Monday, May 31, 2010

Obama's Memorial Day Speech is Rained Out

God gives his opinion of Obama giving this speech in Chicago.

President Obama was rushed offstage at a Memorial Day event after a massive lightning and rain storm opened up on the open field where he was to speak.
Meanwhile...at Arlington National Cemetery, where Obama should be giving his speech, the weather is fine.

On this Day...Respect for Those that Have Fallen

I couldn't begin to write how much I express my gratitude to all those who gave their life for this country. The ultimate sacrifice. God bless them all.


Sunday, May 30, 2010

When You Roll with Obama - The Secret Service's Encounter with the Nation of Islam

Just another day in Obama's neighborhood.  Our founding fathers have to be rolling in their graves with this turd in the White House.
President Obama’s home is in the same Chicago neighborhood as Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan. 
On Saturday night, the overlapping of Obama’s and Farrakhan’s worlds made for a strange, and sometimes testy, encounter between the Secret Service, the press corps covering the president, and the paramilitary security force, the Fruit of Islam, surrounding Farrakhan.
The encounter was written up — for distribution to the press, not necessarily for publication — by the New York Times’ Jackie Calmes.
It began a little after 4:00 p.m. when Obama and his family walked to the nearby home of longtime friend Marty Nesbitt for a backyard cookout. It just so happens that Nesbitt lives across the street from Farrakhan. A few hours after Obama went to Nesbitt’s home, the press pool, including Calmes, was waiting in a bus parked near 49th Street and Woodlawn Avenue, next to Farrakhan’s mansion. The reporters’ Secret Service minder allowed them off the bus to stretch their legs. As they stood on the sidewalk, some of the journalists inadvertently touched the grass next to the sidewalk, and that is when the encounter began.
From Calmes’ report: Immediately a polite man in jeans and T-shirt emerged to ask us to stay off the grass. Though this grass was the curbside city property, we obliged. But it turned out that simply staying off the grass was not enough to satisfy the man in the T-shirt. Calmes continues: Soon, however, he was pacing and talking on a cell phone. He went inside the mansion’s black wrought iron fence, crossed the well-landscaped yard, lifted a water bucket behind rose bushes and, voila!, a walkie-talkie. He was heard to refer to “the CIA” once he began speaking into it.
Soon he approached our [Secret Service] agent, asking him to move the van and its occupants, though your pooler could not hear much else he said. But the agent said, “How is this a security breach?” And he asked if the house was a government property. The man said something else and at that point the agent stuck out his hand to shake hands and introduced himself as a Secret Service agent. He added, “Sir, I can assure you that we will do nothing to interfere with whatever is going on in there.”

Here's a photo of the Farrakhan compound


It might be assumed that an assurance from the Secret Service would be enough to satisfy any security-minded guardian of Louis Farrakhan. But not in this case. Calmes continues: The man is back to pacing and talking on his cell, walkie-talkie in hand. A co-pooler searched the Internet for the address and found it listed on a Web site called NotForTourists and another called Taxexemptworld.com. Indeed, another pooler found a county Web site that confirmed this property is tax exempt for being a religious institution. Reinforcements arrived — three men in T-shirts reading “Wide or Die!” One surly man has been staring daggers at us. Asked if this is Minister Farrakhan’s house, he just stared at your pooler. Asked again, he said, “I don’t have no comment.”
At nearly 8 p.m. local time we are still holding while POTUS and family remain at the Nesbitts. More time passed. The men in T-shirts were joined by even more men, from the Fruit of Islam, Farrakhan’s security force.
From Calmes: It’s 8:45 and nearly dark; your pool has retreated back inside the van. We’re outnumbered now by roughly a dozen Fruit of Islam agents for the Nation of Islam. As each casually dressed man arrives, he exchanges elaborate handshake/hug/double air-kisses with others. Two walked by your pooler chanting “Islam.” Several have filmed and photographed your poolers, the van and its license plates with their cell phones. One came and stood close to a couple poolers and OUR [Secret Service] agent. He asked if he could help. No answer. He asked again. The man said no. The agent said, “Secret Service — Please move away from this group of people.” He did. Soon the agent asked us to go in the bus. We did.
At that point, the Secret Service was badly outnumbered by the Fruit of Islam, who apparently believed that some sort of “security breach” had occurred. Were Farrakhan’s men armed? Were there more on the way?
The Secret Service agent called for backup. From Calmes: 9:20 local time and our agent got reinforcements from three Secret Service agents. One shook hands with one of the 22 Fruit members we now can count from the van. After a short discussion the three Secret Service agents walked away again. No word on when we get to leave. We’re guessing POTUS is watching the Blackhawks game at the Nesbitts’ home. While this was happening, word of the standoff apparently got around as a result of Calmes’ pool reports (they were sent out piecemeal by email). Someone who had read the reports got in touch with Farrakhan to let the Nation of Islam leader know that the people waiting outside were just covering Obama. From Calmes: The power of pool reportage! Standoff ends, apparently with help of intermediary in Detroit: Your pooler got a call at about 10:15 local time from a pool report reader who identified himself as the Rev. Gary Hunter, a Baptist minister in Motown who writes and blogs for the Detroit Times. He said he had called Minister Farrakhan and his son and asked them to have the Fruit stand down. “I told him you were good people,” Rev. Hunter said. “He said he didn’t know you all were just waiting for the president.”
Here's a photo of the significant others of Obama and Farrakhan



The Most Plundered Artist In History

LEADBELLY! His library should be worth trillions. Rock on into a Big Feed Doubleheader.




And I ain't taking nothing away from Ram Jam.

Cheap Ass Plastic Chinese Product Alert

The Chinese will take any crappy discontinued product and try and pawn it off for different purposes. Witness the USB port chicken burger.

For Those of You Who Couldn't Afford to Get Away this Weekend...

The Captain has your back...Let's have some fun.


Maher: Obama Not Acting Like a "Real Black" President

This, from the man who doesn't act like a "real Jew"...

HBO's Bill Maher: "I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants. That's -- (in black man voice) 'we've got a motherfu**ing problem here?' Shoot somebody in the foot."
Obama could take a lesson in keeping it real from this guy...Sometimes, when the shit hits the fan, you just gotta let the black man in you out.


Saturday, May 29, 2010

This Guy Seems To Have Trouble

with everyday decisions, like ordering lunch and appears to be easily influenced into wanting lettuce.


Take Control of Your Saturday Night

Do it now.  Hound Dog and Little Walter will help you.


Indian Police Arrest Pigeon on Suspicion of Spying

Hey. At least their police are doing something about foreign intelligence spying.
Indian police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rivals and neighbours Pakistan, media reported on Friday.
The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India's Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40 kilometres (25 miles) from the capital Amritsar.
The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink. Police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon may have landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note has been found.
Officials have directed that no-one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police say may have been on a "special mission of spying". The bird has been medically examined and was being kept in an air-conditioned room under police guard.
This is not the first such incident of pigeon spying. In 2008, Iran arrested a pigeon on suspicion of spying on its nuclear facilities.

If You Don't Have Anything Better to Do this Weekend...

...check out the war movie marathon on TCM.  Great for people who are out of work and can't afford meat to BBQ.  Oh, wait...If you're out of work you probably don't have cable and thus, no TCM.  If that's the case, throw your money down on some Mickey's Big Mouths and chill on the front porch.


The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main Street Re-Issue

To me, this is by far the greatest rock album ever recorded. And now, nearly 30 years after it's original release, the Stones have re-mastered it, re-issued it, and thrown in some songs that didn't make the original album. If you don't own this album, go get it. And listen to the album at least 5 times before you pass judgment on it. When I first heard, I thought it was crap. The next day it had sunk its way into my soul. And now I can't get it out. The only album I can listen to non-stop and never get tired of. It is simply genius in its construction.




And some of the bonus songs that were not on the original album, but are on the re-issue.

The Road Warrior

Dissent...It's not just for billboards anymore.


Is Hillary Clinton Advocating Global Class Warfare?

Sounds to me like she is.  Who would say such a thing?  Who would even know such a thing?  Except a socialist.




You insipid road hag! The only people getting richer in America under your higher tax plan are government people. So shut your pie hole you friggin' mental midget. And about Brazil...Look again bitch.

It's Like Reagan Ate Limbaugh

I borrowed that headline from IMAO. This is just pure awesomeness. New Jersey governor Chris Christie wins one for the private sector by beating down a teacher who thinks she needs even more tax money for her salary and benefits.




Here's Christie laying it on a liberal reporter.

Friday, May 28, 2010

America's Got Talent - 1944 Style

For the unitiated and ADD crowd, skip to the 1 minute mark. These triplets are the best thing to come down the pipeline sing Chang and Eng Butler.

Off To Johnson City For The Memorial Day Weekend.

Remember those that have fallen for our Freedom.



Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Other People Crossing Our Southern Border

I'm just sayin'.


Before there was Playstation 3...

Happy people would come out of your TV and offer you menthol cigarettes. Is life really better now?


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Hammer

Charles Krauthammer has to be my favorite opinion maker/commentator of all time, nudging out past favorites like William Buckley and Rowland Evans.  Charles bases his thoughts on logical, rational and clear thinking and rarely does he miss making his point in a concise and poignant manner, which simply shuts down any and all opposition on the panels from where he speaks.  Wheelchair or not, nobody messes with the genius of Dr. Hammer.

And yesterday. . .his sly humor, which is often hard to catch, was on full display.  However, I'd suggest something a little more practical for our ethically challenged president.  Perhaps, sodium pentathol?

The Best Thing About Barack Hussein Obama?

Guys like this are popping up all over the place running for office. Sometimes this country needs to be face to face with a really bad leader before it wakes up. (See: Jimmy Carter followed by Ronald Reagan). I feel the change. Plain spoken straight talkers taking to the streets. NJ Gov Christie's out there telling teachers to go stick their money sob stories up their pampered bung holes... Things like that. Now the below serving of common sense. Yeah I can feel it. Can you feel it Capt?


Carla Bruni - You So Nasty

Speechless.

As the established First Lady of France, Carla Bruni may have hoped that her colourful past had began to fade away. But that hope has been shattered by a recording that has emerged of her discussing sex in four different languages.
The 42-year-old former supermodel was said to be 'shocked and dismayed' after video producer Thomas Cazals added the conversation to a new 'tribute' on YouTube. The clip was first aired on cult television show Eurotrash in 1996. It shows Miss Bruni emptying her handbag and producing two 'hot international sex guides' in seven languages, of which she speaks four - German, Italian, Spanish and English. She then says: 'We need this kind of book because we're travelling around the world and we're meeting new people every day and we must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them.'
Miss Bruni adds: 'For example if you have a German person and you want to tell them, "You get me very hot", you say, "Sie erhalten mich sehr heiss".' During the interview she also says 'Do you like my t***ies?' in the four languages before describing how to perform a sex act.
Here's the video...



Miami Company Selling "Gringo Masks" for Illegals

The new product, brainchild of Miami advertising agency Zubi Advertising, guarantees the cops won't be stopping you or your loved ones after you put your best white face forward. The product is simple. Choose from a cut out of a blue-eyed, sandy hair-colored white guy or a green-eyed, blond haired white woman. Cut the face to fit yours. Poke out the eyes. And presto! You don't look like a "suspicious, potentially illegal" alien. Rubber band or green card not included.
Right back at ya you oh so progressive enlightened ones.

In Obama's Army...

Soldiers patrol Afghanistan with no bullets. That's not a joke. They do.

Commanders have ordered a U.S. military unit in Afghanistan to patrol with unloaded weapons, according to a source in Afghanistan. American soldiers in at least one unit have been ordered to conduct patrols without a round chambered in their weapons, an anonymous source stationed at a forward operating base in Afghanistan said in an interview. The source was unsure where the order originated or how many other units were affected.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Stimulus: The Movie

It is the victors who write history.


Monday, May 24, 2010

Super Whacky Muslim Fun Time: Begging in Germany

This Turkish beggar is told, in very polite terms, that he shouldn't beg on the street.


Look at the Whack Jobs

Code pink freaks protesting BP's oil spill.  Freaks!  All of em!


Doctors Going Galt

I knew it would be just a matter of time for the phenomenon to happen. For many doctors, it's simply not worth it to continue under the oppressive Obama regime.



Going Galt: When Will Surgeons Say Enough is Enough? from Daniel Cox on Vimeo.

How GM Paid its Loan Back

Things aren't always what they seem.   Especially when the government is involved.



Mexico Places Threatening Ad in Arizona Newspaper

Now...If all they intend to do is send people back to Arizona who immigrate illegally to Mexico, I have no problem with this threat. Because, who in they're right mind is going to immigrate from north to south. Otherwise, these gouchos need to check themselves. Remember the Alamo?


Read more here.

Communist Indoctrination of Chicago Students

Beneath a Revolucion flag with the image of Che Guevara, a DJ played music for the kids in the big gymnasium. A hand made poster on the wall behind him said Stop Raid Now Legalization. Despite the bad spelling, the pro-illegal immigrant message was clear.

This was part of a shockingly blatant day of communist indoctrination at a Chicago Public Schools (CPS) facility. Hundreds of Chicago students of all ages were invited into a day-long display of revolutionary communist propaganda at the Social Justice Student Expo in one of Chicagos community colleges on the north side on Thursday, May 20. Presented by Chicago Youth Initiating Change (CYIC), it had the full blessing of CPS.


D.C. Students Demand Bigger and Better Free Condoms...And Get Them

This country is so screwed.

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."


So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

Al Gore: "Now Go Out and Take the World by Storm...Or Not"

Instead of providing encouragement for the graduates of the University of Tennessee, Al Gore takes the opportunity to promote his doomsday global warming scenarios.


Sunday, May 23, 2010

The Big Payback

South Carolina man tells the world about his wife's "alleged" skankery.



Saturday, May 22, 2010

Big Bird Calls Out Michelle Obama

I hope the kids were watching.

Video: Mexican Pirates Terrorizing Boaters on Texas Lake

Sadly, not even Texans have the guts to stand up to the Mexican scourge. See Austin's boycott of Arizona. Reap it. Reap it Texas.

It sounds like something out of yesteryear: Pirates attacking boats and sailors, robbing them of their treasures. But it's not on the high seas, but in deep South Texas. With machine guns in hand, Mexico's deadliest cartel is patrolling the waters of a Texas border lake. These pirates already have hit several boats on Falcon Lake near Zapata, which is about an hour south of Laredo. If you go too far across the lake and past the international boundary bouy, you are in Mexican territory and subject to attacks by pirates toting assault weapons.

Friday, May 21, 2010

And Now, Another Public Service Announcement from The Big Feed

Don't hitch hike!


For a Girl I Know it's Mother's Day

Tragically Hip - Fiddler's Green






Chinese Counterfeiting Fighter Jets

Not satisfied with cornering the McDonald's Happy Meal toy market, the Chinese are taking it up a notch.  From Strategy Page
Satellite photos recently revealed that the Chinese Navy has received J-11 jet fighters. These are illegal Chinese copies of the Russian Su-27. This plagiarism has been a source of friction between Russia and China for over five years. It all began, legally, in 1995, when China paid $2.5 billion for the right to build 200 Su-27s. Russia would supply engines and electronics, with China building the other components according to Russian plans and specifications. But after 95 of the Chinese built aircraft were built, Russia cancelled the agreement. They claimed that China was using the knowledge acquired with this Su-27 program, to build their own copy of the Su-27, the J-11. Russia kept the piracy issue quiet, and warned the Chinese that simply copying Russian technology would produce an inferior aircraft. Apparently the Chinese did not agree, and are continuing their work on the J-11, using only, what they claim is, Chinese technology.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Rush Sets the Record Straight on Arizona's Illegal Immigration Law and Calderon

Maybe you already know these things. Maybe you don't.


Stuff that Pisses Me Off that I Don't Have Time to Blog About

Follow the links:

Democrats give a standing ovation for Mexican President for criticizing Arizona's immigration law.

Bus loads of SEIU goons attack banker's home

Apple Kills Iphone App that Makes Fun of Muhammad

Apple is running scared. They pulled an app called iSlam Muhammad that makes fun of Islam. To date, however, they're still carrying an app called "Bible Thumper" that does the same with Christianity. The app developer recorded the phone call he got from Apple telling him that they were not going to support his app.


Today is Draw Muhammad Day

So draw Muhammad.  Unless you're a spineless, gutless, pussy.







Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Obama on Chatroulette

Everybody is on Chatroulette these days...even Obama.


The White Castle Effect and Why Obama is a Complete Moron

This is just one example of how Obamacare will wreck our economy. Multiply the White Castle Effect by the tens of thousands and what do you get?

Forget about open-heart surgery or cutting-edge cancer treatments. Under Obamacare, you might have a hard time finding a hamburger. A statement released by White Castle, the Ohio-based burger chain, highlights how damaging Obamacare would be to small businesses and to Americans' job prospects.
White Castle reports that a single provision of Obamacare would cut its net income in half -- and then some. Jamie Richardson, a White Castle executive, says, "We’ve been working on this internally from a number of different perspectives. One [provision] that has [us] the most concerned is the $3,000 penalty that kicks in when an employee’s portion of a premium exceeds 9.5% of Household Income." Richardson elaborates, "In present form, this provision alone would lead to approximate increased costs equal to over 55% of what we earn annually in net income (based on [our] past 4-year average). Effectively cutting our net income in half would have [a] devastating impact on the business -- cutting future expansion and more job creation at least in half. Sadly, it makes it difficult to justify growing where jobs are needed most -- in lower income areas." And that's all from just a single provision in a 2,700-page act.

They Say this Commercial is Racist

I say it's just funny.


No...This is the Best Political Ad Ever

Earlier this week we profiled Dale Peterson's political ad for Alabama's Agricultural Commissioner (Scroll down and watch). Pundits said it was the best political ad ever. I beg to differ. This spoof of the same ad has it beat.






Come to the U.S.A.

Ray Stevens' new song about illegal immigration.


Most Meteorologists Think Man-Made Global Warming is B.S.

But most liberals, who know nothing about weather, believe it is man-made. Go figure.

A recent CBS News report revealed a startling statistic: While more than half of all TV meteorologists believe global warming is occurring, less than a third believe it is caused by human activity.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Obama Says Daniel Pearl's Beheading "Captured the World's Imagination"

Like when America put a man on the moon.  Still think this man doesn't sympathize with radical Islam?  What kind of sick bastard says such a thing? 



Like You Needed Another Reason to Not Watch the NBA

Seriously. This is a sport that uses Charles Barkley as a half-time commentator.

Two fans at a Phoenix Suns basketball game were ejected from their first row seats and removed from the arena last week after refusing orders from security guards to take off their shirts in support of Arizona’s recently passed law against illegal immigration.
One of the fans, businessman Jim Clark, said he and a friend, who were wearing orange shirts that read “Viva Los 1070,” eventually were allowed to return to their seats during last Wednesday’s game against the San Antonio Spurs after speaking with a security director.

This is not the first occurrence of politics creeping into the Suns basketball games: On Cinco de Mayo, team owner Robert Sarver came up with the idea for the team to wear “Los Suns” on their jerseys in protest of the immigration law. That’s what drove Clark to don his own shirt. “If they’re going to shove their politics down my throat, I’m going make a message of my own,” Clark told The Daily Caller.
The phrase “Viva Los 1070” is in reference to the recently passed Arizona immigration law, Senate Bill 1070.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Democrat Senate Candidate Busted for Lying About Serving in Vietnam

Liar!!!

“We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Mr. Blumenthal said to the group gathered in Norwalk in March 2008. “And you exemplify it. Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it — Afghanistan or Iraq — we owe our military men and women unconditional support.”

There was one problem: Mr. Blumenthal, a Democrat now running for the United States Senate, never served in Vietnam. He obtained at least five military deferments from 1965 to 1970 and took repeated steps that enabled him to avoid going to war, according to records.

The deferments allowed Mr. Blumenthal to complete his studies at Harvard; pursue a graduate fellowship in England; serve as a special assistant to The Washington Post’s publisher, Katharine Graham; and ultimately take a job in the Nixon White House.

Miss USA was a Champion Pole Dancer


Yes.  We do cover all things pole dancer:

Congratulations to Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih who was crowned Miss USA on Sunday night! Rima is a Dearborn resident and the first Arab American to wear the crown. Much like Miss Michigan Kristen Haglund who won Miss America in 2008, Rima is a Mojo In The Morning listener who has joined us in studio and at events. Check out Miss USA Rima Fakih when she won Mojo In The Morning's "Stripper 101" contest in 2007...
I see London, I see France, but I don't see any underpants.



But wait...It gets better...From Debbie Schlussel

EXCLUSIVE: Miss USA Contestant is Shi’ite Muslim Hezbollah Supporter, Used Pageant Name to Promote Muslim Female Subjugation; Hezbo Taqiyyah Allows Bikinis?

Obama's Aunty Z is Granted Asylum

She lived off the American taxpayer illegally for years.  Now she's rewarded with being made legal.  How y'all like them apples?

An immigration judge has granted asylum to President Obama’s aunt and will allow her to stay in the United States, her lawyers said Monday. She could become a citizen in about six years.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

What Do You Get When Prancing Pedophiles Team Up with a Super Hero Reject, MC Hammer's Nerdy Brother and a Guy with a Violin?

This...This is what you get.


FBI Files Drop Dime on Walter Cronkite

Archie Bunker insisted Walter Cronkite was a communist. He may very well have been correct.


Legendary CBS News anchor Walter Cronkite allegedly collaborated with anti-Vietnam War activists in the 1960s, going so far as to offer advice on how to raise the public profile of protests and even pledging CBS News resources to help pull off events, according to FBI documents obtained by Yahoo! News.

The documents, obtained through a Freedom of Information Act request, say that in November 1969, Cronkite encouraged students at Rollins College in Winter Park, Fla., to invite Maine Sen. Edmund Muskie to address a protest they were planning near Cape Kennedy (now known as Cape Canaveral). Cronkite told the group's leader that Muskie would be nearby for a fundraiser on the day of the protest, and said that "CBS would rent [a] helicopter to take Muskie to and from site of rally," according to the documents.

The claims are contained in an FBI memo recounting a confidential informant's report on a November 1969 meeting of a Rollins College protest group called Youth for New America. The group was planning rallies near Cape Kennedy on Nov. 13 and 14 — the latter being day of the Apollo 12 launch from Cape Kennedy, which President Nixon would be attending — as part of a nationwide Moratorium to End the War in Vietnam. That protest action culminated in a huge march on Washington on Nov. 15. According to the informant, the group's leader (whose name is redacted in the documents) told the attendees that during a visit to a local CBS News station to drum up publicity for the protests, he ended up in a 45-minute phone conversation with Cronkite.

You've Seen this Picture a Hundred Times

But think about it.  How awesome is this?  Guts, balls and stones.  These guys had all of em'.


Life before the government controlled every aspect of your life.


Dale Peterson for Alabama Agriculture Commission

Who cares right? I don't know, if you've seen a funnier political ad, let me know.

Obama: The Epantsipation Proclamation

I had no idea what epantsipation was. I admit that. But I did look it up on the innerwebz.

Epantsipation: n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will. “Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”


h/t I Hate the Media

High School Teacher Calls for Race Revolution

Of course, California.  And of course, Mexican.  Bring the noise Speedy Gonzales.  Bring the friggin' noise!



Back with a Vengeance

Many of you have noticed that I have been MIA for the last month or so.  I wish I had some good excuse for not posting, but I don't.  Burnout.  That's all.  It's happened before and I can't guarantee it won't happen again.  But for now, I'm fired up!

I'd like to thank Burnt Toast, Snarky Basterd, HowHeDoThat and Ali Blah Blah for carrying the flag in my absence.  They are good Americans.  Not sure what happened to Nesho.   I hope he's not incarcerated.

Oh, and just in case all y'all think I don't know what goes on here when I'm not around, think again.  I have hidden camera surveillance footage...



 

Wedding DJ for Hire

The man loves him some Phil Collins.

In Obama's World...


Saturday, May 15, 2010

Rare Robert Johnson Film Footage

Not really, but still pretty cool.




A more serious claim is detailed below.


Shut Up You Hippie Freak

Here's a picture of a hippie freak protesting outside a BP station in Los Angeles.  Even if I agreed with this witch, I'd never admit it.  Just because she so damn ugly.


h/t SondraK

It's Random American Town Time

Now is the time where I pick an American town, at random, and then tell you something about that town. Really not much more to it than that. Here we go...


Jesup, Georgia
Jesup is a city in Wayne County, Georgia, United States. The population was 9,279 at the 2000 census. The city is the county seat of Wayne County.

As of the census of 2000, there were 9,279 people, 2,921 households, and 2,015 families residing in the city. The population density was 561.2 people per square mile (216.6/km²). There were 3,469 housing units at an average density of 209.8/sq mi (81.0/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 53.97% White, 41.91% African American, 0.12% Native American, 0.70% Asian, 2.20% from other races, and 1.10% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 7.17% of the population.
Jesup still has a Drive-In movie theater.


Jesup has an annual Arch Fest. I've never been.

One Night in Bangkok

Hell seems to have broken loose in Thailand. Check out this bizarre story.

A former Thai general, who was suspended in January and subsequently joined anti-government protesters, was seriously injured by an apparent sniper attack Thursday night. Khattiya Sawasdipol, who became a tactical leader for the “Red Shirts”, was shot with a high-powered rifle during an interview with journalists, according to the Bangkok Post.

He was taken to Hua Chiew Hospital, close to Chulalongkorn Hospital. Over 100 Red Shirts members were deployed around the building during his stay. He is reported to be critically wounded. A state of emergency has been put in place in Bangkok and surrounding areas.




One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...

The Ice Age Cometh

I have no idea what's going on.

Over the next 30 months, global temperatures are expected to make another dramatic drop even greater than that seen during the 2007-2008 period. As the Earth’s current El Nino dissipates, the planet will return to the long term temperature decline brought on by the Sun’s historic reduction in output, the on-going “solar hibernation.” In follow-up to the specific global temperature forecast posted in SSRC Press Release 4-2009, the SSRC advises that in order to return to the long term decline slope from the current El Nino induced high temperatures, a significant global cold weather re-direction must occur. According to SSRC Director John Casey, “The Earth typically makes adjustments in major temperature spikes within two to three years. In this case as we cool down from El Nino, we are dealing with the combined effects of this planetary thermodynamic normalization and the influence of the more powerful underlying global temperature downturn brought on by the solar hibernation. Both forces will present the first opportunity since the period of Sun-caused global warming period ended to witness obvious harmful agricultural impacts of the new cold climate. Analysis shows that food and crop derived fuel will for the first time, become threatened in the next two and a half years. Though the SSRC does not get involved with short term weather prediction, it would not be unusual to see these ill-effects this year much less within the next 30 months.”

Why People from Kansas Don't Like People from Missouri

This story never fails to amaze me.


The Lawrence Massacre, also known as Quantrill's Raid, was a rebel guerrilla attack during the U.S. Civil War by Quantrill's Raiders, led by William Clarke Quantrill, on the pro-Union town of Lawrence, Kansas.


The attack on August 21, 1863, targeted Lawrence due to the town's long support of abolition and its reputation as a center for Redlegs and Jayhawkers, which were free-state militia and vigilante groups known for attacking and destroying farms and plantations in Missouri's pro-slavery western counties.

The attack was the product of careful planning. Quantrill had been able to gain the confidence of many of the leaders of independent Bushwhackergroups, and chose the day and time of the attack well in advance. The different groups of Missouri riders approached Lawrence from the east in several independent columns, and converged with well-timed precision in the final miles before Lawrence during the pre-dawn hours of the chosen day.

Many of the men had been riding for over 24 hours to make the rendezvous and had lashed themselves to their saddles to keep riding if they fell asleep. They were almost all armed with multiple, long-barreled, cap-and-ball revolvers, shoved crossways into their double-breasted shirt-fronts so they would not have to reload in the heat of a fight, pistoleering tactics also used after the war by western gunfighters.

Arriving at the summit of Mount Oreadand leading between three and four hundred riders, Quantrill descended on Lawrence in a fury. Over four hours, they pillaged and set fire to the town and murdered most of its male population. Quantrill's men burned to the ground one in four buildings in Lawrence, including all but two businesses. They looted most of the banks and stores, as well. Finally, they killed between 185 and 200 men and boys. According to an 1897 account, among the dead were 18 out of 23 unmustered army recruits.  By 9 a.m., the raiders were on their way out of town, evading the few units that came in pursuit, and splitting up so as to avoid Union pursuit of a unified column.

The real target of the raid, Jayhawking Senator James H. Lane, who had been responsible for the raid in Osceola, Missouri, two years earlier, managed to escape death by racing through a cornfield in his nightshirt. Three years later he committed suicide.

Irvington, New Jersey Remembered

I stumbled on this site over a year ago.  I meant to post something about it then, but forgot.  The site documents what Irvington, New Jersey used to be.  And what it is now.  Incredibly sad. Check it out if you get a chance. Suffice to say, the place just ain't the same.


Friday, May 14, 2010

Ummm...He's Gettin' His Groove on Again

"That's like the cabbage apple or something"



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Possible Strap On Bull Dyke Supreme Court Nominee Kagan Wrote Pro Socialism Thesis

Yes. I said all those things. Breaking News from the New Jersey Tea Party Coalition.

Erick Erickson found this. Amazing. How is it that a Supreme Court Justice nominee could have written her thesis on "Socialism in New York City" - and it is entirely pro-socialism - and it not once have been mentioned?
Read the thesis here. 



 

Gang of Black Teens Beat 73 Year Old White Man

Is this one of those "teachable moments" Obama? Can we expect a malt liquor...er uh...beer summit?


It's Friday Night

Go out on the porch, drag a mic out there and strum some Stones.

Don't worry... no one will see you...

I hope this guys neighbors are deaf. Or dead.


Speak American Mutha Fu**er!!!

Like throwing marbles at an elephant. But at least people are still fighting.

It’s about 2,500 miles from this green, rural town in the rolling hills near Vermont to the Mexican border at Nogales, but that hasn’t stopped Jackson from making a bid to be New York’s small version of Arizona in the immigration wars.

Or that’s how it is beginning to feel two months after Jackson — which has 1,700 people, no village, no grocery store or place to buy gasoline, no church, no school, two restaurants and maybe a few Spanish-speaking farm workers — decided it needed a law requiring that all town business be conducted in English.

Colonel Oliver North Confirms that Dead Eye Has Been Captured

Earlier this week Burnt Toast dropped the bombshell news that Dead Eye had been captured. Skepticism remained. It appears it's true after all.

Read.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

"I Need a Freakin Job"

This is a real billboard in Buffalo. People ain't happy.


Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"We Can't Move Forward Until We Rape You"

Your hope and change tax dollars at work.


A U.S. Census worker has been charged with rape and burglary, after two women in southern Indiana claim they were attacked. One of the victims was a 21 year-old physically handicapped woman. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, he had been with the agency for two weeks.

The attack occurred Saturday morning in Pekin, Indiana in Washington County.

Police said the man broke in while a mother and daughter slept and attacked them. According to investigators, the mother had taken a mild sleeping pill. The man, identified as 39 year-old Daniel Miller, was arrested following the incident. He said he worked for the government. Four days before the attack, neighbors in the area say they saw Miller in the area on census business. The victim told police Miller had asked about their census information. She said they had already submitted the form. She also told police that Miller stuck around and tried to get more details.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Religion of Peace

And to think...Our President Doesn't want to offend these people.

Raging Muslim students attacked Swedish artist Lars Vilks during a free speech lecture in Sweden. 15 Muslims screaming “Allahu Akbar” rushed the podium, headbutted Vilks, broke his glasses and tackled him to the floor.


Monday, May 10, 2010

If True?

Brad Thor reports that Mullah Omar has been captured.


I bet they snuck up on his right side.

How long before Obama and Holder take complete credit for the capture?

Great Story

Dallas Braden pitched a perfect game yesterday. It was Mother's Day. Braden's mother passed away nine years ago from cancer. She never saw him pitch in the big leagues. I love this guy's emotion at the end of this clip. Good on you Dallas Braden. Good on you.


Oh Dear God

Friday, May 7, 2010

Friday Rememberances

As the Blues Train passes through Mississippi on it's way to Chicago for National Train Day, it is important to understand the great cultural influence the train played upon the development of blues music in the Mississippi Delta as well as the conduit through which blues music spread across this country.

In celebration, I present to you Chester Arthur Burnett otherwise known as Howlin' Wolf from White Station, Mississippi.




And bonus footage of Stones interviews and Howlin' Wolf performances.

Your Thoughts?


I think Martin Sheen owes us an explanation.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

This Week's Awesome Rolling Stones Cover!

Brought to you by the people who pack themselves into hidden compartments of vehicles crossing the border.

Rock on, my soft singing amigo. Rock on.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

American Student Beaten to Death in Mexico

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Mandala, we have learned, was reported missing to Houston police on May 1. Her mother told authorities she had rented a car a few days earlier to go to Mexico to meet up with someone.
According to missing persons, her mother told police that she wanted to be a coyote -- a human smuggler. Her mother also told police Elisabeth was an exotic dancer.