LESSONS FOR GOP FROM ROCK AND ROLL

Listen up you sniveling ankle biters within the GOP! When someone in your group gets attacked you drop your drum sticks and shed your bass in a millisecond and you get in their face. Sure, Sarah Palin made some mistakes, and sure Kurt Cobain smashed this security dude in the face with his guitar.... But when one of your own is attacked you defend them with every ounce of your being. People notice this and they will admire you all the more for it. Snipping behind her back to the media will never get them to love you. The Dirty Liberal Media hate you. Hate them back. A silent majority of this country will cheer you on. Know this.