Dolla to holla?

It's been a while since we had any pole dancer news around here, so let me oblige. . .

Let's begin with a joke. . .

Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?

Because it said "concentrate."

And now for the real humor:

Two dancers on stage at an exotic dance club in Juneau got into a physical fight over $1, according to a Dodge County Sheriff’s Department report.

Officers were called to Silk Exotic around 9:30 p.m. Thursday to break up the fight.

A customer was trying to give a dollar to one of the dancers, but the other dancer took it, according to the report.

Both women fell to the floor, pulled each other’s hair and punched and slapped each other. Other dancers and customers separated the women.

One of the dancers involved in the fight is pregnant.

One can only imagine the, ah, the quality establishment and the, um, incredible talent in Silk Exotic.  In Juneau, Wisconsin.  In a town of less than 3,000 people.  A town perched out in the no-man's-dairy-land between Madison and Milwaukee.  A town whose closest neighboring "metropolis" is a place called Beaver Dam.

Yeah, that might explain away a little of that.

I hope no one got punched in the stomach.