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Candy Crowley

Kenan Thompson (from SNL)

Oooooooooohhhhhhhh....Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....What's up with this?...What's up with that?

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Joker

Jackass

h/t WZ

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Chelsea Clinton is a Flop

This is a shame.  What with her being all cowardly lion looking and stuff.

The reviews:

‘Clinton… seems like a very nice young woman. She is obviously bright, although we already suspected she was that as well. Otherwise, there was nothing else that necessarily dismissed charges (mostly by TV critics, although they were not alone) that she got this job because of that name’  (Verne Gay, Newsday)

"The former first daughter appeared poised and well-prepared, though a bit nervous’  (Caitlin McDevitt, Politico)

‘Chelsea doesn’t “pop” off the screen, to use an industry term – her demeanour is reserved, she doesn’t project her voice like a broadcaster. Not that most viewers probably cared’ (Howard Kurtz, Daily Beast)

‘What was surprising to see on Monday night’s show is how someone can be on TV in such a prominent way and, in her big moment, display so very little charisma – none at all. Either we’re spoiled by TV’s unlimited population of giant personalities or this woman is one of the most boring people of her era’ (Hank Stuever, Washington Post)

Hank Stuever, writing for the Washington Post, said she displayed ’so very little charisma – none at all.’  He wrote: ‘Either we’re spoiled by TV’s unlimited population of giant personalities or this woman is one of the most boring people of her era.’

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And Then There Were Two

A special Separated At Birth, Triplets Version

Flash fry Osama Bin Laden's successor with a Hellfire missile and what do you have left?  33% less Just For Men users.

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Debbie, we're not gonna take it.  No, we ain't gonna take it.

My apologies in advance to Mr. Dee Snider of Twisted Sister.

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Or, if you like...



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Yeah, and they want us to believe that this guy is Osama's son?  Riiiiiiiiiight!

And in a bulge of ironic fate, nobody cares what Frank Zappa has to say anymore and no one cares what you have to say either Omar.  And by the way putz, where was the fair trial for the thousands of poeple who were burned, dismembered, mutilated or ground to death as the twin towers collapsed?  Or the ones who leaped into an infinite singularity from a hundred floors up when all hope was lost?  Go back to your meaningless anonymity schizo-boy.

The three remaining fans of Frank Zappa will find a video below the fold.

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In case you don't know what the thing is on the left, read this.  If you're not sure about its twin on the right, then observe this mini-documentary below.

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Brenda Speaks and Brigette Nielsen?

John Wiley Price and Dumb Donald?

Bonus poll content!

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Saudi Special Forces (is this type of camouflage necessary in the desert?)

Need I say more?

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h/t blogprof

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Here is a high school photo Dem. Rep. Anthony Weiner (pronounced "weener") posted on himself.

And here is a picture of Screech.

h/t weasel zippers

Elena Kagan and Kevin James - Separated at Birth

Kings and Queens

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Coincidence?

Bat Boy

Rep. Henry "The Thing" Waxman (D...for Dickhead...California)

I REALLY think not...

Previously posted at Feed Your ADHD.

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This was too good to pass up. Courtesy of Moonbattery. Tim Geithner and that yellow freak from Sin City.




That is just nails!