Patton Rolls Over in his Grave. Dubya Just Rolls his Eyes and Shakes his Head.

Iowahawk on our Commander-in-Chief's new strategery.

"As an extra bonus to help you out, I secured a commitment of 10,000 additional special troops from our European allies. In fact, I think I see one of them in the back seat -- there in the blue bicycle helmet. What's your name son? Pierre? That's... okay... okay, Pierre, please stop crying. Yes, I promised Mr. Sarkozy you'll be home soon."