John Edwards Sex Tape Found

This is not a joke. My Pretty Pony has gone X-rated.

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

"Physically very striking in a certain area"? What the hell? It can't be possible that his Johnson is as pretty as his face. Some guys have all the luck.