Can We Just Go Back to This for a Second?

Not only is the angle totally different for any other first pitch I've ever seen but when was the last time you saw the pitch go screen right and the camera, oh so tenderly, go screen left at the moment the ball gets to the plate? Look at someone trying to protect this gump of a president.

Captain Thurston says: Obama admits he didn't play organized baseball as a child. Might that be because organized baseball would require the presentation of a birth certificate?