11:37 p.m.

Hey guess what America?

I just saw a raccoon and it's baby just wheel up on the porch to sneak a little birdseed in the middle of 30 m.p.h. gusts of wind and sheeting, non-stop rain.

You ain't got no problems baby. Got it?

For the people that are really in trouble, this is for you:

Hurricane Toasts.