Moar Lies!

In relation to the now signed, sealed and undelivered Hurricane Sandy relief bill, the Associated Press continues to spread disinformation about the unrelated spending (pork) buried within the bill.

The article states:

Conservatives concerned about billions in debt opposed the measure. Earlier this month, House Republicans removed unrelated spending from the bill.

Clearly this is a blanket statement of misinformation and is patently false.  Republicans may have removed some of the spending, but the article implies all unrelated spending was removed.

Here is some of the disaster relief spending included in the signed bill:

• $100 million dollars for Head Start
• $10 million for FBI salaries
• $2 billion for road repairs countrywide
• $32 million for Amtrak
• $1.35 billion for the Army Corps of Engineers (as a reference, the 2013 budget for the whole organization is $4.7 billion)
• And some monies for the Alaska fishing industry which apparently was devastated by a Hurricane that came inland over 4000 miles away

Thank you Congress and President Man Child for your careful oversight of our tax collections.  If only I could spend more than I take in every year in my business.  I'd be a multi-trillionaire by now!

Bang

Why is it that people who know little or nothing about weapons are the first ones to agitate for taking them away from the rest of law-abiding America?

And secondly, why are these the first people to pick up a weapon and immediately put their finger on the trigger, which any law-abiding gun owner knows is terrible gun etiquette and safety?

And here's the proper way, even though she is a verified idiot according to our betters in the media:

Cross-posted at Burning Toast

Dolla to holla?

It's been a while since we had any pole dancer news around here, so let me oblige. . .

Let's begin with a joke. . .

Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?

Because it said "concentrate."

And now for the real humor:

Two dancers on stage at an exotic dance club in Juneau got into a physical fight over $1, according to a Dodge County Sheriff’s Department report.

Officers were called to Silk Exotic around 9:30 p.m. Thursday to break up the fight.

A customer was trying to give a dollar to one of the dancers, but the other dancer took it, according to the report.

Both women fell to the floor, pulled each other’s hair and punched and slapped each other. Other dancers and customers separated the women.

One of the dancers involved in the fight is pregnant.

One can only imagine the, ah, the quality establishment and the, um, incredible talent in Silk Exotic.  In Juneau, Wisconsin.  In a town of less than 3,000 people.  A town perched out in the no-man's-dairy-land between Madison and Milwaukee.  A town whose closest neighboring "metropolis" is a place called Beaver Dam.

Yeah, that might explain away a little of that.

I hope no one got punched in the stomach.

55,000,000 seconds

Well I guess it's about time.

I've decided to reopen my long closed blog after I decided that the coast was finally clear from a stalking past.

And anyway, I missed the damn place. 

So welcome and welcome back!

It's me again Sam

I ain't got nothing to say except damn I loves me some physics!