of the South as a hang 'em high lynch mob society between blacks and whites. The story also highlights the incredible acting prowess of Sandra Bullock's legbones.  Man, those legs.

If the Iranians could get a hold of her legs they would already have the bomb.  I'm pretty sure that even in her increasing age those legs could split atoms faster than the Large Hadron Collider in Europe.  As a matter of fact, I used to think that Linda Fiorentino had the best legs in Hollywood. . .

. . .but now I'm not so sure.  However, I did love Linda in Jade, a movie widely panned by critics, and have never forgiven Sandra for The Net, which critics and all living and breathing carbon life forms loathe.


And another thing about Sandra is her poor taste in men.  My dear Sandra, come to me.  I will tend to you like a garden of wild jasmine and wormwood blooms, tenderly nuturing your delicate tendrils of. . ....uh,

What was I talking about?

Oh right, Lily Collins.

I did not realize until today that she is the daughter of Phil Collins, the legendary drummer of Genesis, who, incidentally, I never forgave for the song "You Can't Hurry Love" which was an awful throwback remake of The Supremes classic Motown barber shop rebop tune that should have been left well enough alone.

Anyway, that's his daughter up there in all of her beautiful glory.  But I'm wondering. . .where'd she get all that luscious hair?

Phil?  Are you sure she's yours?

Now Playing

What is it with these young girls and pornography?

In our modern age, the internet is forever.  Videos are forever.  This isn't like some dusty, crinkled old Polaroids stuffed in the back of a sock drawer.  If you take your clothes off in front of the camera, the odds are that those photos or videos will eventually make it into the public sphere.

And to think that my relative lost to this hoochie just boils my blood.

You can put a crown on a pig, but only a nasty dog would roll over to take it from a total stranger for money.

Languid and Bittersweet

I have nothing to say.  Just sad that our little blog here is languishing.  Where is everyone??