Thursday, September 9, 2010

Asian Carp Czar to resign


Well it was over before it even got started. Turns out President Obama's pick to run the prestigious and vital Carp Dept., John Goss, got a little too close to his quarry back in his college days. This is one of the tamer pics just now surfacing on TMZ. Can this president do anything right? Must he embarrass us before the entire world while trying to solve America's biggest problem?

What's next? Pee Wee Herman appointed Hand Lotion Czar?

I'm fed up. I want results in this war on carp. We can not even begin to solve the unemployment problems, health care, immigration or the various Middle East issues before we stop the carp menace that is rapidly effecting every citizen in this country. Carp are taking over. Plain and simple. It will take a clear-headed and decisive president to take control. I don't believe this president is up to the job.

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