Showing posts with label Obama gaffes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama gaffes. Show all posts

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Obama: "You Can’t Change Washington from the Inside"

So we'll see ya later Barry...
President Obama has learned something during his presidency: You can’t change Washington from the inside. 
“The most important lesson I’ve learned is that you can’t change Washington from the inside,” he told a Univision forum Thursday. “You can only change it from the outside.” 
The remark immediately set off the political media on Twitter. 
“(This) is perhaps Obama’s worst gaffe since he met Joe the Plumber?” BuzzFeed editor Ben Smith asked on Twitter Thursday afternoon.



Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Payback is a bitchsky

So the Poles are hopping mad that our idiot President misspoke when he referred to "Polish death camps".  No, I don't think it's a big deal.  It's just incompetent, arrogant Barry being incompetent, arrogant Barry.  Any other time, I don't think the Poles would care.  But Obama has screwed them in the past.  Namely his embarrassing the Poles on the missile shield issue.  This is payback.  Deal with it Barry.
President Obama has a long track record of insulting the Poles. In 2010 he chose to play golf on the day of the funeral of the Polish President Lech Kaczynski, the Polish First Lady, and 94 senior officials who perished in the Smolensk air disaster. Eight months earlier he humiliated Warsaw by pulling out of the agreement over Third Site missile defence installations in Poland and the Czech Republic. And last night Barack Obama caused huge offence in Poland by referring to a Nazi death camp in Poland as “a Polish death camp” while awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a Polish resistance fighter.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Obama Was Photoshopped into Osama Bin Laden Situation Room Photo

Obama is over 6 feet tall.  Yet in this picture, he looks like Gary Coleman.

 
I missed this the first time around.  But it appears virtually the entire photo was faked and passed along to the public as the real deal. 



Thursday, July 7, 2011

Obama: "Our Schools Need Them Some Internets"

Yeah, I know.  If Bush had said this...

When President Bush made the same mistake during his campaign for President in 2000, he was roundly criticized as unintelligent.
"We do have to make sure that there are computers in a computer age inside classrooms and that they work and that there's internets that are actually -- there are Internet connections that actually function. And I think that those states that are going to do well and those countries that do well are the ones that are going to continue to be committed to making education a priority."
Here's the video of the pumpkin head.


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Obama Signs Wrong Date in Westminster Abbey Book

The man is three years behind.  Is there any wonder we're so screwed?
A message from US President Barack Obama and his wife, first lady Michelle Obama, apparently signed by the President with the wrong date of 2008 in the distinguished visitors’ book during a tour of Westminster Abbey, in central London, as part of his state visit to the United Kingdom, Tuesday May 24, 2011.


I know Velveeta.  I said the same thing when I saw it.



Monday, May 23, 2011

Obama's Limo Gets Stuck in Ireland

Welcome to our world Ireland.  He high-centered America as well.
US President Barack Obama's heavily armoured Cadillac, nicknamed "The Beast", became stuck on a ramp at the US embassy in Dublin, RTE state radio reported Monday.
The first cars in the presidential motorcade emerged up the ramp from the car park beneath the complex in Ballsbridge and passed through the gates without incident, but The Beast quickly ran into trouble and got beached.
"The Beast was coming along and suddenly there was a loud kind of bang, metal-on-metal, grinding, crunching noise and the car was stuck," an RTE reporter said.
RTE said Obama and his wife Michelle stayed in the car while security officials and police officers went running over to the stranded vehicle.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Obama Says Shi*t on Live TV

Obama:  “bring annual domestic spending to its lowest shit — lowest share to the economy since Dwight Eisenhower.”

Obama's Teleprompter:  "Gotcha!"

h/t Weasel Zippers

Saturday, January 29, 2011

BREAKING: War in Afghanistan is Over!

We win!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Obama: The Epantsipation Proclamation

I had no idea what epantsipation was. I admit that. But I did look it up on the innerwebz.

Epantsipation: n. e•pants•i•pa’tion. 1. To free from pants, dungarees, trousers; to pull down someone’s pants against his will. “Let’s epantsipate Joe Biden in the cabinet meeting again this afternoon.”


h/t I Hate the Media

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Our Fate Rests in the Hands of a Man Who Can't Spell "Sycasuse"

While Obama is making his NCAA tournament picks, he misspells Syracuse. Millions out of work. And this dipshit has a job.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Obama: "Premiums will Decrease by 3,000%"

And the crowd goes wild. So at this rate, employers will be paying us to get health insurance? Sign me up. Do math much dumbass?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Obama's Teleprompter Betrays Him Again...Calls Navy Corpsman, "Corpse-Man"

Not once, but twice. I guess we shouldn't assume Obama is wrong. With him as Commander in Chief, this guy very well may end up a "corpse-man".



Corpsman 


Corpse-Man 


The first, you honor. The second, you run over with your F-150.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

A Toast to...Oh Never Mind, I Can't Get this Damn Napkin Off My Glass

Here's Obama at the State dinner preparing to make a toast...with a napkin stuck to his glass. If he weren't so busy thinking about himself, he would have noticed that napkin.


Friday, November 13, 2009

Obama Gaffes Again

I shouldn't even call this a gaffe. The man has no respect for this country. He is a foreigner. He has no experience with the American experience. Here is Obama failing to salute. Refusing to salute? Commander in Chief my ass!



Friday, October 23, 2009

Teleprompter Screws Barry Again

President Obama today at MIT. His teleprompter took the day off. What was left was a talking suit with no core principles. This is what happens to people who lack core principles. They need teleprompters and stare blankly like cows in a passing train when they lose that teleprompter.


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Obama's Botched Photo Op

Shameful photo op gone bad. Doh!

President Obama yesterday rolled out the red carpet -- and handed out doctors' white coats as well, just so nobody missed his hard-sell health-care message.

In a heavy-handed attempt at reviving support for health-care reform, the White House orchestrated a massive photo op to buttress its claim that front-line physicians support Obama.

A sea of 150 white-coated doctors, all enthusiastically supportive of the president and representing all 50 states, looked as if they were at a costume party as they posed in the Rose Garden before hearing Obama's pitch for the Democratic overhaul bills moving through Congress.

OOPS! A crowd of 150 doctors gathers in the Rose Garden to support the health-care overhaul -- as White House staffers scramble to hand out camera-ready white coats to those who forgot their own.

The physicians, all invited guests, were told to bring their white lab coats to make sure that TV cameras captured the image.

But some docs apparently forgot, failing to meet the White House dress code by showing up in business suits or dresses.

So the White House rustled up white coats for them and handed them to the suited physicians who had taken seats in the sun-splashed lawn area.

All this to provide a visual counter to complaints from other doctors that pending legislation is bad news for the medical profession.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Obama Gives China...A Basketball...Autographed...By Himself

Audacity! Can this guy be a more classless douchebag?

ABC News' Kirit Radia and Matt Jaffe report: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner today wrapped up two days of senior dialogue with Chinese officials – the broadest such discussions in the history of Sino-American relations – by praising the progress they had made on matters as broad as security, economics, energy, and climate change.

Though the main goal this week was simply to launch the dialogue, it would appear that no concrete agreements were reached on any of the myriad topics on the table.

In fact, China’s most tangible take away from the meetings may be the signed basketball they received from President Obama, which one Chinese official raised above his head during the policy-makers’ closing remarks.
What? He couldn't get Ron Artest to sign a ball?

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Obama Lies About How He Met His Wife: Liberal Media Scrambles to Cover for Him

Well, when all you do is lie, this kinda stuff is going to happen to you.

“I don’t know if anybody else will meet their future wife or husband in class like I did, but I’m sure that you’re all going to have wonderful careers,” he said as he warmed up the audience before delivering a commencement speech at an economics school in Moscow Tuesday.

But the truth is that the couple met not “in class” but at a law firm in Chicago, Sidley Austin, in 1989. Obama was a summer associate (essentially a legal intern) there and Robinson was an attorney completing her first year at the firm. Both attended Harvard Law School, but Michelle graduated in the spring of 1988, while Barack Obama did not arrive at the Cambridge, Mass., campus until that fall.
And here's how the liberal media is covering for his idiocy.

From the above article:
It was unclear what prompted Obama’s confusion or lapse of memory, though he does have the excuse of jet lag. It was about 4 a.m. in Washington as he spoke.
Okay. Isn't that like the tenth time the media has used the jet lag excuse? A word of caution. If a President can't function on short sleep, he's going to be very dangerous.

From Newsweek:
The thing is: Obama didn’t technically meet his wife at school. Although both are Harvard Law School grads, Michelle Obama got her degree in the spring of 1988 while her future husband didn’t actually start school there until later that fall. (He graduated in 1991). The Obamas officially met in Chicago in 1989, when the future president was a summer associate at the Sidley Austin law firm and Michelle was assigned as his mentor. Was what Obama said wrong? Technically no, considering Obama was still going to school when he met his wife.
Technically no? What? Technically you can't be more wrong. You either meet in class, or you meet on the job. There's no technicality to it. I'm calling shenanigans.



Here's video of the idiot.



UPDATE: Here's some gems from those who commented on this story at Free Republic:
"TOTUS met her in class. Barry came along later."

"Well, that whopper’s gonna cost him another big honkin’ cocktail ring, and maye some genuine pearls, too."

"Is there a Marriage Certificate we don’t know about?"

“I am the King of Zamunda! When I tell the truth it is a lie and when I tell a lie it is a lie!”

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Russian Media Asks Obama What He Doesn't Like About Himself

The Russian media tackling the hard-hitting issues of the day.

In his first interview with Russian media, President Obama was asked, "what don't you like about yourself?"

The president responded, "I have been playing golf lately, and I don't like my golf swing."

Laughing, the president continued, "you probably don't have that much golf weather in Russia, but it's a game that I keep on thinking I should be good at, and somehow the ball goes this way and that way and never goes straight."
The man does have an ego. This is all he can come up with? Granted, he does swing the golf club like a retard on peyote...



but there are so many other things he could have listed. For example, he could have listed his knowledge of history. He could have listed his foreign language skills. He even could have listed his navigation skills. Gonna be a fun four years folks.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

What a Dumbass!...Obama Doesn't Know His Right from His Left