Friday, November 5, 2010

Holy Hog Maws and Bacon Sandwiches!

Is there anything? ANYTHING!!??? Anything on this planet that doesn't piss a Muslim off?

First it was cartoons. Then a teddy bear. Then. . .I dunno, just name something, anything! Ice cream cones! And now. . .a dog named Khan. Allegedly named Khan.

I didn't realize that Khan was a sacred Islamic name, but knowing this now we should add Kubla Khan to the list of outrages, and Genghis (Jenn-jiss ala John Kerry) Khan, Khan Broaster Chicken in Houston, Texas.  And Star Trek and by virtue of his portrayal of Khan, Ricardo Montalban.

You know what you bass-ackwards, 4th century, inbred mongoloids can do?  You can suck it!  Take your outrage and stick it where the sun don't shine!  And while the only thing in your miserable little hateful lives that brings you joy is 'sploding yourselves killing innocent people so that you may bask in the land of 72 virgins and all that jazz, I gots news for ya!!!  There ain't no virgins!  You'll never have this......


Or this. . .


Because you'll be freakin' dead numbnuts!  And do you know what dead numbnuts see?  This. . .


H/T: Weasel Zippers

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