CNN: Bush Stole Geronimo's Skull -- Debunked by Scientists at The Big Feed

Here's is a CNN report claiming that George Bush's grandfather stole Geronimo's skull.



Our scientists at The Big Feed were granted access to the skull in question and did one of those forensic exercises where you carefully reconstruct the individual's likeness by using clay. This technique is often used to identify unknown murder victims as a means of assisting law enforcement. As you can see, by our results, our reconstruction reveals that the skull is not that of Geronimo.



Note: This story was satire. That reconstruction thing didn't really happen.