Kim Kardashian may have more curves than Sebring International Raceway but the hamster that spins the wheel in her head must be either the laziest bastard alive or he runs backwards. Someone should end his misery (hers too!) and turn him into a fur coat for a penis.
We Are All George Zimmerman is an essay by Daniel Greenfield about the public tragedy of the Zimmerman/Martin case and I suggest that you read and understand each and every word of it. I have nothing further to comment other than to say that Mr. Greenfield is right. Damn right.
A sample:
The beast that is doing its best to swallow up Zimmerman knows no facts or truths, it has no virtues, only goals. It cares nothing for what he did or did not do. Its only goal is to swallow him whole. It has eyes made of cameras, teeth made of guns, network cables for guts, a mind made of slogans and a nervous system that always needs stimulation. The beast may fail in its task, but it will let out a brief howl and move on to the next victim.
We can never repay the sacrifices that our Armed Forces make everyday on the battlefield.
Godspeed Marine, Godspeed.
In honor of North Korea's failed rocket launch yesterday, which is no surprise considering they can't even grow enough food for themselves, I present you with this video to celebrate with.
I'm sure this is NSFW, because it shows people launching fireworks from their buttholes which is apparently on par with the intelligence of North Korean rocket scientists.
I never knew who Jennifer Lawrence was until I saw her in the independent movie The Burning Plain several weeks ago. It wasn't an outstanding movie, it was pretty dark, a little deviantly twisted and mildly predictable, but enjoyable. What struck me most about her performance was this tangible, just beneath the surface smoldering quality she has, which I suspect is an innate part of her own personal and real self.
Anyway, when I read the other day that she blasted PETA, I knew this girl had a lot more going for her than her sultry looks. God bless you Jennifer, you have achieved permanent greatness in my book. And you know, if you ever want to trade squirrel recipes. . .or phone numbers. . .
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