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"Hot Dog Hooker" Sentenced to Jail

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She was arrested after an undercover cop visited her hot dog truck and asked her to perform a sex act, police said. 

But Scalia has denied that she sold sex to the police officer and said he only got a lap dance before police arrived at the scene and arrested her. 

Scalia has insisted she did nothing illegal. She said she is just selling hot dogs and snacks and then offers up her services as a stripper to anyone who is interested. 

But despite the publicity, the 45-year-old East Rockaway woman said Monday that her case has been bad for business.

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HOT DOGS FORCE EVACUATION AT PHILLIES GAME: FEAR OF TERRORIST ATTACK

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Fans are being allowed back into the stadium after several suspicious packages were detonated by bomb squad members. The contents of the packages are now believed to be hot dogs.

Officials found three suspicious packages this afternoon at Citizens Bank Park and a police bomb squad was called in, according to media reports.

The stadium went into lockdown mode two hours and was partially evacuated before the scheduled start of tonight's game between the Phillies and Braves.

The devices reportedly were found along the first base side on the exterior of stadium in South Philadelphia.

The area being affected is along Pattison Street between Darien and 11th Streets near the first base entrance.

Police indicated they were concerned about the devices and decided to call in the bomb squad to investigate.

At this time, tonight's game is still on schedule to take place.